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JuicySausage · 24/06/2013 18:29

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

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tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:22

what the frig is quince??!!!

twink what is the hold up with your drugs??

Karbea · 25/06/2013 22:25

It's a fruit.

NookNook · 25/06/2013 22:27

she called her son Quince??

Tame its a fruit. Like an orange. I had to ask DH. I just know you make jelly with it.

Nokkie73 · 25/06/2013 22:31

OHMYFUKKITYGOD - so i come in after zumba, a rather irrational shouting sesh at dp followed by a bit of pasta at the local restaurant and, after a night snuggled in my upper pups, joos is only diffed (I had nuffink to do wiv it m'lud). Jupiter's cock, as they say in ancient Rome, she is with child. Many many congratulations you insane woman. I am so very pleased for you (but promise no more wheelbarrowing about the place. Fink of de baybees).

Congrats on being pupo wish and euro. Especially euro I will give you no false platitudes or any of that babydust kind of bollocks. What I will say is that I am keeping my fingers and manky toes crossed for you. Stranger things have happened than baybees being created from lower grade embies so .

fish thank goodness they haven't stopped the treatment. I will be thinking of you tomorrow.

mejust I hope you are ok my lovely. It isn't like you to be quiet in the evenings so I hope you are doing ok.

tame the fact that you are still bleeding sucks massive cockage. On a far more positive note, at least gluten free is going well. I do find brown rice a bit fucking, um what's the word, oh yeah FUCKING NASTY. So Mel B had better give you an alternative.

fab you expressed an interest in having a bounce on the pups. Feel free. joos has gone to the chippy so they are free.

expat I think it was you who really made me laugh with your random CLUNGE shout earlier in the thread. Grin

motor I think you get the call tomorrow, don't you ? Am really hoping things work out for you. You have waited sooooooo patiently !

Hello to everyone else. Too many to name check but love to you all.

In other news, the risk of downs for the nipper is 1 in 1,400 (classed as low) so I am really happy. I think I overdid it at Zumba though so was feeling a bit anxious. I think I had better stick to yoga and swimming.

Noks x

chocolocodowninacapulco · 25/06/2013 22:35

That's great news Noks, you must be relieved Smile

tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:37

Fab news nokkie xxxx

Karbea · 25/06/2013 22:39

Arr Nokkie that's a big relief.
Can't believe you've being doing Zumba!

Nokkie73 · 25/06/2013 22:41

Awwww fanks ladies. Zumba was not one of my better ideas. Fucking idiot.

JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 22:42

Aw, fanks, Nokkie. I can't believe you attempted Zumba when you are cooking a baby. Mind you, it's good to get the little 'un on the funk train early, eh? Choo! Choo!

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NookNook · 25/06/2013 22:42

Excellent news Nokkie! And zumba is never ever ever a good idea. Ever.

tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:45

I hate zumba with a passion. I shake my groove thang to pilates once a week Hmm

tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:46

Does anybody watch Hannibal on sky living?? Fucking freaking me out!!!

If I have a boy, ill call it Hannibal.

Karbea · 25/06/2013 22:48

I've no coordination and mix up my left from right... I do bootcamp twice a week.

Karbea · 25/06/2013 22:49

I'm watching the online dating thing, got to stay up to midnight for last drug. DH is asleep on the sofa.

Nokkie73 · 25/06/2013 22:53

I thought it was a reasonably good idea, but I am basically an idiot. I shall be doing my yoga classes in future. I downloaded a couple of yoga apps onto the aye paddy - much more sensible. I really wanted to get my funk on but I felt like I had two left feet in the class. At least I had an excuse. There was a young bird with absolutely no fucking sense of rhyddim at all in front of me, so at least I didn't look like the twat of the class. There was also a fat red faced bloke who had found his way into the class, primarily to look at jiggly titties, I reckon. Fucking pevert.

Nokkie73 · 25/06/2013 22:54

What drug tonight karbs

Nokkie73 · 25/06/2013 22:55

tame SHADDAP ! It looks good but I missed all the first episodes. Anyone watching Banshee on Sky ? Now him a hot piece of ass

tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:56

karbea what drug do you take at midnight??!!

nokkie I am shite at zumba. Ended up doing my own sweet moves.

Karbea · 25/06/2013 22:59

Ritodrine 4 times a day 6, 12, 6, 12.

JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 23:03

Didn't Hannibal teck sum elephants up Everest?

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JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 23:05

Did someone say 'midnight'???

"..midnight at the oaaaasis...sing yer camel to bed..."

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JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 23:08

Tortie, I have a funny feeling you've watched my all-time favourite film: Napoleon Dynamite. Well? Have you?

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Nokkie73 · 25/06/2013 23:15

Who is in that one joos ?

twinklestar2 · 25/06/2013 23:15

Tame - I was given a prescription for gonal F and orgalutran but when we got home the pharmacy had only given us the orgalutran Angry

Didn't help that the pharmacist said to us 'do you know how much these drugs cost?' Then proceeded to work it out and then told us 'if it didnt work that's how much we'd have to pay'. Knob.

twinklestar2 · 25/06/2013 23:18

Nokkie your posts make me hoot with laughter. Thank you Flowers

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