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JuicySausage · 24/06/2013 18:29

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

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wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 26/06/2013 08:08

nomaybe it's annoyingly bright here, it woke me up this morning. That teamed up with DP and the builders outside! Looks like its time to get up. Good luck with your scans and blood.

mejust where are you??

Keep us updated motor

Morning everyone else

I'm one of the PUPO's and feeling pretty crappy. Everything that has been keeping me going these last few weeks has come to a halt so I think my body has just gone hrrmophggmmff

JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 08:12

Tortie, do you see the 'mumsnet talk' box on the right? Can you see 'most active'? Well, we're on it, by virtue of the fact that this fred moves faster than Gary Glitter at Wacky Warehouse.

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JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 08:14
Tennis
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Karbea · 26/06/2013 08:17

Twinkle we were icsi too, although didn't help with the crap fertilisation!

nobeer · 26/06/2013 08:42

nice tune motor good luck for today.

nobeer · 26/06/2013 08:42

welcome nocupcakes

nobeer · 26/06/2013 08:45

juicy so excited for you! yes, i should really change my name to acoupleofglassesofwineatweddingsandotherspecialoccasions

tametortie · 26/06/2013 08:45

joos yay!! I love a dark line!! Im 2nd happiest for you!!

I do love my job although its severly getting in my way of keeping up with you lot Hmm

What does everybody else do? Do you love your jobs?

MotorcycleMama · 26/06/2013 08:46

The clinic called, and we have 3 x 4 cell Grade 1 and 1 x 4 cell Grade 2. Transfer will therefore either be tomorrow or Saturday.
Now just have to keep occupied for the rest of the day (no wheelbarrowing for me though).

tametortie · 26/06/2013 08:47

Motor- thats excellent!! [snile]

In work now- smell ya later xxx

JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 08:53

Motor, that is excellent news! My two hatching blasts came from a 5- and a 4-cell on day two Smile I really hope they take at least two of those to blast, Motor Smile

Tortie, I have a job which would really out me if I revealed it. Do you watch any porn?

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wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 26/06/2013 09:00

tortie what do you do?

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 26/06/2013 09:01

I just cannot keep up, but it is the side effects, so it is not MY fault. Oh and the fact I have a job I mostly love.

Hurrah for fatter lines, joos. Very reassuring.

Waves and welcome to cupcakes. I am funded LP too. But I am about 10 days of DR-ing ahead of you. And I had wine until the DR-headaches became to bad to combine with it. I am fairly fit, at least I was, until the DRing drucks made me not only suicidal but very, very tired.

I am failing to keep up but happily crossing everything whilst being asleep on the couch "working from home" today

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 26/06/2013 09:04

Well done motor on the lovely embies.

Whoeverasked we're IVF in principle (since we're unexplained) but if SB produces a rubbish sample on the day, like he did with the IUI that got me diffed, we've given permission to go to ICSI if necessary.

And I hate that pharmacist. I would complain. When I picked up my bloody entire veg drawer of the fridge full, I was being served by you guessed right a pregnant pharmacist. She was sweet do and wished me lots of good luck.

JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 09:07

Lemon, you mustn't give up, no matter how loopy this sends you. There's a baby at the end of this madness x

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 26/06/2013 09:14

I might give up, actually, joos. We've been discussing it. We're unexplained. I am only 34 and have been pregnant (after IUI) in the past year. We might get there naturally in the next century. Or we might adopt. Or we might build a child-free future. The thing is, this does send me loopy and there might well be no baby at the end of it. And then, would that have been worth it? I have real doubts.

JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 09:24

Lemon, I just don't want you to throw away this opportunity when it may well end up as a baby. The biggest things in life are a gamble but nothing will actually destroy us in the process of taking risks. Please stick with it x

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JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 09:25

Also (and you will hate me for this) you will be forty before you know it. Your late thirties fly by and I'm not joking.

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twinklestar2 · 26/06/2013 09:28

Thx everyone. Hmmmm now I said I didn't want ICSI because I wanted ivf cause I thought I had more chance with ivf. I'm not sure if that's the right choice now?

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 26/06/2013 09:37

As if I don't know all that joos. My early thirties did fly by I can assure you. But the end of the thirties will bring me closure one way or another. I agree that a gamble that produces a baby is worth it. But my sanity it worth more than a not-quite-baby. My MC did really knock me sideways for months and I have a history of hormonal depression and I am not coping well on the drucks. So really, it is something I need to consider. For me blindly continuing would be as stupid as blindly cancelling would be for others. It is a very personal thing, this whole IF-shite.

JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 09:46

Ah. A history of hormonal depression would swing it for me, too, lemon. I'm on Seroxat for being a general loon so I fully understand the fear of lunacy/the black dog. I'm sorry to get all evangelical with you - I hardly know you - I didn't mean to annoy Blush

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JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 09:47

Anyone for Tennis?

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MotorcycleMama · 26/06/2013 09:55

Where is mejust - I'm getting worried?

Lifeasafish · 26/06/2013 09:59

motor thats wonderful! Well done. This thread has got happier in the past few days, although the solidarity when people were having difficulties was a beautiful thing.

tortie everythig I have written doesn't seem the rigt thing to say to you, but In a nutshell I feel it for how long the has drawn out and am so amazed in how you can help and support me and others just now. I really apreciate it.

mejust where are you? Are you ok? Remember a problem shared is a problem halved, but I hope you are not posting because you are celebrating.

loves I considered how I would feel if I were childless in 20 years and decided that while that would still be a rich life, I would need to knw that I have tried my upmost to have children and would have no regrets. So while I will do my best to not let infertility to define me, I need to know that I tried and pushed as far as I comfortably could.

Juicy I cannot congratulate you enough. I think you have lifted my mood even higher to be honest.

question after trigger, did anyone else have a loose stomach. I am currently shitting my arse out and it smells chemically. Is that normal or am I still freakish? I'm totally amazed by the volume Confused #overshare

nobeer · 26/06/2013 10:00

we're doing ivf. and I now feel very Lucky that i've got a nice pharmacist. the total cost for my meds came to 690 something euros, but she knocked it down to 660€. and I think she's been through ivf too because she told me how some of the hormones made her really tired.

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