The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises

Aaaargh! I meant Lord Of The Flies! Can't fucking stand Tolkien.

Yes, IUI. First crack at it. Not optimistic!

Am stabbing with buserilin and puregon.

As an aside, has anyone ever had fungal-foof as a side effect?

Puregon. Wasn't he in Lord Of The Rings?

Arf.

I get the shooting pains but at ov, not Droid time. They are like a poker up my bum. Never had them at all until a couple of years ago.

Euro, that's exactly it! It feels like a backwards, stabby poo

I had foof-fungus as a side-effect of something, hest, though fuck knows what it was now. That was the time that I mistook the athletes foot canesten tube for the thrush canesten tube. Hilarity* ensued.

*a sore and peeling foof

It peeled. Peeled.

North ouch!!

Holy crap, norf [bushock]

An old colleague of mine who had a severe seafood allergy had the sechs with her new boyfriend, not knowing he had eaten a prawn sandwich earlier that day. Foof blisters.

Bloody hell norf.

I have just defriended people on t'other place (not BESH) in a rage (an unheard of occurrence). I currently work part time in a pub and two girls who I trained with walked in. I was pleasant and made polite conversation, then one of them turned her back on me and pointedly ignored me.

Bitch.

Why on earth?

PS hello alwyn. Nice to see you round these parts.

Cheers Hest

Thought I'd post for the new BESH. Plus you're all going through things I can't relate to and I didn't want to take away from the support.

Evening ladies [busmile]

Alywn I saw your post on t'uther side. How bloody rude, there's just no need to behave like that (them, not you!)

Eyes I get that stabby rear entrance sometimes. I'm glad it's not just me, I wasn't really sure what it was but it's always around the time of my period. I've got endo so I kinda just put it down to that. BTW - not meaning to be nosey as I may have missed it cuz I saw you were booked for a lap & dye but what's your back story? (feel free to tell me to keep my beak out)

I have still heard nothing from the bastard clinic. I am going to ring them tomorrow. I'm off on hols next week and would just like to know roughly where we are in the scheme of things so I can chill out proper. It's 6 weeks now since the 'oh its on its way at the end of the week' convo so I think I've been pretty patient.

Were we ever once that deluded? We weren't were we? Were we????

Unprotected sex ends in pregnancy shocker. Well, would be a proper shocker in my case but you know what I mean 😋

That was supposed to be a smiley on the end, not wanky numbers

What utter cowbags, alwyn.

My post barely conceals my eyerolling.