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Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

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juicypair · 27/05/2013 14:51

NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing

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Nokkie73 · 08/06/2013 10:55

Thank fuck for that. What the cock were you doing joos ? Watching box sets of blaxploitation videos from the seventies to perfect those killer dance moves ? Don't you ever not post excessively again or I shall shrink th'husband's flares and use your sheepskin coat as a dishcloth.

junowhoiam I went to Glasgow a few years back for Hogmany. Fuck the gods, Glaswegians can drink (yes, there's a bit of casual racism there so this post may be reported and I may be accused of being a founder member of the EDL). Down here, a carry-out consists of four lagers and a bottle of wine. Up there, it's eight lagers, three bottles of wine, a litre bottle of vodka and a bucket sized bottle of white lightning. Obviously I loved it and had a thwacking great big toddler tantrum when I had to leave. Your ivf storeeeeee/journeeeeeee sounds like a load of old cockrot. I am really sorry it hasn't worked-out for you my love. Fingers crossed for this time. Xx

Nokkie73 · 08/06/2013 10:57

UT-OH euro is here and she has the PMT's real bad. I think she went to the gym yesterday and killed about three people. Grin

mejust · 08/06/2013 11:23

has anyone heard from expat ?
juicy you sound more mental than ever how many red bulls you had,like needles your crazzzzzy.can you do my cycle for me

nokkie will do actually my sister inlaws a nurse may ask her to do first jab menopur for me might put me at ease a bit

JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 11:23

Euro, I am always like this. Th'usband walks around looking perpetually Hmm

JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 11:26

Expat, what's going down in da funkytown?

JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 11:41

Fnar

Fabuluce · 08/06/2013 11:53

Morning amigos!!!

Toasty the Wonderhusb and I have studied the vid with care and have decided that we are either couple 9or 11 - the bigger the better quite frankly - lets gedditonnnn!! And as luck would have it we've got a jaunt down to Somerset for a 40rh birthday party so we are looking for getting our groove on :)

Having had a big blubthon this morning with Toast I've decided to stick it to the man, say sod your bastard job I'm off to make twins (nod to earlier post - I thank you)! I feel much better just thinking this so it must be the right decision :)

Welcome to the mad house Juno - no baby dust or angel bollox here - thank Fuck!

Juice - when exactly are you off? I'm getting date befuzzled...

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JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 13:00

Awwww! Expat! I'm super thrilled for you and your husband! Please don't fret over nutrition/diet. It's all out of your hands now and I reckon you'll have a frostie as back-up. Well done, old girl Thanks

Fabuluce, you sound funked-up about your job decision. That's what we like to hear: life's too short to be shackled to a job or colleagues who sap your soul. Go forth and multiply, my child! Smile

EXPAT'S PUPO! Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 13:01

Sorry, Fabuluce, forgot to answer your question: we swim fly tomorrow at 4pm Smile

Fabuluce · 08/06/2013 13:13

Whoop whoop expat - that is FABULOUS news :) so excited for you :) sit back and relax now - get the happy DVDs on and your friends round for chuckles - definitely the best thing for happy embies!

juice best get cracking on that packing girlfrien'! It's holibobs and baby collecting time :)

mejust · 08/06/2013 13:36

great news expat take it easy and have hubby pamper you x

JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 13:45

BabIES (plural), Fabuluce Wink

MotorcycleMama · 08/06/2013 14:22

Don't worry about forgetting about me all the time juicy - it only adds more fuel to my wide-eyed girly crush Wink
Epat that is fantastic news!! I'm sure that just taking it easy and looking after yourself is the best thing to do now.
Welcome juno
mejust I've heard that putting an ice pack (or bag of frozen peas) on the site before you inject helps to reduce the pain, but I can't vouch for that. Might be worth a try.
AFM I'm making chocolate truffles for a whisky tasting evening, planned some time ago just for me by a friend (male) who has no idea that my alcohol intake is stupidly low at the moment. Can't not drink as it would raise too many questions. Oh well, I'll just have to enjoy!

Lifeasafish · 08/06/2013 14:55

Just a quick flyby- hey ivf-ers!

