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NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing

If I'm honest it hasn't been that long but has seemed like a fucking life time!

Try and focus on something else and it'll fly by, my issue is that my holiday is over and i have nothing else to look forward to apart from getting up duff!

Sounds like you have something to look forward to already!

I just read your last post raspberry and noticed you said you hope to have progress by autumn?

I think you'll be getting progress by July so thats very soon.

When is your Holiday? Where are you going?

Oh that's good! Holiday is 27 July for 8/9 days. Tbh nothing is booked yet so we have flexibility in that respect, it's definitely not the end if the world. Just want it done now, feels like its been an eternity.

We normally go to France, got a motor home so just drive off the boat and mooch around wherever we fancy :)

raspberry- im going to France and Switzerland on 27th July!!!

Wow that sounds amazing, hopefully it will fit in nicely just after ET or before stimming so you're nice and relaxed and free of life's stresses.

I went to Portugal in April for 5 days to relax before it all kicked off but it has taken a little longer than thought so I'm all stressed again. Typical huh?

I'm having a positive day today but I'm known for my freak outs

Tametortie that will be awesome. Not been into Switzerland but have spent a couple of weeks in the alps in summer. Tis beautiful. Did quite a bit of mountain biking, was fab.

I am going to keep everything crossed that it works out well with FC stuff timing, would be good to keep the hols but after coming this far if we have to change then so be it!

I can't wait till my hols. We have a week near leuk in Switzerland then a week in burgundy with our bikes. I was hoping id be about 12 weeks pregnant but not to be. At least ill be able to have a bit of wine....

Mmmmmm nothing like French wine! Secretly that's why we keep going back, nothing to do with the beautiful scenery and laid back life, just the cheese and wine!

Everyone is very quiet at the moment!

I hope we're all busy with positive things and not hiding in a corner

I have just been thrown out of the house and told to go and get a coffee while DP 'cleans' the house. This usually involves him shoving everything into a cupboard and getting terribly stressed with the Hoover but I am not complaining. I am now in town having waited about a billion years for a coffee, in a very noisy Costa, surrounded by screaming kids and stressed adults. Still, at least I am not chained to a mop and bucket at home.

What is everyone up to ? Like wish said, everyone is VERY QUIET.

I'm out in the garden fannying about! Also trying to soak up as much sun as poss before the dreaded return to work. knickynokkienew very impressed with this talk of DP cleaning, mine HATES hoovering with a passion, but in fairness he does do a lot of other stuff.

Luck you Noks I wish my DP would chuck me out so he could clean. Instead he makes the house a complete shit hole to then moan about it and insist that we spend next saturday, from 8am - 12am completely gutting the house and cleaning everything you could possibly imagine!

I really do wish he would realise that if we did it as we went along we wouldn't need to spend our day off doing that shit! Will he listen? Nope!

I really do getting stressed about the bowl, plate, glass covered in smoothie and crisp packets left all over the front room table love him though!

I know i shouldn't complain but when I get in, he looks all red faced and stressed, like he's going to have a heart attack. I think now may be the time for a talk about a 'cleaner' which, funnily enough, makes him all red faced and stressed, like he's going to have a heart attack.

Oh, and by the way, before you all think he's some kind of saint, he ain't. I cleared his bedside table earlier and had to pick chewing gum off a piece of paper and put socks that he blew his nose on into the wash basket (I know it to be snot and NOT man juice, btw). The wash basket and my DH haven't met, but it doesn't matter as luckily he has the fucking floor to deposit his dirty clothes on.

OMG, I now have given the impression that we live in squalor. We don't. Well, not really.

There is a child having one of those screaming 'I'm gong to be sick' tantrums. Perhaps the mother should get off her mobile phone and give him some attention. Just saying.

Right, I am now leaving the noisiest Costa in the world and going back home. Should I wind DP up straight away and do the dust test ? God, what a fucking bitch I am.

I'm mostly tied to the sofa feeling a bit grim. Not booze induced even :( :( I don't mind suffering on a Sunday if it was worth it but this appears to be a bug and I can't get out of the house to do anything. Gutted. and bored.

We have numerous conversations about cleaning in our house. We do also pay for a couple of hrs cleaning every week on a friday, just for the basics to be done so we can get home on Fridays and everything be nice. Works quite well and doesn't break the bank but it does take a bit of pressure off on a saturday morning when I'd normally be thinking 'shit I need to get up and clean all morning :( '

It sounds exactly like our house. He has a lazy boy chair, which gets on my nerves because it causes my poor leg a bruise daily, but the most annoying this is the fact that he thinks its ok to put chewing gum on the table next to it while he eats his tea.... he then forgets its there and its left for days! I try to put my drink down and it falls on the floor because i put it on a lump of pissing chewing gum!

Oh and the washing basket! He's happy to fill it and then moans when he hasn't got any clothes left. To be fair I did agree to do all washing if he does the garden (I hate gardening with a passion) but he gets whole winter off at least!

Sorry I'll stop ranting now, I really must get my uni work done! Dissertation due in on Thursday and I also work full time

Fun fun!

I'm supposed to be studying to wish but I feel grim and can't concentrate so it's pretty much been a massive fail. What are you studying?

my MIL trained Barry quite well, he is rather domesticated {knows to crap in the right place like the cat} he is also chief tea maker and dinner maker at the moment, dusting is a mystery to him but he and the hoover are on good terms, although now he is working away I do all the cleaning and have to make my own drinks just had lunch on the balcony and now off for a bit of shopping before I need to get on with a few things around the home,

I've been like that too, but its getting to the point where I have no choice. I'm feeling better today though and very excitable for some reason!

I'm studying towards a Foundation Degree in Early Years and Education, I'm a supervisor in a nursery.

What are you studying?

Buzzy, your life sounds glamorous compared to mine. A hub that cleans and makes tea, lunch on the balcony and shopping?

Very jealous

Business Degree. Boring as hell but will be finished October next year so just need to plod on. This module is sooooo frighteningly dull it blows my mind but the last module ever to do is marketing which I find interesting so that should be a goodun to finish on.

From what you said it sounds like an Open University Course? I'm very good a procrastinating so I don't think I could manage a Open course haha. I need something or someone to bug me to actually do it!

I usually work from 8am-4pm then go to uni from 4pm- 8pm on a Monday but luckily my lectures finished a couple weeks ago! After 3 years of working full time, studying at uni and going through fertility treatment I can finally cross one off the list. I'm very excited!

What do you do for a job Raspberry?

So I get home to him ranting about all the 'shit' cleaning equipment that i buy (ahem) and scrubbing the kitchen floor. When I ask what he's scrubbing he kitchen floor with, he says 'hand wash'. When I look a him incredulously his reasoning is that it has 'antibacterial stuff in it'. I shit you not.

Welcome to my world.

That made me LOL Nokkie!

Oh Noks that has made my day! Haha!

I hope you don't slip over!