The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

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Welcome to the BESH plumbing thread, where we have blocked pipes, dirty u-bends and leaks aplenty.

Newbies are welcome to seek out the BESHtionnaire submit highly inflated quotes for consideration. Instadiffers will be massively overcharged and sent packing.

Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit

I made a healthy carbonara too Bugs, from my PCOS For Dummies book

It's a useful book as it has a recipe section full of low GI stuff. There's a scrummy sweet corn and sweet potato soup.

I'm on 33 bugs. Bored now.

I'm bored too, euro cycle 30-odd here as well. I'm immensely frustrated at our hospital - after the secretary sent me the ivf forms it seems the doctor wants us to go in again so they can 'talk me through them'. I'm not stupid ffs. And I my have to repeat my blood tests so that'll be a delay of at least another cycle. I just want to get going! It's so unfair!

Nice to see you faith but sorry your kidney is broken.

Cycle 36 here since we started counting. God that's depressing.

I seem to be very fertile today but MATV is not interested and I've got a funny tummy. Sometimes I wonder whether we have actually ever, ever managed to DTD at the right time. We had sex on Tuesday afternoon so some might hang around but it's weird, like the more fertile I get the less interested he is. I thought it was supposed to be the other way round :/

Thanks for all the bookish info. How odd then Euro that I've placed you in the position of book person in my memory. Also, I like the idea of recipes, especially carbonara.

We're on cycle 22. About behind the rest of you, but still bored nonetheless. Oh and droid appeared today. GS was sad. Think I upset him by saying that I'd always imagined having 3 children, but now I'd just be happy with 1. Think he blames himself even though it's potentially both of us who are the problem. Sigh. This is not easy at all. Please throws some fish. I don't think he likes the term 'dildocam' either.

Hello to everyone else.

Rasp- hope you get some shagging in. Sorry you don't feel well.

About behind= we're behind (somehow?!)

Sorry about droid bugs.
I'm back in the phlebotomy dept waiting for another progesterone level blood test. Feeling a bit shit about being back at square one.

Anyone got any exciting weekend plans?

Sorry bugs :(

How's your stomach post-bacon by the way? rasp how's your tummy today? MATV is clearly being shit. There's a lot of it going around (shitness), I partly blame the weather.

Sorry GS was upset bear. Personally I don't see any problem in revising hopes. Also dildocam is an excellent and highly descriptive term.

moll I am working all weekend so my plans are mainly to be hot and uncomfortable in my heavy polyester clothes. You? What's this lot of tests for? I'm in a waiting room too (and the chocolate vending machine is whispering to me...)

Three and a half now, bugs. Hang in there.

Could you have some kind of minor emergency and just go? I am willing the hours away for you. What's for dinner tonight?

After a week in the office by myself, I have cracked and buggered off 2 hours early for my friends garden party. Take that, The Man.

I'm planning to spend my Sunday pretty much laid out flat in the sunshine. With a gin. And a magnum.

Hope you escape nice and prompt bugsy.

Hope escapage has now happened and you are all now flouncing around with G and T in hand feeling very Fridayish.

Love it when people stick it to The Man, Moll. Respect.

Went out for quaffee with friends this pm with one friend who does know about ishoos (A) and one who doesn't (B). It all got very awkward when we started talking about a mutual friend who is getting married and friend B started talking about how soon she'd get preggers after. I could feel the questions about me hanging in the air and just wanted to blurt it all out, but thought I'd end up weeping into my latte, so decided not to. I might text her and tell her so there's no more of those tense moments. Lawd, this is all so tricky. I feel like I'm constantly manoeuvring around people and their questions. Case in point here is managing to get out of lunch with family at the weekend, because I don't feel I want any awkward questions ahead of the appointment, and don't particularly want to spend all my time hearing about and watching B and SIL coo over their 'miracle' baby. I need a huge G and T and a BESH hat, if such a thing exists.

We're away for the weekend, so road trip here we come. Hope you all have good'uns too.

Just counted properly on my fingers (!) and I'm on cycle 24, not 22. How did that happen? Buggery shite. Still, might mean we are closer to IVF than first thought, should we need it.

I have to work tomorrow :( MATV is sort of forgiven but even though he had a day off today he still wasn't willing to put out this morning and I'm pretty sure I Ov'd yesterday so it's all over for the last month.....he reckons his testicles are too sweaty or something. I don't think I will ever understand my husband. My tummy has deflated after several stinky farts this morning all the way to work. Luckily I was on my bike so it was ok, I just guffed to my hearts content.

Bear I know that feeling of being stuck in awkward conversations. It's so hard, I usually end up having to have a cry. It's good if one person knows though as they can (if they are any good) usually steer the conversation in another direction.

Good work on the skivving Moll.

Sorry for the ouchie droid bugger, hope it fucks off soon.

How are the two PESH in our midst feeling today? Pukey or ok? :) Has it sunk in yet and when are scans booked in for?

Captain are you a secret rock fan??