The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

Woo hoo for barking's letter & fx still for merkin's PIMPing. First attempt at OPK today but as expected its a neg at CD8. No need to start shag week just yet then!

Just realised DP interrupted my posting & I ignored all the EWCM discussion! I will be keeping an eye out this month!

Hmmm. I get a lot of clear cm on the paper too, but it's never overly stretchy. Also get it in my pants, but in a line rather than a circle, as pictured in tcoyf.

I get it for a couple of days, and it's usually really annoying to get rid of when I go to the loo. Am I not supposed to?

Dunno tally. Once it's out, it's out, though, surely?

I don't really know, Tally, but I figured if the idea of it is to help the little swimmers, I don't want it all falling out in the loo!I haven't stooped to trying to 'keep' it in place though; when you've got to wipe, you've got to wipe!

that's what I would have said

Just to let you know I've reverted back to an old nickname (was raining). Nanight, berries!

nice name! nighty night from me too.

Morning Berries! I had a good half asleep juggling session with the thermometer this morning... fell asleep with it in the first time, work up when it fell out my mouth. Second attempt forgot to turn it out, fell asleep. Woke up a while later, managed to get a temp. Turned it off when it beeped without looking. Then woke up when the beeps went off again (i hadn't turned it off) and it was busy getting the temperature of the floor by my bed (therefore erasing my actual temp from memory). I gave it up as a bad job and took it properly 3/4 hour an later. Weirdly FF has given me an open circle tho even though it was late!

Morning all. Sorry to post curt questions and run last night, I was out pretending to be socialising.

at the naked sausage shuffle and merk taking the floor's temp.

How is the temp today, merkin?

(never thought I'd actually ask that but have learnt a lot here)

Still high (not sky high like yesterday tho ) 36.46 vs coverline 36.18.
Berries I promise today I will not hog the thread with my pee sticks (at least after the fmu ones) and I shall tidy up the list and catch up on everyone else's woes!

...am currently holding FMU until DH leaves and I am desperate!!!

Remind me when af is due, merkin? Is high temp normal or good news at this point?

don't think about running taps or streams

AF due tue so a measly 8dpo today. High is good post O, a drop to coverline will likely indicate AF heading in

All good then, we just need it to stay high!

I'm approx 7dpo. Af due on Fri or thereabouts. Reckon I'm out this month and probably for the next few though since finding out about this hypothyroidism last week as my levels are all over the place at the mo.

Morning all.

Hey happy, how's it going? Are we still cycle buddies?

Does this look reasonably up to date? Sorry if I've missed anyone...

Boodle, 30, Cycle 19, awaiting FS referral and AF due 15th March
Penny31, Age 33, dp and I ttc #1 cycle 1 bfp due 16th of march
Happylass, 35 cycle 7 AF due 17th March
PowderPuffs, 31, Cycle 5, BFP due 18th March
Merkin, 31, cycle 8, AF due 19 Mar
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc since January 2012, BFP due 21 March
Twinklestar2, 34, ttc since August 2011, BFP due 22 March
Sonics. 32. TTC since jan 2011. MMC in aug 2012. Due 22nd march
Thunderbuns, 34, cycle 3 since mmc, af due 23rd March
Bunny, 33, married, TTC since June 2012, getting blood tests, hubby having tests too, AF due 27th March
CaptainMoll - 32, TTC since August 2011, AF due 27 March ish Lap and Dye in a couple of months, DH still awaiting proper test results.. *sigh
Pipbin, 37, TTC since May 2011, on the waiting list for IVF AF due 30th March
ConnieLingers, very old, TTC one year, one mmc, one blocked tube, 4th cycle of Clomid, on CD5, AF due ½ April
SidneyBristow, 38, ttc since July 2012 (cycle 8), AF due ???; awaiting blood test results & appt for ultrasound
gilly86, 26, married, TTC 3 cycles
Frogcatcher, 36, "step-mother" to OH's 8 year old, TTC since Nov 2012
ILoveMyCats - 31 (nearly 32), ttc #1 since sept 2012, cycle 3 due to long cycle craziness AF due date unknown but FX soon!
Sloaneraver, 34, married, TTC for first time since Feb 2013
Soph 33, married, TTC #1 since Jul 11, on IUI waiting list
Haycorn, 30, TTC for 6 months
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Cherrycoconut 33 ttc#1 since August 2012 (stillcycle 1). Post pill amenorrhea. OV & AF AWOL 7 months now
Pipersouth, 37 married (not teacher! ) ttc since Jul/August last year, AF 10 days late but BFN

Berries MIA;
MavisCruet176, 35, cycle 5 since mmc, af due 14 March
Aquarius, 32, cycle 10/11,

I think I might have 2 lines

WHATTTT?!!!!!! Oooooo!!!

Crapping my pants to put it eloquently. I pimped and dipped an OPK and a HPT. Barely there line on the OPK (less dark than yesterday but darler than last night, not a squinter though). Shadow on the HPT. Decided I was being a dick (but still had pot of pee in bathroom). Dipped a first response (non digi) despite knowing they are not anywhere near as sensitive as my internet cheapy HPT's and nada. Took first response to bits and stared at it a bit. Decided to dip one more HPT (cheapy) as i know they can vary in dye and I have a v light second line. Trying to get a pic now. Don't quite believe it

here
Never realised how hard it is to get a picture of a freaking line. It's wider than it looks on here and more pink

Where are all the berries??? I need hand holding and opinions. I am having a bit of a panic (understatement)

I can see a line in the pic