The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Welcome to the BESH plumbing thread, where we have blocked pipes, dirty u-bends and leaks aplenty.

Newbies are welcome to seek out the BESHtionnaire submit highly inflated quotes for consideration. Instadiffers will be massively overcharged and sent packing.

Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit

Bugs - all I can say is that sounds most alarming. I've never had that myself - droid's pretty light and brief when he shows up in my world.

That sounds like my droids. They start with a little bit of spotting for about 24 hours, so light I'm barely sure it's droid, then after that the gates of hell open. I find paracetamol and red wine help. Maybe not at 8.30am though.

I've had some droids like that Bugs, but can't remember whether they were Clomid induced or not!

Rasp I'm ok, thanks for asking. I don't think it has sunk in yet, it's like I need a third party to verify I'm not imagining it all. No sick yet, but I have been pretty queasy at times and my appetite has all but disappeared. No scan booked yet, I have a booking in appointment with the midwives on 25 July, when I'm just over 8 weeks, so will get a date for a scan then.

Anyone got any nipple tassels handy?

Merks? Mine are still lying around for the twinks frank bonanza. Is this about to be a triple whammy BFP Fred?

1-2 week positive on a digi (never managed to get a digi pos before) after a tedious shag marathon this cycle

Waaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooo!!!!!!

Well bloody done! Sincerely hoping this is a very sticky one for you after the chem pregs. I am twirling the tassels like a crazy lady. Whoop whoop whoop!

Frank - you have made the luckiest fred ever. I'm going to have to get me a plumber.

Oh my goodness merk! Congratulations :)

Wow Merks! !!

What, another one? Brilliant! Congratulations, merk!

Wow! Congrats merk. What was your story again? I am thick with tiredness and stuff. Indeed it is unbelievable, three in one fred. I think we might need to stick with the plumbers.

PS bugs I get droids like that quite regularly. Usually clears up after 48 hours. It gets everything out relatively efficiently. Sorry though. Painkillers are the answer.

Wahoo!
Wonderful news! 😃 🎉

Merks!!!!! Bloody hell! This plumbing thread lark really works!

It's a good thing I was too lazy knackered to take off the nipple tassels earlier in the week (although they make weird sleep indentations on my arms...)

Congrats on the win Merks!!!

Triple BESH diff!!!

Congrats merk! Not sure you and I have been around on the Fred at the same time much but very glad to see another BESH win! D'you think it might be to do with the sunshine?

This time I think its all to do with the fact I forcibly persuaded VVTM to put out 6 days in a row!

Do you know I was actually going to post the other day and say I reckon there will be another diffage soon as these things come in threes but I thought you'd all laugh. If I had you'd have all thought me psychic no? :/ haha.

Is anyone starting to feel nervous about the impending royal baby boom? I'm dreading it, tis all quiet at the moment but apparently due date for third in line is today.....Why am I really not looking forward to it?

Oh and I'm watching Your Face looks familiar and wondering why Alysha Dixon feels the need to dress like a frump because she's diffed, she's really not allllll that pregnant and her dress is stupid, she's not that pregnant.

Maybe we should have a psychic thread? Not an actual woo thread, more a taking the piss out of woo thread, all Mystic Meg style and crappy horoscopes?

I'm not too worried about the Royal Birth. We only really watch BBC Breakfast, which is not going to be too bad. I can report there are no banners and bunting up in Cambridge, either, even though they're "our" royals, so the nation isn't as bats over it as the Daily Fail would have you believe.

In other, mildly amusing, news - HOTB and I were talking about next week's consultant appt, and we were wondering what their reaction would be if I walked in with a cushion shoved up my jumper. Obviously they'd think I was crackers, but what would they actually do...?

I noticed whilst browsing the chav mags this morning that just about every z lister celeb is diffed. Jordan, Danielle summit or other, a Saturday and about three others I don't even know who they are. Everyone in the whole world is diffed except me it seems. Perhaps I need to become a z list'er?

Ah, but many of those z listers are only in the mags right now because they're diffed. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, innit?