I'm cheering expat from the sidelines - pompoms are a-go!

juicy hope you've got the swimming costume at the ready!

mejust you are doing great, relax, take it easy and if the jabs are really bad there is a cream yoh cna get from the pharma what will numb the inject spot so it won't hurt.

nook how ya doing? I think you, mejust and I are all getting dildo'd this week?

Sooo.... I'm ok. Pisitive attitude is waining a bit and is accompanied by a 2 day headache that isn't shifting. I'm also craving a bottle of rose (not a glass you understand).

Getting a bit worried/ nervous about everything, but fuck it - it'll either work or it won't, worry won't do shit

EuroShaggleton · 08/06/2013 14:58

Woo hoo expat! That's great news.

Have a mentioned a phrase the BESH use for the 2ww after AC? 2WOOFLING = two weeks of obsessive fucking lunacy. Get 2WOOFLING lady!

Noks I'm feeling rather less hormonal today. Well, I've been out in public and managed not to stab anyone, even at our local farmers' market where there were big stabby knives on some of the produce stalls.

Karbea · 08/06/2013 15:29

Afternoon gang!

Wooo expat pupo yahhh!!! I think take it really really easy for a couple of days, no lifting etc.

Went and had bloods and a scan this morning, scan was good (the dr said good, I've never had a good before!!!!), this time last time they could see 4 follicles, today he could see 8 one side, 3 the other all similar sizes so happy!
However I'm one sitting on the loo (tmi) with the window open behind me and I've really bad stomach ache and side twinges on my 8 (left ) side - quietly freaking out. I feel so hot and sicky :(

Karbea · 08/06/2013 15:30

Don't know where that odd 'one' came from...

tametortie · 08/06/2013 15:31

Well done expat!!!

Results are in.... 1400+!!!

No more blood tests. Scan Tuesday. X

JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 16:48

Tortie, bless you, sweetheart, what funktastic news! ThanksThanksThanks

Well done, Karbea, on the follies, but sorry you're suffering Sad

Mejust, I know I seemed dismissive of your pain fear this morning but I'm trying to lighten your mood. Fish and Motor have good ideas, no?

Motor, have a great evening and don't worry about booze...you're lucky to have a friend who has planned a treat especially for you. How lovely Smile

Doe anyone know when my donor will have her final scan and hence when I will know how many follies she has?

Nokkie73 · 08/06/2013 17:02

Blimey, it's all go on here. And so I shall begin.

tame 1400+. You're kidding ! Wicked wicked wicked news. I have done the air splits for you which, at my age, is quite something. You are like an ivf soap opera missus. Brilliant news.

karbs whoop whoop for the follie growing. I felt uncomfortable towards the end of stimming. You've done so much better than last time which is great. Well done ! For you, I have just done the moonwalk. Oh yeah, I rock.

expat yeah on the perfect embie being out back. Brilliant news. So two are left and hopefully they will be on to freeze ? Lovely job there lady. For you, I have jazz hands all round.

euro well done for not going on a homicidal spree at the market. I has visions of you shooting today and going all Waco at the range.

fish you can't be positive all the time so give yourself a break. And Ffs, have some damn rose !

fab fuck the job. Sounds like you have made the right decision though. Toast all round !

motor yum yum truffles. Nomnomnom. Please may I have some ?

joos wotcha doing ?

mejust you'll be ok with the injections. A bag of frozen stuff nearby sounds like an excellent idea !

Hello to everyone else.

Noks xx

tametortie · 08/06/2013 17:20

I am shocked!! Still scared but taking day by day and enjoying being pregnant for now x

twinklestar2 · 08/06/2013 17:40

So pleases for you tame, fab news!

Congrats on being PUPO, expat.

Hello to everyone else!

Noks and juicy your posts had me in STITCHES! So glad I found this thread!

JuicySteak · 08/06/2013 17:59

Just got my blood results back: I am 100% funk.

EuroShaggleton · 08/06/2013 18:05

tortie that's brilliant! You're bloody well, well and truly, preggo!

noks I decided it was sensible to give shooting a break this weekend....

Right, must stop dithering and make cakes!

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