The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

Bloomin' instaduffers.

Tomorrow my SiL, BiL niece (7, and a proper little madam) and nephew (baybee) are visiting for the first time, despite us having lived on our boat for 3 years. I'm kind of dreading it. I find it really difficult when babies visit my home. Niece will be a shit too, I just know it..

I saw a thread the other day, some silly cow moaning because she wanted baby no.3 and a year on nothing had happened and the GP had basically sent her away with a flea in her ear telling her not to be greedy or go private. Lol. Silly bint. (Her not the dr)

Well done that GP.

Don't forget we mustn't mock posters who aren't here to defend themselves. If they are here, they're fair game!

Sorry Faif

Does it make it ok that I was just mocking the sentiment?

No? Oh :(

I just don't want us getting in trouble again! :)

I know. Sorry.

I'll ask for it to be deleted.

faif is fred monitor.

El negativo on this morning's fiver, on CD 32. As expected, really. Back to work tomorrow.

When faif graduates properly it will be full on BESH anarchy We will all end up banned.

Pah, norf. And fie.

I should venture back onto ivf thread to find out how people's cycles are behaving after failure. But I feel a bit meh at the thought of a thread with hopeful people on it.

I feel like a kill joy now! Maybe I should apply for a job at MNHQ?! The comment was a bit tongue in cheek you know!

Sorry about the artic stick Norf.

No faif you're not a killjoy, and if I got banned I would have to start doing productive things with my time, gasp horror, so best I behave myself.

I wanted to put a bunny wink there but the bunnies have gone so I'm sulking. Also I'm not vomiting anymore but it's CD1 all over again and the droid is punching me in the gut, and has used his energy zapper on me.

Damn pesky hopeful people norf.

You're not a killjoy! You're just nice(er than me)! And being sensible too

I s'pose better me than MNHQ to remind you not to mock other posters! :)

This is a general comment - I have noticed a lot of bbydst being thrown around Conception lately. It is distressing me almost as much as the cars "powered by fairydust" that I see in my local tesco carpark. Would I get in trouble for telling people to wise up, there's no such thing? HWCA has already told me I'd get in trouble for etching "actually powered by petrol and a big fuckoff battery" in the car paint.

faif is much nicer than me too.

Arf at "petrol and a big fuckoff battery"!

But miss, miss, she deserved it.

Twink I don't think any magistrate in the land would condemn you for that...

She totally did deserve it.

Is there any update?

Forgive us Faif. We iz bitter.

faify, you are definitely not a killjoy. We are just being affectionate and teasing because you are so nice.

I wish I was nice. Unfortunately I am terrible bitch.

My name is Hester and I hate stupid people.

And I have a fuck off headache

My name is Euro and I have an exceptionally low tolerance for stupidity.

Are you feeling better now Twink?