The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

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Welcome to the BESH plumbing thread, where we have blocked pipes, dirty u-bends and leaks aplenty.

Newbies are welcome to seek out the BESHtionnaire submit highly inflated quotes for consideration. Instadiffers will be massively overcharged and sent packing.

Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit

Huzzah! Congrats twinks, that's awesome news

I'm sure there will be nerves and wobbles along the way but YOU ARE UP THE DUFF!

fizz I am scared shitless!! And not entirely certain I'm not dreaming.

Good show winks!

It seems plumbers are the antidote to a woo Fred. And about blardy time too!

Twinks I've still got that feeling now, nearly 2 weeks later! I'm pretty sure I won't believe it until a scan proves otherwise.

Two diffments!!!

Would come out of incognito mode to properly congratulate you both, Franks and Twinks but I'm on my bastard phone. (You will know me by questioning who killed me...)

Mucho escargots of excitement all around!

Twinks, please give a historical breakdown of fertility isshoos for us left behind, I'm terrible at remembering ins and outs. Did you do anything different?

Almost 2years ttc (not anywhere near as long as most I know), PCOS, low progesterone suggested unreliable ovulation. Slightly irregular periods, and one heavy period where I bled for a full month. 1st appointment with fertility clinic done, clomid prescription pending HSG which won't be happening now. We will not tell anyone that my win came when my stress levels were far far lower than at any point whilst TTCing. Nothing different this month other than that. Also, a near complete relationship breakdown back in January which was a very low time and the Besh were utterly invaluable.

You had ishoos with Mr Twink (sorry I forget his acronym) not being too keen on the sechs too did you not? But things have been better for you lately? Fwiw I felt exactly like you did...

Yes to all of that faif. But HWCA is like a different man these days.

Hooray! :)

Yayee :) all came good in the end then!

I luff a happy ending.

I can't believe no-one has said it yet.

Ahem.

So, twonks, you just relaxed and it happened then ?

Shocked silence..

twinklylittlestar congratulations

Norks I believe you went there! :) How are you feeling?

Norks, you are a terrible person

Morning hags! Just back from first IVF scannage. I seem to be growing a grand total of 20 follies (9 right, 11 left), but all still

That's some good follie growing driz. How are you coping on the devil juice? Your menkul was a top quality worst case scenario, I am quite pessimistic and that one would have done me proud. Pros and cons of the embryoscope?

Morning everyone else.

Well done on the follie growth Lemon, sounds impressive for the first scan.

Good luck with Show & Tell tonight Bugs

noks you do know I am going to hunt you down and kill you for saying that, don't you?