FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Oiled up norks? Are we back on the lesbo-erotica then?

I went for another run this morning - managed 25mins without a break .

Also been for my blood test this morning. I'll get the results (progesterone) on Friday, but I'm not in any doubt that I've ovulated.

Day 2 of Ascot today

My boobs are agony.
And my HSG was hurty but not too bad.

That is all.

How is the hat going down so far, frank?

Hurty boobs Hest?!

I have nips like bullets

Hat is for tomorrow. Naturally I have not been parading round the house wearing it. Oh no, not me

No frank, I wouldn't be doing that if I were you

Iz you on womble-supportive drucks, rudolfhesster? They made me all symptomatic after ivf. Very annoying as it just confuses the menkul.

Afternoon hags.

There is a horse running in the last at Ascot today called HINT OF A TINT. I thought of you all when I saw him and have backed him

Yay for the hat.

Boo for the hurty boobs.

Arf for the racehorse name.

Thanks for the lady garden trimming info everyone.

Darn it, Hint of a Tint was 5th - if she'd been 4th I'd have got money back!

You could trim it into a sort of double Brazilian, for bfp luck.

Hello I'm in a foul mood for some inexplicable can't say on here reason. How's everyone else? Any funny things happenin' to cheer me?

Actually the double Brazilian made me smile norf. Not sure how that would work! Maybe I could go for a shamrock?!

Arf at the double Brazilian and the shamrock. Do they sell stencils for that sort of thing, d'you reckon?

Practically certain, ff.

It's so muggy!

It's been really close here all day too. I'm hoping it breaks and cools off over night.

fizzy I can confirm that they do sell stencils for that. KFZK once bought me some. I'm not having a lightening bolt on my chuff for anyone.

Bloody hell it's like an episode of Sex and the City, innit?

A lightning bolt?! What other shapes were there? What a fun job designing those. Maybe I could get one custom made in the shape of a bear's face?

Hoping the weather breaks soon too. A hot classroom with 30 sweaty teenagers is a recipe for disaster!

Glad you' enjoyed Ascot Frank. Are you there for more than a day? I once went for a day at Ascot and I had a fab time!

Ooo ooo and I managed to cycle 15k at the gym again today. Top speed of 42km ph! Thighs currently the size if Wales/whales. Despite this, am having a yay me moment!

Am drunk

someone at work just had 4th failed ivf cycle. fuck.

4th?

Still no droid, but nipples less hurty today

bear, you must do bear topiary! With little bearcub ears.

I really must stop tweaking my own nipples on the train.

Good morning dear BESH. I am a BESH from medieval times and have recently quoted you in my new thread (tentatively TTC2). I hope that is ok with you - please throw fish/PM me if you would rather I did not link to you guys. I do lurk on your thread occasionally and am cheering you all on.