The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

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Welcome to the BESH plumbing thread, where we have blocked pipes, dirty u-bends and leaks aplenty.

Newbies are welcome to seek out the BESHtionnaire submit highly inflated quotes for consideration. Instadiffers will be massively overcharged and sent packing.

Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit

Er... who is Wren?

Wren is someone you know, Dor. She is Hester Shaw's daughter

Hello Merkles - was that really you with the fanjo temping? Feels like years ago I was on that fred...

This fred's better though.

I went sans family Bugs , needed to let my hair down. :o

(Yes, it's me btw. I name changed ages ago being silly with Hest and have stuck with it.)

Still have no idea.

Morning Hags, attempted a run this morning and am now of the opinion that my running days are (hopefully) over for the next little while anyway. I only managed two short jogs before I was out of breath, so I'm sticking to a brisk walk from now on.

Hest, are you cracking on with another IUI cycle or taking a break?

I like being a woman of mystery

Bugs there is a method of adding or subtracting degrees (c) to adjust for early/late temping. I can't remember the rule exactly, but it's something like adding 1c for every hour earlier and subtracting for every hour later. I'm sure someone more experienced can confirm or deny that for me..

Agh, lady with baby has just sat opposite me on the train and her baby is cute and now I will have to stare at him for 20 mind feeling sad.

(Obvs I could change seats, but I am British so we all know this is impossible)

Start talking to yourself and twitching. She'll move for you.

moll you could add that to this list?

www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/very-british-problems

bugs a couple of temps in isolation will tell you nothing. You really need to do it for a couple of months and see the patterns emerge. Annoyingly, it does require patience, but I find it helpful.

I just went out on a sugar run as my PMT cravings were driving me mental and got shat on by a bird. So I guess I am in for good luck of some kind...

Grrr! I'm working on an assignment that is due next week and I can't get my head round it! I've got to prepare a balance sheet from figures provided and I can't get it to bloody balance! Any BESH good with figures???

Nope. That's why I became a lawyer!

I'm currently writing a memo on damages (without any actual figures) and that is taxing enough for me, frankly.

The bloody bird got my rarely used precious Fendi bag (literally the first time in months I have got it out of the wardrobe) and my LK Bennett shoes but somehow managed to miss the cheapie zara jacket and ancient skirt I was wearing.

Oh dear for birdy poo Euro! I really hope it's good luck for you.

I am rubbo at figures Frank; both numerical and physical (as in keeping my own). Sorry not to be of help. I do have a spare abacus in my spare room

First time I typed last message I had 'oh dear for burst poo Euro' Mis-predictives do make me chuckle.

BTW, reading that post back, I sound like a pretentious twonk. I am not actually a labels lover at all. Those are about the only two posh branded items I own, hence the miffedness that one bird strike managed to hit both of them!

And heh@ "burst poo"!

Evening hags! Went to the pub with colleagues. Now feeling squiffy. Should get that out of my system pre-stabbing at half 10. It is going to be challenging otherwise...

The one and only time I tried to stab whilst, er, inebriated was the time I gave myself a huuuge bruise. Just sayin'

I've done it before. And there were only two drinks, and we finished it by 7pm... Oh, and it is two stabs. So bruising would be awkward.