Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

Well done on good ovaries cap'n by the way.

And my spaff-or-ewcm dilemma has been answered, deffo ewcm, but very negative opk.

Plopped in a spaff pond, twink, like penguins in a penguin pool.

I didn't see any EWCM until CD12 but according to my scan I conceived on CD11 twinks. Are you having the sechs?

To repeat - IOTO Norf! :)

How are things euro?

Quality, not quantity, Norf. IOTO (which is good, cos that's the only number I'm going to get going au naturel).

Perhaps you have such powerful inner lady muscles that it takes longer for your ewcm to descend, fifi.

Sending good thoughts to them.

This fred appears to have merged into an action hero - penguin hybrid. To bridge the gap, can I suggest

faif we Did Sechs on Sunday and yesterday. For us that is practically like first-flush can't keep hands to selves-ness.

My cousin has just announced they have had twins - a boy and a girl - and it's an IVF win. I have to say the girls name is dreadful and is so chavtastic I am sure she will end up on Jeremy Kyle!

If I ever get diffed with twins I will tell everyone with a deadpan face that I want to call them Kyle and Jeremy if they are boys.

Congrats to your cousin dor!

Sounds like fair timing Twinks. There's only so much you can do. Those throes of passion disappear when trying to win a baybee. I do recall one time when we did the sechs 7 days in 8. Didn't win a baybee though because no treatment had been had then The sechs is quite a rarity in our house now yes there have been mutterings about not being needed any more mostly because my undercarriage is rather sore....

Norf I have had to work quite hard on my pelvic floor the last few months . I dunno what happened really but whenever I post in conception I tell them to get on it as soon as droid disappears rather than timing the sechs based on my experience!

I'm not menkulling. Oh no, not me

That chart is pretty impressive Frank.

Blimey, frank!

Fiver tomorrow?

Nope, I'm being strong and waiting until droid is overdue, which will be Monday at the earliest.

Fair enough frank. Hope you have a busy weekend planned so the menkulling doesn't drive you too mad.

How is everyone else this morning?

I am waiting for the clinic to phone and tell me if any embryos have fertilised. I'm also wondering how soon I can have my morning poo after putting in my progesterone suppository (oh the glamour) without losing half the dose. Any advice welcome.

Morning hags!

How are you feeling today bugs? Thinking of you...

Congrats on the twin-cousins dot!

Finger crossed for good fertilisations norf.

Nice chart frank!!!

I am menkulling. I thought I felt diffed so I peed over an o-stick, which I didn't bin but hid behind the tampons, to stop myself from imagining stuff but there was a line. It is not a proper fiver and I am not due til Sunday (waves at frank) so SB won't condone any fiver wasting before Tuesday...

That sentence makes NO sense. I thought I'd binned all the out of date sticks of any variety. Spotted the O-sticks this morning and failed to put them back where they belong (in the bin). Instead weed over one of them...

All seven eggs have been fertilised! I have seven embryos! So definitely no transfer tomorrow, and they will call on Sunday morning to tell us if they want us to come in for it then, or whether we can wait till Tuesday for a day 5 blastocyst transfer!

lem, I iz unskilled in the ways of O sticks, but is this that thing where you can use them instead of fivers???

Very interesting chart Frank. Just restraint on your part

Ooh drizz. Two lines on an out of date ov stick eh? Can't you nip to Poundstretcher for a cheapy?

Well done Norf's eggs! I assume (naive about these things) that blastocysts are more developed therefore more likely to stick? How many will they transfer maximum?

I think it was something like when they get to day 5, embryologists can tell which ones are more likely to stick, whereas before then they are all much of a muchness. We have said one or two to go back.

Oooo, interesting frank.

faif it differs from clinic to clinic, but roughly there is about a 50% chance of success from a blast and a 20-30% chance from a 2 or 3 day transfer. I think the theory is that they can better identify the good ones at 5 days, plus, if they have survived that long in an alien lab environment, they are probably hardy little fvkers. One of the reasons I was so pessasmistic last week is that natural only has about a 20% success rate and a 2 day transfer only has a 20% success rate, so the odds were really against it working for us.

drizz! I have an out of date CB digital I could post you? I haven't bothered to use it. I am currently preferring broadening my gallery of internet cheapies (slightly darker this morning - phew). I've never been one for collecting things, but it is nice to have a hobby. Although I think KFZK is a bit grossed out by finding pissy sticks all over the bathroom. Oh well, he's better get used to being grossed out and bodily fluids being everywhere!