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JuicySausage · 24/06/2013 18:29

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

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JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 21:49

Oh, Tortie Sad when will it end? Are the clots a thing of the past yet? Do you like your job?

I'm worried about Mejust, as far as I'm aware she hasn't visited the thread all day and it's not like her.

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JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 21:51

Aaargh!! My eyes! My eyes! You mentioned the 'Q' word!

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JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 21:52

What would we stroke if we had a bald lass on here?

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JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 21:52

Tortie, are you permitted quinoa?

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wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 25/06/2013 21:54

fish I'm so glad your back on track. You had me worried there! You just like too cook up a storm to get everyone worried eh? Grin

I'm feeling really low tonight and have absolutely no reason to be. It's uncontrollable and ironic as its the first time in weeks that I've been drug free!
I couldn't eat my tea, it made me feel sick so I've just come to bed. Bed time is also horrible as Mr Wish is sleeping on the sofa due to impossibly bad hay fever, he doesn't want to disturb me. The problem is that I feel like I need him next to me Sad

I'm tearing up now! What the chuff is wrong with me?!

Karbea · 25/06/2013 21:55

You shouldn't have quinoa.

tametortie · 25/06/2013 21:55

Joos I LOVE my job. Its all I've ever done and all I have ever known and I love it.

The clots were fine until today and they have become massive again. About the size of my thumb??? I'm not liking the way this is panning out. I hope it stops soon. I'm so utterly tired all the time from bleeding.

I love Quorn!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quorn.

tametortie · 25/06/2013 21:57

wish its the treatment anti-climax. Very very common. All the adrenaline ends and you are left with the outcome of all your efforts. Go with it, have a cry and have some chocolate. Its totally normal to feel a bit 'numb' at this stage xxxxx

Karbea · 25/06/2013 21:58

Did the docs say when you should go see them if it doesn't stop?

tametortie · 25/06/2013 21:58

karbea cant I????? Mel B has put it on my meal plan as a substitute for couscous???? I'll check with her- perhaps she means a gluten free quinoa.

twinklestar2 · 25/06/2013 22:00

Annoyed with clinic and pharmacy! We've only got one out of the four things we need and I'm due on any day now grrrrr.

tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:00

I have a scan on the 9th July. I think if I carry on like this until then, I shall be bled dry.

I'm getting terrible flashbacks of last time. My mum said I'm making myself bleed by keep thinking about it Sad

wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 25/06/2013 22:01

Thank you tame. I don't feel disheartened or anything but maybe you're right. It was all go and now it's just stopped. I'm hoping sleep will help.

We have Quorn chilli every week so we don eat too much red meat, it's not bad actually but better than the real thing Smile

wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 25/06/2013 22:02

Oops, that was meant to be never better than the real thing

NookNook · 25/06/2013 22:03

Juicy the lovely Mejust was on this morning. Sounded like she was having a terrible time with her ovaries after ec. I hope she's snuggled up in bed and fast asleep now...

tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:04

Quorn is an acquired taste. The sausages are awful Envy

NookNook · 25/06/2013 22:05

I love all foods hat begin with q. Quorn, quinoa, quiche, quails eggs... er can't think of any more.

tametortie · 25/06/2013 22:07

quark.

NookNook · 25/06/2013 22:10

Quark? Isn't that something to do with particle physics?

Karbea · 25/06/2013 22:11

I like the quorn party eggs - yum!

NookNook · 25/06/2013 22:11

Also thank you for thinking of me Tame. Yes feeling better. Juicy's news has spurred me on.

Karbea · 25/06/2013 22:12

Quinoa does have gluten just not a lot, so I'd imagine Mel B would say you could have it once a week or so.

NookNook · 25/06/2013 22:14

Quince!

JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 22:19
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JuicySausage · 25/06/2013 22:21

A lady on my old ante natal thread from last year called her baby boy Quince Hmm

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