Elderberry Pavlovas And The Eternal Sausage of Wang (Part 4): a frightfully good thread for the over-30s TTC their first baby.

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Over here, sausage-wangers!

Deal. Am not ginger. When can we start

And I don't think it's outsourcing... It's simply interviewing

Grrr. Not currently showing in the uk. Or available online.

Made by pacific for sky though. That's a place to start searching tomorrow.

And look, you're in the series 4 synopsis!

www.locatetv.com/tv/naked-in-blackpool/40233

Episode 4.

As I say, bonkers tonight.

I think falling on a knob is just classed as a very unfortunate accident

Dunno, bet def worth a try on your behalf, tell them I'm your stalker friend. If you want I can try for you - can't remember if I told you but I work on two national newspapers and sometimes poncey media folks like to do each other favours daaaahling....

Def worth a try = I can try.
BONKERS.

You have made my fucking night.

Did you really? And if so, why on earth did you ask him to ditch the Afro?! I'd have made him keep it on, something to keep me distracted from what I was actually doing...

Was just about I ask about the beard tache combo. I think I am going to have nightmares tonight. My libido has instantaneously disappeared. Although I have had done worse but I buries those memories years ago never to be brought up again luckily mine will be nowhere to be found on the Internet!

Oooh Janey is famous!

Nah, unfortunately not. Work with some 'known' people (if you read papers that is) and through them have met a fair few pretty famous types.

I am, however, very much in the sidelines

As an aside though, the only snog would have shagged him but my dad was waiting for me outside I can find on the tinterweb is this one. I was 18, and am still pretty proud of it. However aged 30 I was introduced to him again, and have met him loads of times now. Unfortunately our snog 20 years ago wasn't quite as significant for him, and he's never shown any sign of remembering it

he was hot back in the day

Ladies you have made me lol so much tonight. Hilarious!! Dog ovulation, naked Blackpool, Lionel Vinyl..... Am definitely gonna have to delete my browsing history or DP will be very

Everyone has had famous action except me