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Elderberry Pavlovas And The Eternal Sausage of Wang (Part 4): a frightfully good thread for the over-30s TTC their first baby.
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viviennewestwould · 25/01/2013 18:58
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happylass ·
26/01/2013 10:05
Happy Birthday Bunny. Have a lovely day!
Sorry about AF. I got the same this morning 
. At least you can have a few birthday 
happylass ·
26/01/2013 10:33
Oh and to top it all off my phone just started playing some weird fanfare music and I'm like wtf 
. There's only a message on there from my iPeriod app saying "Period 1 day late. Pregnant?". Talk about taking the piss!
viviennewestwould ·
26/01/2013 11:05
[rubs sausage-inflicted wound delivered by the surprisingly violent Twinkle]
Captain 
(you always make me grin)
Hey, Sidney, your symptoms, constantly smelling things nobody else could, cripplingly tired, terrible backache in my lower back, I have those all the time due to giving up smoking and being fucking old.
Pip, whassup with your hubby? Doesn't he want to move? I love viewing houses especially if there are items worthy of stealing
Aquarius the Sausage Shuttle is indeed a sausage-inspired means of aviation, shaped like a phallus, with a destination called Sausage-Wangers Paradise. The Sausage Shuttle is not to be mistaken for the Sausage Shuffle; a dance involving a conga line of Elderberry Pavlovas shuffling around the room wanging the person in front with a sausage.
Happy Birthday, Bunny!!! [drapes string of sausages like a sash around Bunny's neck]
Mother, laughing my head off
Happy, it is particularly torturous to get your period late (mine was two days last month). I'm so sorry, love. Sorry about yours, too, Bunny [runs off to find more robust sausage with which to beat off approaching AFs]
Sidney, ignore the shit CBFM, it is probably having a mid-life crisis. At CD12 everyone should be shagging (except for me and my floppy-schlonged lover).
I am off to Sausage-Wangers Paradise for lunch and will probably stay for the evening if there are enough of you to join in the Sausage Shuffle. See you there!
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2cats222 ·
26/01/2013 12:46
Happy Birthday Bunny
Just made myself very 
browing a first cycle TTC thread where 4 people got BFP's on their 1st cycle. Fuckers. (And congratulations and all that you lucky bastards)
Aquarius1 ·
26/01/2013 13:19
I second what viv said 2cats step away from that thread
Happy birthday bunny and commiserations you and happy re af-ness
Viv thanks for clearing that up re the sausage shuttle / shuffle 
so next time I need a telling off via the medium if sausage I'll get shuffling then....
Boodle9 ·
26/01/2013 17:21
G'day, sausage-wanging virtuosos. Chortling away at 'sausage hoooooooo!' and doing the 'sausage shuffle'! at Captain and Viv!
2cats - what on earth were you thinking? Back out of that TTC first cycle thread, shut the door and double-lock it behind you for good measure.
Happy birthday Bunny. I hope you are able to have a good day, despite AF trying to spoil the fun. She's the sausage-wanger's nemesis.
MotherOfCleo ·
26/01/2013 20:25
I'm sorry happy oh an no good can come from that iphone app, damn thing needs to catch a virus asap! 
I was all positive and hopeful that this was the month but yesterday I went to my usual bowka gym class and had to run to the loo half way through as I honestly thought I felt AF way too early thankfully it was just heaps of CM, but when I got home I had deep pinky brown when i wiped and a small clot....that cannot be a good sign
I'll wait an test an hope but it burst my bubble a bit.
MotherOfCleo ·
26/01/2013 22:49
geez, my fella turns 27 tomorrow and after being asleep on the sofa for 2 and a half hours he's gone to bed.....what a crazy cat I bagged myself
captainmoll ·
26/01/2013 23:47
You freaky bunch of tele-hormonising mind-controllers. I'm synching with you all - AF turned up 5 days early today! An unheard of 26 day cycle! I've never had one so short!
I totally blame Viv's reckless bratwustery.
Not that I'm bothered since we're not allowed to make babies at the moment anyway on account of surgery.
Happy birthday Bunny!
Mother, still fx for you..
Bunnygirlie ·
27/01/2013 00:20
captain very brave, no lollipop though, how about some 
Another cycle buddy, yay!
I think it's about time for a list, I love lists, an update list of who is where in their cycle etc...
happylass ·
27/01/2013 08:41
Morning ladies. Apologies for the ranting yesterday. Feeling so much more positive today. Probably due to the copious amounts of vino consumed last night . Nice to see we have a few more cycle buddies. Captain I have a 26 day cycle too! Adding myself to the list....
retroelement, age 35, cd35 (AF due tomorrow), cycle 6.
CD2, 9th cycle - Bunny, just 33 (eek), married, have 2 furry babies and work in a boring office job.
Happylass 34 (but not for much longer boohoo) CD2 of cycle 6. AF due Feb 21st
MotherOfCleo ·
27/01/2013 08:42
captain thats a seriously short one! I had a 35 day followed by a 25 day before, really annoying! Its the reason I started using OPKs as we dtd at the totally wrong time on the 25 day month. So frustrating! At least you didnt have to wait for the old boot to arrive, a new month has started, I have high hopes for you this month 
MotherOfCleo, 29, ttc#1, month 4, bfp due 1 feb (fx)
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Soph80 ·
27/01/2013 08:48
Happylass - ranting is totally acceptable here!!!!
Adding myself:
Sophie80, 33 ttc#1, month 19, AF due next week (not sure of date as some scumbag has nicked my phone!)
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