Excellent Egg Buddies continued! Anyone having IVF/ICSI in Jan, Feb and March 2013 please join us!

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We've run out of room on Karbea's Jan IVF thread and it is too much fun to stop! We're all getting into comfy clothes and enjoying the side effects and surprises (and occasionally some hand holding).

This may sound strange but I will sort of miss my bum bullets ...
Arf!

I am potentially up for a drink, depending how robust I feel about being non-pregnant at the time...

How wrong is it to be wishing I was on bum bullets?! I didn't realise how much I leant against thinks until I started the jabs!

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WTF?! Missing bum bullets?? I will never ever miss bum bullets....

PS Cloth vs. disposable...cloth is eco, cheaper blah, blah, blah, but no clothes fit, your baby looks like a weeble and it takes ages for them to fit properly as most babies have these toothpick legs speaking from experience at buying a full time lot of cloth nappies and then having no shame at selling them on eBay and loving the Pampers

Ladies

I leave you lot for a few hours and you're talking about sticking waxy pellets up the chutney and/or dropping them into your chilled Sauvignon beforehand. For that reason (and many others, of course) I admire you all. I am also strangely proud of this thread for a) keeping it real by discussing such things and b) not turning into a lot of hairy earth mothers (or mothers to be). Please do NOT leave.

Afm, I have drunk so much water that I swear I have spent more time on the damn bog than at my desk. Something has to give so I am thinking of investing in a fancy commode. A motorised one would be great, like the one that lady has in Benidorm.

Noks x

Ps would be up for meeting too. X

Pps hi to delilah lovely to hear from you and am so pleased you have a plan. X

Think of it as a case of Stockholm syndrome!

E'vning all!

Talking of hairy earth mothers. I've booked a waxing. Well if there is going to be a lot of poking around down there I want it to be tidy. Is that wrong?

I must admit you speak of the bum bullets with such affection I'm almost looking forward to shoving them up either entrance. Has anyone tried one in each at the same time....? But I jump ahead of myself. I'm forgetting that before the shoving wax candles up my mini hoohaa I've got to stab myself over and over for a week. Ooo such a lot to look forward to.

I am also weeing for England. I went 8 times at work today. My belly is so bloated tonight and if I'm honest I've escaped to bed just a tinsy winsy bit grumpy.

Hope you are all ok. What's going down tomorrow? Is it honty's OTD? Honty how do you feel?

Anyone else got scans or appts? Sorry if I've forgotten.

Choco how are you with your precious cargo?

Night all

Shazzamattazza xx

Hi all...it's taken me forever to read all the posts since my last one yesterday....can I say I also LOVE being part of this thread. You are all so fantastic and hugely honest, and hilariously funny, I really would be lost without you

All your stories about meeting your OH/DHs are lovely...I met mine in a bar, he is also a strapping very handsome northern man. We had a one night stand (i know I'm a slut) and then we went our separate ways (i didn't want to get into anything after a messy divorce, actually it was the marriage that was messy) he tracked me down through the bar (his mate owned it and I was on a mailing list or something) he got my number and started texting me....took me for Sunday lunch was an absolute honey and the sex was great so...and the rest is history! I was married before to an absolute twat major understatement and was lucky to get out when I did. I'm a true believer in fate and I really believe shit happens for a reason even if that reason isn't always obvious at the time

I've gone from gushing to sentimental...going to pull myself together now

However would totally love to meet if we decide too...

Sorry no personal shout outs today....waving and sending happy hugs to you all

OTD tomorrow....v. nervous...am going to try and sleep

Night xxx

Good luck hontytontypoo. Am sending you all the luck I can lay my podgy hands on. Noks x

Ps, instead is going to bed like a good Noks, I am watching Sir Robert of Williams in concert on Sky. I so would.

That is all.

Night y'all

Nx

I couldn't resist coming back and mentioning the bum bullets...as they are our fav subject!
I never thought I would say this but I actually prefer the back door...no gunk, no pads...and you don't actually have to get as intimate with yourself as you would expect...there you go I said it...controversial know!
I may even miss the buggers (pun totally intended) after tomorrow...well maybe not!

Night xx

Thank you nok

Enjoy Sir W

Xx

shazza have just re-read your post and feel as though I have to re-use your comment:

" has anyone tried one in each at the same time "

some time soon in the RL. Brilliantly smutty. Love it.

Re the waxing, why don't you go for a big 'S' ?

Ok, I am really going to bed now. I blame Robbie Williams, the big old man hoe, for turning me into an even more potty mouthed individual than normal.

BFN

Oh Honty. I'm so sorry honey. That is such a bummer. How gutting. What are you doing today? Can you rest? Is Mr H with you? Big love to you both. Sxxxx

Everyday I see a woman at the bus stop. I have watched her smoke throughout her pregnancy and now she is still smoking at 8 in the morning with a newborn in the pram and 2 other young daughters. I try to never judge anyone's choices but I'm finding it hard today when we are struggling with this turmoil and on Saturday I said goodbye to a lovely man who was the 3rd person in his family to die from lung cancer as a result of passive smoking his mum's chain smoking habit. It seems immensely unfair.

Love to you all.
Sx

Am really sorry, Hont. Xx

Sorry hont, it really is the crappest of crap feelings x

Honty I'm sorry. Do you have plans for a big glass of wine and a chat with someone close tonight?

Re: the back door, in theory the back entrance is "better" - no gunk, etc. But I just hate it. I might get "exit only" tattooed back there...

I'm so sorry honty. I really hope you're OK.

Trigger shot for me tonight shortly. Am suddenly terrified the trigger will make me ov before I get there. Does this ever happen? Argh, I'm crazy.

Good luck Keep. I'm afraid that I don't know the answer to your question but it is all well timed so I imagine you will be fine. Xx

keep I think it's pretty precise. I'm not sure how because everyone seems to react differently to other drugs but I thought it was something like 37 hrs afterwards, so the do EC an hour or two before this. I had the same concern, but it was fine.

Thanks euro, mine is 35.5 hours before. Glad I'm not the only one thinking I'll be special in a bad way. At each stage I think of new things to fret about...