The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

[Bunnygirlie]

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

[Pipbin]

See, I am older than you lot.
Here is Bea and the steam press: www.mistersf.com/images/melbprisoner083.jpg

[Itsalwaysraining]

[doffs hat at Pip's Prisoner Cell Block H reference..."you used to bring me roses..."]

[Itsalwaysraining]

From this morning's sermon (Psalm 139 v 14): 'I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made' (except for my blocked tube )

[Itsalwaysraining]

[wants name change to Lizzie from Cell Block H]

[CatsCantFlyFast]

Clearly raining the sermon was about me
Off to the pub now for a huge sunday roast

[Itsalwaysraining]

Aaaargh! When I click on Barking's chart my own comes up from last month! What the absolute downright fuck?!

[CatsCantFlyFast]

Maybe that's what's happening for me... will check

[CatsCantFlyFast]

FFS you're right. Glad to know I was happily admiring my nice clear temps around O without even realising it was my own chart Although to be fair this months chart is so shit I am not used to looking at one where the temps go up

[CatsCantFlyFast]

As a test raining is this my chart or your chart
(Not as a "can you spot your own chart" kind of test, as a "does my way of linking to the chart work" kind of test)

[Itsalwaysraining]

Merk, thanks for stopping me going doolally. Very weird, as Sonic's chart I can see.

Sonic, you can run from me but you can't hide: get thee for a lap & dye!
By the looks of your chart you haven't ovulated yet, although Merk's quite correct; the more erratic your temp-taking times the less accurate your chart will be.

Pip, when I was doing my 'A' Levels (way back in 1989!) I would watch Prisoner Cell Block H until past midnight - I loved it! When you say you feel like Bea do you mean you want to fight all the newbies who arrive here so you can re-establish your top dog-ness?

In other news, my boyfriend went to Tesco with strict instructions to purchase an identical eyebrow pencil to the one I sent him with. He returned saying they didn't have that colour. I asked what he bought instead. He said 'brown/black, is that okay?'

I am platinum blonde

[Itsalwaysraining]

Merk! That is my chart from this month! What the frig...?

[Bunnygirlie]

guess who is full of roast beef and something else

[Itsalwaysraining]

Whatever happened to the hilarious Captain and the lovely Aquarius?

[Itsalwaysraining]

Bunny you filthy bitch! It's meat-filled mayhem!!!

Seriously, I am very chuffed for you both; such a huge psychological hurdle and you've smashed it! x

[twinklestar2]

Well done bunny and mr bunny! I hope this is your month.

So sorry sid, this process is cruel.

You used to bring me rooooooses! Love Prisoner! What was the bad guvnor called? Raining - change your name to vinegar tits!

[Boodle9]

What's going on with all this FF charting? When I want to share mine, I click on the 'share' button underneath the chart and then copy and paste the URL link. I'm not a paid up member - just use the free stuff.

Can you see mine? [url=www.fertilityfriend.com/home/boodle9/]My Ovulation Chart[/url]

[Boodle9]

Damn! www.fertilityfriend.com/home/boodle9/

[Boodle9]

Oh, and well done Bunny!

[CatsCantFlyFast]

Fuck knows what is happening with the charts. Will let someone else figure it out while I go and stuff my face. Well done Bunny & Mr Bunny. Was it you with magic bumming pills? Captain has been around a bit and I think Aquarius got AF early and is on holiday. Then again highly likely this is all bullshit as I have a terrible memory except for instadiffers
I think you will look good with big brows - just rock this look as I hear it's very fashionable

[CatsCantFlyFast]

Boodle can see yours fine, assume you're a paid up member?

[Itsalwaysraining]

Yeah, Boodle, I can see yours everyone else is being a bit thick

Twink, how do I do a name change? I desperately want to be VinegarTits! Do you remember her? I loved all the fights between the women!

Sid, I am really, really sorry about the cruelty of AF turning up today. What a shitter. Don't despair - stay rational; there is no reason why this won't be your month x

[Boodle9]

Nope! Not paid up! Underneath your chart, there are some buttons and one says 'share'. Click on that and it will give you some codes for sharing. I just choose the url one and then you have to delete some of the text to paste it here properly (you can see from my fail which bits needed deleting)!

[Itsalwaysraining]

Not sure if everyone knows how FF works with regards to pinpointing ovulation: when three temperatures in succession are higher than the previous six, FF will give you the crosshairs [fucks off to bore someone else to death]

[Bunnygirlie]

raining yes it was beef followed by a portion of sausage today

Thanks merkin twinkle boodle  and we haven't even used his magic pills yet!

Twice in 3 days (on top of cup jizzing) is a record for us this year, so I am well chuffed. If we can manage Tuesday too I will be over the moon. CD 13 and 15 done! Yay us!

[Boodle9]

Oh, and Raining, go to the 'MyMumsnet' bit in the navigation bar at the top of the page. You should work out how to get to the name change from there!