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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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EuroShagmore · 08/02/2013 16:21

Yee-gads!

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Northey · 08/02/2013 16:44

The Purr-minator.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 08/02/2013 17:21

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 08/02/2013 17:37

norf, is it a general idea or is there a specific horse you have your eye on?!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 08/02/2013 17:53

Oo oo, share horsey stories Norf - I keep scanning the Classifieds in Horse and Hound and picking out the ones I'd buy Blush

Have you seen the on YouTube Grin The sound effects are a bit annoying but it is better than the silent one.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 08/02/2013 18:02

This is what I'd love to buy

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maamalady · 08/02/2013 18:03

Oh, that's a nice one, Frank! He's just my sort, too. :)

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 08/02/2013 18:27

Hide as long as you like bugs and pop in to rant if you need to. We're here. And we have fish, and posh Sunday tassles to get out for your dark and shiny BFP (and euro's early one).

Northey · 08/02/2013 18:35

Ooh frank, what a gorgeous chap. Maybe you and draf and I could share him. He could live with me

No specific horse, feefifofum, just one that is Very Sensible and also kind and intelligent looking. And quite big.

My other displacement activity is googling equestrian property, ignoring the price tag, obviously.

bugsy, you iz going to be a headcase for the next few days (probably next nine months, let's be honest), so just embrace it along with this big dozy yawny mouth filter whale thing (I forget the name, rie will know).

maamalady · 08/02/2013 18:44

Whales aren't fish, norf...

I am well up for sharing a pony that I don't have to look after myself. We could play all kinds of gymkhana games on him. Bagsy the bending race!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 18:56

I. Just. Announced. To. The. World. I. Was. Starting. IUI. Next. Cycle. On FB. By. Mistake

It was up there for six minutes. AIBU to want to emigrate to Antarctica?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 18:57

Basking shark.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 08/02/2013 19:01

It'll be fine Rie, anyone that is insensitive enough to comment should be deleted forthwith (unless they send you a luffly supportive private message).

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:03

THREE people messaged me to take it down saying I must have meant it for elsewhere, fortunately all ESH. Who else saw it?

Northey · 08/02/2013 19:06

I didn't see it And most people wouldn't understand what iui was. And those who did understand what it was ^would understand>. It's ok, lovely.

Northey · 08/02/2013 19:07
ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:09

They must have thought "Talk about oversharing".

starrystarrymole · 08/02/2013 19:10

Sometimes superheroes hold hands
yey buggerme!!!! So pleased, know you've a head fuck to come, but projecting stickiest of thoughts and superhuman strength of mind to handle the menkal.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:11

Anyway, on the plus side, I was telling the truth. All set to go in 16 days or so. Allergy man called FC and told them they were being stupid, so they called me.

starrystarrymole · 08/02/2013 19:18
FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 08/02/2013 19:23

Good news Rie, so glad Allergy man put them straight.

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JethroTull · 08/02/2013 19:26

That's good newsRie. How are you feeling about it?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:29

Apparently I didn't say the crucial word IUI in the status update, someone has just told me. So it was just gobbledegook really.

How do I feel about it? I don't know...a bit scared I guess.

captainmoll · 08/02/2013 19:39

That's a lovely picture Starry

I am having a proper menkul. Friend unexpectedly dropped by with her baby. I was standing in my own home holding a baby and after she left I dropped a cup and now I am all weepy. It's like I'm a one-woman soap opera.