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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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maamalady · 04/02/2013 18:12

I think I should turn off this painfully dull German arts film and put something a bit more invigorating on instead...

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/02/2013 18:20

Tatatatatataaaaah! Tatatatatataah!

Do we get to swear a lot?

JethroTull · 04/02/2013 18:45

Nice Fred Frank.

captainmoll · 04/02/2013 18:48
ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/02/2013 18:50
maamalady · 04/02/2013 19:11

Fuck yeah, we get to swear a lot.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/02/2013 19:27

TEAM AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Team BESH?

Northey · 04/02/2013 19:29

Muthafuckin' yeah!

FriendofDorothy · 04/02/2013 19:47

I am a very tired action hero tonight :(

Fuck, yeah, whatever....

SinkyMalinks · 04/02/2013 20:36
EuroShagmore · 04/02/2013 21:08

Team BESH. Luffs it.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 04/02/2013 21:24

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SinkyMalinks · 04/02/2013 22:35

Er.... Facebook adverts.

Gone are the baby clothes and post pregnancy weight loss.

I've got 3 separate adverts for ivf. One in Norway. Wtf! I am aware of nothing on my facebook that would indicate I'm in the market for ivf.

Confused. And [a bit worried]

TWinklyLittleStar · 04/02/2013 22:43

Sinky I think it might have something to do with FB eating your cookies?

Fuck yeah

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/02/2013 22:45

Anyone watching the History??? I love History, me.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/02/2013 22:54

Anyone reading the Mooncup thread? Apparently we should bung one up there after SWI. Keeps all the spermz close to the cervix. Worth a shot after three years I'll give anything a go

maamalady · 04/02/2013 22:59

I only use my mooncup after SWI when droid is still present, but seeing as I have fortnight-long droids it seems reasonable! Wearing it more than that would do my head in, I think.

maamalady · 04/02/2013 23:00

I doubt it works, anyway. All the jizz goes into the cup, but the cervix does not, so how would it help? It is handy for leak prevention, though Grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/02/2013 23:02

The leakage has always bothered me somewhat. You know that first pee after SWI? And it all falls into the loo?

TWinklyLittleStar · 04/02/2013 23:06

Doesn't matter apparently. The good sperms shoot up your cervix like Bruce Willis up a lift shaft, and they're the only ones with a chance of getting to the ovary. Zita West says so.

TWinklyLittleStar · 04/02/2013 23:07

I am not watching History, as I only got in about half an hour ago. I went swimming after work so I needed to wash my hair and eat everything in sight :)

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/02/2013 23:08

MrA had 130 million spermz at the last count, which I'm told is quite something. Unfortunately only 3% are swimming properly.

maamalady · 04/02/2013 23:18

Exactly, Twinks, so the mooncup is only going to hold the crappy sperm in the wrong place anyway. I wonder if the man's jizz force ejaculatory velocity has any impact on likelihood of diffage?

captainmoll · 04/02/2013 23:19

130 million?! Fuck Yeah!

BE should get his SA results tomorrow. I'm feeling quite nervous more confident than Clint Eastwood faced with a punk on his lucky day.

captainmoll · 04/02/2013 23:23

I don't get how moon cup would help really. Seems more likely to encourage thrush or something with the wrong kind of fluid sitting around in yer fanjo for hours.