Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

My first fertility appt meant going to maternity reception too. The NHS are so bloody insensitive. One good thing about going private is that the clinic is completely separate from any hospital and you are only confronted with fellow barrens there.

Carpets are important, rie. They made the Eurofortune* (family business).

*FAOD, there wasn't a fortune. Just enough to keep me in slash neck sweaters and ski pants, back in the day.

My clinic is BY Maternity but not in the same wing. However you do have to do in the same building. MrA was bristling when we saw a 17 year old with a massive preggo stomach chain smoking outside the entrance by the no smoking sign

I want carpet. I may get carpeted stairs one day, but perhaps a wooden floor downstairs, what with having elderly moggies who cannot be trusted not to be sick everywhere with no warning.

The wretched cat is doing her level best to wreck this carpet even more than it's already wrecked.

BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooo. ((hair strokes) and all that. Don't argue with a line. No matter what your saggy tits are telling you.

Is it an early-early test or just a few days early one?

Eek! Oh my God!

The boobs will come. They will.

Ooo, how exciting! :)

CD27 for me, and the last few days my temp has been a gentle downward curve. I suspect it will plummet in the next couple of days and then I'm back to entertaining the droid for another fortnight.

You have lines on 2 separate tests Bugs, this is a good thing. Pee on as many fivers as you need to.

bugsie congrats. A line is a line. So hurrah. And quiet handholding, I can hardly imagine how scary mixed with wonderful this must be. Wasn't it LP who got diffed just after traumas and big talking and temporary separation with TOM, maybe SB and I should have a massive fight too

I am sensing a cluster diff. I feel it in my waters! Next up euro, and then not that far behind norf! Everything is crossed for all of you (including the diff-starter jeff!)

And cream carpets, well some people are just not sensible. We have no carpets (cos of allergies) and I miss them.

And frank and the follicle in between me and euro!

I forgot about the amazing growy follie of frank. Oops. Even though our positive thinking encouraged it to 7mm in 48 hours. Duh!

I am in WWs as well, I guess, my boobs tell me I definitely dropped an egg and it is cd17, so even with my longest cycle of 29day I should be in the second half. The question I ponder is, how many more IUIs and when to move over to the big guns? I just DON'T know :(

Oh bugs!

at everyday tassles. Those are a bit like the greying pants and the holy socks!

Excellent news Bugs! I've got you covered, will take out any approaching Droids!

Bugs!

Twink I love the idea of having a variety of tassles!

Congrats on egg-dropping driz.

draf sorry that you feel overstaying Droid invasion is imminent.

It seems that the bloody Ovitrille is still in my system. It is supposed to stay for up to 10 days. I tested this morning 9.5 days after stabbing myself and got a very faint line (don't even think about getting excited as it is only 7pEC so far too early for anything else). This is annoyng. I want to know when I can do a proper test!

Today's lovely progesterone side effect is spots - all over my back. I thought it might be measles at first, but they are not itchy. There are loads of them. I cannot remember when I last had a spot on my back. Probably my early 20s. Meh.

Well euro, I heard of an IVF win who tested all the way from transfer to test-day, to see the line disappearing and it never did. So it being positive is NEVER a bad sign. If it is the trigger, it is giving EmBarryO plenty of time to settle in, and if it is the beginning of something bigger all of use queuing up for natural ivf for instance all will become clear in another few days. Testing again on Sunday?

PS sorry about spotty back, that was one of the joys of adolescence...

Drizz I always had Sunday in mind for test day, so that's the plan, but I was expecting to see an arctic stick this morning, so I might try again tomorrow as that will be over 10 days.

The weird thing about the spots is that they are mostly across my mid back, not across my shoulders, which is where I got the odd teenage back spot. Still, at least it's winter. No one apart from me and KFZK are going to see them. And if he can still find me appealling after watching embryo transfer, I am sure a few hormonal spots won't put him off.

God, could we really be on for a cluster diff?

Yay!