FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

At the moment he appears to be preparing effectively to become one with the sofa What are you supposed to be doing? What is competency?

bear well done. What sort of chocolate?

Chocolate..

I have been watching Royal Ascot all afternoon, and calling it work

Arf at "pencilled in for a shag" :o

I am having a Very Busy Week.

Competencies are a kind of recruitment and performance standard - what you should be able to do in certain categories. Your standard public sector kind of thing.

What's causing your very busy week Hest? Is it just you naturally busy time of year now?

Malteaser bar. Yum. I just fell asleep and dreamt about being asleep = Very Dull Dream. My brain must be so boring to do that.

Oh I know competencies, I think there might be some I'm supposed to follow. Are you writing them? How dull.

Pencilling him in for a shag is good! I'm far more likely to get sechsing if there's some prior warning. He needs time to warm up mentally.

Zero Dark Thirty is long and dull dull dull.

I may have seen ZDT but can't remember it at all.

Oh hang on, no, it's The Hurt Locker I've seen. I liked that. Would you not recommend then I take it Twink?

On the verge of booking my GCSE French course for September. V excited!

Oh if you liked The Foot Locker (snore snooze yawn) you would probably like ZD30. It's almost the same film except you know how it ends.

I wated ZD30 at the weekend and really liked it. I liked The Hurt Locker too though.

bear that's pretty cool!

We seem to have given up on the sechsing... Perhaps I should diarise some!

I think maybe one day my plan might be to do a languages degree. Not really thought this through at all but I probably should have done languages at uni. I got places but chickened out. Regret it big time.

Nice shiny new name Euro! reminds me of that character in Grange Hill. Just Say No and all that for anyone who remembers.

I remember now that ZDT didn't get great reviews and some people in the know were saying she only got as far as she did because she's a woman in some kind of inverted sexism from what I remember. I might just watch it and shush my bad self.

I really must punctuate more.

Heehee eurozammo the ivf smackhead !

Hi norks, how's it all going?

Like the new name euro

bear I had a sort of a plan to do an OU French degree but it's so expensive... Enjoy the course.

twonks I hope I haven't interrupted the schesing you saucy devil. I am ok thank you. Still flashing my foof at sonographers like a right ole tuppeney whore. They can scan on your tum tum which means my growler doesn't see the light of day tmi, probably. It feels odd and I feel strangely bereft - I had become accustomed to putting it about a bit in in any given hospital situation . I kind of miss it. Big 12 week scan tomorrow so I am shitting it a bit.

How are you all ?

Hello Norks . Blimey 12 weeks already? . Where did the time go?

ZDT and Hurt Locker are not my kinda movie. I like to be entertained, not depressed/scared

Hey norks, you know how they always punctiliously ask if you mind a vadgular scan (and if you do, they can try abdominally)? Why not try in reverse? "Oh no, I have cultural/emotional ishoos with a tum tum scan, is there any alternative?" And then they can shove it up the foof.

Nice name, justsayeuro!

I have given up on college work tonight (Business Finance, the joys!). I am now sitting in front f the TV ready to watch the programme about the Royal Windsor Horse Show on BBC 2 at 9pm.

I am also eating cake of the chocolate variety

It's a revelation when you have a scan that doesn't involve dropping your knickers! Hope everything is right as rain tomorrow Noks. How are you feeling?

at Bear shushing your bad self. Just made me giggle.

All the best for tomorrow norks. Rooting for a wriggly baybee.

Good luck for tomorrow norks, do let us know how it goes. Try to keep your pants on until directed otherwise. The lady making sure my cyst was gone surprised me by doing a belly scan, and I have cultural reasons for preferring a foof scan; belly scans are a bit sore, but mainly nobody should have to see my belly.

frank horses and cake sounds much more appealing than work.

It's the needing a full bladder that gets me about the tum tum scans. Their definition of "full" and mine differ somewhat

Good luck for tomorrow Nork! 12 weeks! How exciting!

I hate getting my foof out. Not looking forward to all that. Just out of interest, do you guys tidy up the foof area before you go; hedge trimming, that kind of thing? Or is it the kind of thing where you do at the start and then once you've had a few, you don't care anymore and let the wild ones hang out? Just trying to get an idea of the hairiquette.