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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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RaspberrySnowCone · 25/05/2013 22:08

I am disgusted with MATV. So far this evening he has eaten 6 fairy cakes, a whole large tub of Ben & Jerry's and half a tub of carte doir ice cream, that is on top of a shitload of BBQ food. Fucking piggy. Oh and half a sponge cake.

This is the man who if you asked would say he is 'paleo'. Lol my arse.

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RaspberrySnowCone · 25/05/2013 22:10

Oh and I white chocolate magnum ice cream. That's not normal is it. He's now say in he feels sick.

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HesterShaw · 25/05/2013 22:18

Paleo? Ain't that summink to do with fossils?

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CaptainMoll · 25/05/2013 22:23

Bloody hell Rasp! I just used a calorie counter for the first time and was feeling bad about having had twice as many as I should have, but now I feel practically saint-like!

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evilgiraffe · 25/05/2013 22:26

We have been at horse trials all day today, tired now! Pub for tea somewhere near Kings Lynn, which was nice. Now, must sleeeeeeeep...

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RaspberrySnowCone · 25/05/2013 22:31

Yup paleo as in he only eats what a caveman would eat. Because cavemen loved Ben&Jerrys

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EuroShaggleton · 25/05/2013 22:35

Heh@paleo. I'm sue cavemen would have eaten Ben & Jerry's, given half a chance.

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CaptainMoll · 25/05/2013 22:38

They should definitely do a caveman flavour.. Neolithic Nougat or something..


The new Fred awaits you all Here

I thought best do it now as I'll be at work tomorrow and might miss the end of this one.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 25/05/2013 22:46

Well do e Moll

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