The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

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Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit

Oh, I might still stop doing IVF never to go near it again. It is a real possibility in the drizzle-household. So shush. Or pretend to POAF. That brings droid on for me, usually.

Survived my dildo'ing! Apparently my insides are beautiful but my left ovary still looks a bit poly cystic? Whatever that means. Anyhow, the car then wouldn't start so I was too late back home to get to the posh meal. Terrible shame. I'm not sure whether my boss believes that's what actually happened or whether she wished she'd thought of it first no seriously it did break down and has cost me £50 to call the cocks at the breakdown cover. Fuckers.

WHY ARE MEN SUCH HORRIBLE TWATS SOMETIMES ---- I know he's finding it all very stressful and the car breaking down is my fault and cost us £50 but for fuck sake. I didn't do it on purpose and he's just basically told me I'm a useless dozy bitch who can't be left to sort anything. He'll be out on is frigging ear before we get to have IVF at this rate. Bastard.

TWAT! TWAT! TWAT!

Nobber

norfy bloomin' hell lass, it's just teasing you now!

drizz I think you should talk to your clinic. In my experience, if you are on it much longer, you will be too far into hormonal hell to have a sensible conversation with anyone. I've basically just done a form of short protocol, and whilst the drugs made me grumpy and a bit hormonal and I didn't enjoy sticking the drugs in me because I'm an hold hippy, they were in a different league to the devil's juice burserelin.

Oh rasp that sounds shit. Can you have a lovely night in, instead, well away from him?

He's calmed down now because he's been distracted by his mate. I'm just going to ignore him! Prat.

Bra-removal update - not massively heavier than normal. There was about three seconds of unusual nipple sensitivity though. But that then vanished, making the whole thing a very boring non-menkul.

How are things this morning Rasp, did you manage not to smother him in the night?

Hope you are feeling better this morning Euro, and fingers crossed for ET later this morning.

I have tremendous trapped wind this morning . Feels like I need a darn good trump

In positive news, 14dpo and temps are still up. ODAAT.

Up, you say? Hmmm.

Good luck with the pipework later, euro. We'll be thinking of you.

Good luck Euro!

Thanks ladies. I'm off very shortly. Just trying to work out my water drinking schedule now!

Good luck.

Good luck, euro :)

rasp well done on your beautiful insides. Sorry about his shitness last night. How is everything today?

I feel quite hung over today. Odd, because I haven't had any alcohol in a week.

Good luck zammo!

rasp have things smoothed over today?

I'm back home. With two crap* embies on board. I'm very disappointed - we had a grade one last time at this stage. These were both grade three. I started off adamant that I only wanted one back but the clinic pushed us strongly towards both so we ended up giving in. Pregnancy is pretty unlikely with either of them. Meh.

*technical embryology term.

I'm sorry Euro. Without wanting to sound patronising, there is still hope.

Wow about 14 days of high temps, any chance of a sneaky fiver to be peed on, frank?

I know euro about talking to them, I could not get through to them this morning or afternoon, the bloody five minutes I had some privacy. So I'll be calling them from home tomorrow.

Quietly crossing everything for a whole BESH-bag of wins to come our way in the next few weeks!

I'm holding out till Friday Drizz maybe. I'm not sure if I've been cramping today, or if it is just the aforementioned wind shifting about

Well, I won't push. But it is looking very good frank.

Oh, I realised I missed shouting TWATTWATTWAT at rasp-man forgot his name, but he does not deserve one

All is calm in the Tipple household. He's still a knob though and I've had an epically bad day at work which is destined only to get worse as the week goes on. Wish I could just chuck it all in, it's a nightmare at the moment.

Sorry for crappy day Euro. Will keep everything crossed that Grade 3's turn good. Was ET less horrible than EC?

How's the wind and temps doing now Frank?

for everyone else :)

ET was fine, thanks rasp. It's strange, I breeze through pretty much anything except being rendered unconscious and spiders. They are my kryptonite. If we do it again, I am going to see if the clinic will do EC under local. I'm reasonably good with pain and it shouldn't last long. Otherwise, I'm just not sure how many times I can put myself through that.

frank we can be parp buddies - I've just had acu and that always gets things moving.

driz I kept going until the scan to check everything had shut down. I'd been in a fairly bad way, but everyone kept saying I would feel better when stimming started. When they told me at that scan they wanted me to downreg for another week because the clinic couldn't fit me in, I lost it. And that is when we decided to quit. By that point I just couldn't bear another day.

Droid has given me dreadful wind

In other news, I've just had my first full PT session. Fuck I'm unfit.

Fish slaps to all the menkullers.

euro sorry today didn't go the way you wanted. I don't want to be patronising either, so all I'll say is that they wouldn't implant them if there was no chance and I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

al I too get dreadful wind during droid. Which should be any day now. Hurry up droid.