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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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Northey · 22/04/2013 20:51

Well maybe not impenetrability. More just that we are forgetting our BESHly heritage and not creating any more. I need a journey and a legacy. Because I like shit reality telly and so have come to expect these things. Or maybe I am talking shit.

HesterShaw · 22/04/2013 21:55

norf - you are talking shit. Just to clarify

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 23/04/2013 11:51

Quiet in BESH land today!

evilgiraffe · 23/04/2013 13:07

Alright, riddle me this, BESHes: I never ever get EWCM, ever. So why today (CD15) do I have EWCM - not much, granted, but that is more than usual - complete with fetching brown streaks? I don't generally get spotting between droids either, but this is the third random day of spotting since droid finished - and droid actually lasted a normal length of time (six days bleeding, two days spotting) for the first time since last July. Granted, last week's stomach bug was horrific, but it shouldn't make any that much difference, surely?

I am confused!

HesterShaw · 23/04/2013 14:06

You're laying an egg. Shag immediately.

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EuroShaggleton · 23/04/2013 15:26

Wot hest sed, draf.

Maybe it's the month of random EWCM? Having not had any for almost two years, I am practically drowning in the stuff at the moment. And half a world away from KFZK. What cr@p timing.

merk what's occuring?

I went to the gym this morning for the first time since I was preggers. I am very unfit. But I like the gym in Merica. Most people in it have considerably more heft than I do!

evilgiraffe · 23/04/2013 15:46

I think it must be, euro, I can think of no rhyme nor reason for it HOTB will be late home tonight, too, grr. Still, with a week of illness-induced abstinence following a week of droid-induced abstinence, he shouldn't be too difficult to seduce

CaptainMoll · 23/04/2013 17:15

OV bleeding/spotting is A Thing. I've read it before on the internets, so it must be true.

evilgiraffe · 23/04/2013 17:40

But I never have Things! This is strange and unusual new ground!

My neighbours are having a barbecue. WIBU to squawk across several gardens the fence and beg a sausage? I've had to bring my washing in because of it, so fair's fair...

CaptainMoll · 23/04/2013 18:55

Well, it's either the squawk option or a well trained Dog/Cat/gerbil who can leap fences..
I want a sausage now.

I am getting persistent stabby aches on my womble's left side. Is this a) paranoia b)englebert lumperdinck growing bigger c) an ectopic pregnancy?
#menkuls

TWinklyLittleStar · 23/04/2013 18:59

Votes (a). How are things with englebert lumperdinck anyway?

draf can you not bring some beers and invite yourself?

CaptainMoll · 23/04/2013 19:03

Lumperdinck is scheduled for probing and removal on May 14th. He is kinda hurty these days, so I'll be glad to see the back of him.
They're doing the dye job while they're in there.
unless I get preggers first

evilgiraffe · 23/04/2013 19:42

I vote (a) too. Stop worrying

Sausage opportunity has been and gone. HOTB having his tea out, and I can't be arsed to move so am just getting hungrier. Maybe if I get a film out I'll be inspired to cook as I'll then have entertainment planned...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 23/04/2013 19:48

I have left over risotto to eat. I cooked it on Sunday so I hope it's ok. I'll nuke it in the microwave just to be safe.

CaptainMoll · 23/04/2013 19:51

Nuke it good, Frank, you don't want no half-heated rice, that shit is EVIL.

Thanks for the flounder slap, Draf

I am doing a late shift and I am stuck at a desk by myself and all I can think about is CHOCOLATE

TWinklyLittleStar · 23/04/2013 20:06

HWCA thinks all rice is evil, I can't remember when I last had risotto. He is currently watching The Hobbit, and I am only just paying attention. I am mostly enjoying the horses dressed up to look like Icelandic ponies.

My first two days at my new job have been great, although I am shattered. I'm on nights on Friday, then have to go get dildocammed on Saturday morning. Fun.

My period tracker suggests I am probably ovulating today. If I did ovulate today, is there any point in trying for a shag in the morning? (Other than that it's fun.) HWCA has been pretty committed to the cause this month but last night and the night before, it's been all clap and no sprinkle, which is unusual... Not that I think I've necessarily ovulated this month.

HesterShaw · 23/04/2013 20:53

I like rice.

I like most food, actually.

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HesterShaw · 23/04/2013 20:55

I think there is point in SWI tomorrow. Sometimes you release two eggs.

Though I can't talk. Sometimes I'm just too lazy to shag.

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 23/04/2013 20:59

I vote (a) too and getting pregnant before May 14th as well moll.

Yay for the fabulous new job twink, althought nights combined with dildo-camming sounds foul.

Risotto is LOVELY, when done well. Just so you know. But cold I agree it is a little vile. I just had a sandwich for tea after mental break down cos SB failed to come home - forgot to tell me his activity and then forgot to tell me the volunteering had moved to the pub.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 23/04/2013 20:59

I fancy a shag. Maybe I should shower.

RaspberrySnowCone · 23/04/2013 23:55

I'm back in this shitty country ladies, although I'm tempted to turn round and fuck right off out of it again. Came home to my bathroom a complete shit tip because my dad started retiling it and got bored so fucked off, nothing from the hospital and fuck all else well in the world. So tomorrow ill give the house a clean, do some course work then get ready to go back to work in a job that I've got to be honest, I really am not happy in. I want to leave everything behind and never come back. Many tears have fallen this afternoon. Fucking fuck. Oh and mum has ramped her positivity up to me not getting just one baby from IVF-ill get twins??!! What the actual F? I really don't know where to start with all this. I really, really don't.

CaptainMoll · 24/04/2013 06:23

Hair strokes, Raspy. That sucks.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 24/04/2013 07:05

Sorry you've had to come home to all this deary. Don't work too hard today, be kind to yourself.

I have just returned from my first Couch to 5k run

evilgiraffe · 24/04/2013 07:55

Oh, rasp :( That is a whole pile of crap.

I'm more impressed at the time of your run than the run itself, Frank. I am so completely NOT a morning person.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 24/04/2013 07:59

evil, I have to exercise in the mornings as I have to study when I get in from work. Plus I find it makes me feel more awake for the day ahead!

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