The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

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Welcome to the BESH plumbing thread, where we have blocked pipes, dirty u-bends and leaks aplenty.

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Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit

So when was your last droid Twink?

Yes I scared the shit out of him by running into the bedroom shouting "wake up wake up WAKE UP!!" He is pleased, in a very laid back.kind of way.

No treatment dor, I was waiting for droid to book a HSG then was about to start clomid.

frank last droid started 30/5. So almost 6 weeks already.

Wooooohooooooo almost a FUFC then!

Did you suspect? Oooooh it's very exciting.

Not at all Jeff, genuinely. I mean, yes I threw up a few times but I do puke a lot anyway. I was just expecting to waste another test.

Hurrah! Superbrilliant news, Twink!

How the hell did you manage it?! Like Hest, I find BESHes getting diffed continually baffling (in a good way, obv) :)

Well checking the dates it appears I may have conceived (fucking hell) the day I had my appointment with the fertility doctor. She was That Good.

In all seriousness (then I'll go away and shut up about it) I don't know. After so many negative tests I didn't think this could happen. It does feel like a miracle, and I'm so happy but so scared it'll be taken away from me.

I couldn't be happier for you Twinks. You probably better give your Dr a call to get a booking in appointment sorted. Sounds like you are about the same as me - droid 27th May, ov'd 11th June, 6 weeks today.

No bugs I'm in the same business as your other half.

The puking isn't anything to worry about. I have a famously weak stomach, things that make me vomit are not limited to PMT, travel sickness, alcohol, any food that disagrees with me, boats, sea water, and on one occasion the power of suggestion.

frank I don't know if I'm ready to call the doctor!

That's a brilliant fufc! yup ring your GP about booking in. Sometimes there's a back log of appointments and it should be booked for about 9 weeks.

I'm quite pukey too. Always have been. Didn't surprise me that I had lots of morning sickness.

I've realised today I still find excess PFB photos on t'other place still irritate me! Can't just be about fertility ishoos then. Have an old friend putting up pics every day and I just thought enough already!.

Twinks I am nipple tasseling from a manky hotel room in America!!!! Conbloodygratulations A BESH baby boom. Seems all you needed was a man with a big tool after all

Bloody hell twink! That's amazing! How long had you been ttc for? And can I have the number of your fertility dr plz?

merk

Congratulations Twinks - fab news!

With reference to your "very good" fertility doctor, mine was unable to help me that way because she was 12 herself and ergo probably didn't have a very good grip on reproduction.

twonks what totally lovely news ! Who's a clever girl then ? I have tassels the size of small dangly bits on my coffee coloured buzzwams, whizzing round like they're on a manic spin cycle. I am really pleased for you.

Hello to everyone else.

Norks xx

Oh my bloody wow!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyy Twink! If I had some nipple tassels I would be twirling. Instead I'm just whirling the bussies around. HUGE congrats!

Wow twinks, congrats on excellent FUFCing. That's all really.

OMfG twinkly!!! Congratulations. Sorry to be late to the party, been a busy working bee today. So pleased for you xx

Do you know, I actually just tried to wiggle my tits in a way that would get a nipple Tassle going. It's pretty hard to be honest so if you don't mind I'll just jump about a bit in future :)

rasp I went to a burlesque lesson for a hen do so can state with confidence that to twirl nipple tassles you bounce up and down at the knees, and off they go.

Thanks again everyone.