The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

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Welcome to the BESH plumbing thread, where we have blocked pipes, dirty u-bends and leaks aplenty.

Newbies are welcome to seek out the BESHtionnaire submit highly inflated quotes for consideration. Instadiffers will be massively overcharged and sent packing.

Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit

I've stabbed whilst slightly squiffy (it doesn't take much these days) a few times, but I always made KFZK prep it for me in those cases.

How soon one is forgotten eh? ;)

I was formerly known as Boo, I hung around these parts for two years. I sent you the CBFM Bugs, when I gave up ttc (#2) during a huge crisis last year.

I started off as PrincessBoo y'see :o

Ahhhhhhh. I am not sure I ever knew you as Princess.

Not forgotten at all. You started an awesome fred on doc martens not that long along! I luffed it :)

Don't drink and stab, you'll bruise yourself....

I caved and tested this morning (11dpEC). Bfn. I knew, but it's still disappointing to see the arctic piss stick. I'll test again at the weekend to make sure but I am not expecting any change.

I'm sorry Euro, how many days past collection/transfer are you? Is there a chance you've just tested too early?

Sorry euro. 11dpec may be too early though.

I'm cd35 which is equal to my longest cycle so I POASd this morning, arctic as well. Droid will probably come tomorrow so I won't be able to have the hsg this month because of work. Also someone tried to nick my car last night. Fuckers.

Fvkers indeed twink.

frank I will test again (OTD would be Sunday - 14dpEC) but I just know. There wasn't even a hint of a line and it was an ultra sensitive test.

bugs we'll give it one more go in August. We said at the start of the year that we'd give it three goes.

Oh Twinks, that's rubbish! Did they cause much damage/get away with anything?

They popped the lock casing off and bent all the metal around the lock. They very nearly got in, lucky we heard them and went out otherwise we wouldn't have had a car this morning.

Grrr, thieving twunts.

Sorry about the car Twinks. Fuckers.

I had a luffly chat with one of my bosses today about not having children. I told him why I keep having to go off for hospital appts, that I had been ttc a while etc. He told me about how his wife had lots of mcs, and eventually they gave up trying, and he was so nice and peaceful about it, and said exactly the right things and completely understood it all.
It's nice to get a reminder that for all the silly people, there are also people who can be compassionate and sensitive and good.
Just wanted to share that with y'all.

Blimmin' futhermuckers Twinks. Maybe thinking karma will help?

Sorry Euro, but as other BESH have said, you never know. Got everything crossed for you, including my hair.

That's luffly Moll. It's such a therapeutic, restful feeling when someone totally understands, especially about this whole malarkey. Not that this has happened to me as such with TTC, but it has about other things.

I am in a bad mood. I've had a lovely day but some aspects of my work really put me in a bad mood. That is all.

I am hot, knackered, and pissed off. My whole car door needs replacing. £500 bloody quid. And I am very worried about something work related that I can do nothing about. And I want my period now if I'm not pregnant thanks.

I did have a nice McFlurry earlier though.

bugs I would love a big loud hairy dog but the don't do well in garden-less flats sadly.

That's good moll. I'm not really sure who my bosses are. The person who runs the London office (who I don't work for) is Not Good with personal issues and Really Not Good with wimmins' issues.

Mmmmmm, I'd love a mcflurry right now. I have red wine and blueberry muffins though so that will do.

Shitter on the car front twinks. Might insurance pay for it?

Yayee for supportive boss Moll, it makes a massive difference. I've been in an utterly foul mood this week and its great cuz my boss is just putting it down to all the drugs.....which I haven't actually started yet! :)

bugs POAS this morning. Cycles usually around 28 - 32 days, CD35 here and want droid so I can get on with booking a HSG.

Rasp only claimed on the insurance last September when someone smashed into the front of the car when it was parked at work. Same car, out of action for two weeks having the whole of the front passenger side replaced. A little jealous of your wine :)

moll that's great about the supportive boss. My organisation is supportive in theory, the practice remains to be seen. Immediate manager is HWCA's good friend and knows all about what's happening through him.

Fucking thieving bastards, Twinks