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Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

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sinkyroselee · 01/10/2012 08:55

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 23/10/2012 19:06

:( bugs have a sneaky and the cod of comfort.

I hope all the results are helpful in winning you a baybee.

eurowitch · 23/10/2012 20:33

Aw, Bugs. I remember your BFP.

FrankelSaysRelax · 23/10/2012 21:13

Bugs I'm sorry, that must be hard to get your head round.

ThisWitchSinks · 23/10/2012 21:21

Sorry Bugs

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 07:46

Given the fred is imminently ending, I shall be the first to christen with a witchy [henvy]

But, mn, poor effort. Where's the broomstick, cat, or pumpkin??

[pumpkin]

Worth a try.

FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 08:14

Ooo, the Halloween smilies are back [hgrin] [hsmile] [hcinfused] [hhmm] [hangry] [henvy]

Scan at 10.30 this morning. Fingers crossed I've not grown any more follicles!

FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 08:14

Bugger! That should have been [hconfused]

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/10/2012 10:12

Hello Hags. I am back

Bugs, have this slap around the chops with a basking shark (the bigger the need, the bigger the fish, in BESHland).

Remember Cunt Who Had The Door Slammed In His Face? Apparently he and his wife had fertility problems too, Which made his lack of empathy worse, in my book, though in his book he was probably being all out-int-the-open and matter of fact, which I can understand too

Father is pretty ill.

eurowitch · 24/10/2012 10:35

Rie that does make his gestures pretty baffling. Sorry to hear about your dad.

Yay for Halloween smilies! [hsmile] And the new Angry Birds Halloween levels were released yesterday to feed my addiction.

FSR I hope your scan went well.

I had lunch with a friend yesterday. At our last lunch a few months ago, I mentioned my ishoos and she spilled hers too - she'd had IVF and a miscarriage. I had thought she might be having problems as she has been married a while and got a couple of kittens some time ago. At lunch yesterday she said she had had another miscarriage after FET. It's so sad. She will make a great parent. Why can't it happen for them? They are unexplained too. They've had two goes at IVF, two pregnancies and two losses. They are taking a break now.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/10/2012 10:56

I'm sorry Euro, but this sentence - I had thought she might be having problems as she has been married a while and got a couple of kittens some time ago - has made me roar with teetering on the bridge of genuinely hysterical laughter. Does anyone else find it bitterly and ironically funny? But your poor, poor friend. Why can't it happen for them? Why can't it happen for us? Why can't I make my poor, broken dad a grandad? Fuck it all :(

eurowitch · 24/10/2012 11:11

Fvk it all indeed.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 24/10/2012 11:43

Yes I get the pathos within that comment too! I will never understand why it's so tough for some people and so easy for others. I especially don't get why some people get diffed when they can't have the baybees?!

What's happening with your Dad rie? PM me if you want advice.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/10/2012 11:57

Do all infertile couples get a pet eventually? MrA got our stroppy and haughty cat years ago imagining her curled up in a crib with a sleeping infant. This is wrong on two counts: a) she would never submit to being in the proximity of an infant and b) there is obviously no infant.

She's nine now. I wonder what we'll do when she dies if there's still no baybee? Get a donkey perhaps? I like donkeys.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 24/10/2012 12:00

MSB hates horses and donkeys by association so no donkey for us. He wants a dog. I do not! We have a hamster baybee substitute (rubbish substitute) who is now grey and positively geriatric! I expect him to shuffle off this mortal coil before Picklf arrives.

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 13:55

I quite fancy a goat. Or sheep. Something to keep the grass down. A donkey would do as well.

I saw an article (if you can call it that- it was in the mail online. Don't hate me) about a little boy with some congenital disease who was got a 3 legged rescue dog to get him over his shyness. Awsome. Maybe the besh can be emotionally healed by pets?

So sorry about your dad rie. We're all here with an ear if wanted. And there doesn't even need to be fish

FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 14:25

Wotcha hags!

Firstly, sorry about your dad Rie. As has already been said, if you want to rant and offload, feel free to do it here.

Scan went very well. I have a 16mm follicle on my right and an 18mm on my left, so it's "stand by your beds" time. I'm to take my trigger injection tonight and, in theory it will make me ovulate on Friday. HWHNN is not back till tomorrow night, but nurse says the injection won't work that quickly. Her concern if I wait till tomorrow to inject is that one of the smaller follicles might keep growing and I end up with a chance of triplets again!

At the races now, so catch up in full later.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 24/10/2012 14:30

Do you mean the universe may have been kind enough for you to ovulate when HWHNN has actually been in the vicinity? [hsmile]

FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 16:41

Looks like it [hgrin]

maamalady · 24/10/2012 16:55

Ooo, so exciting! Fingers crossed, Frankel Grin

eurowitch · 24/10/2012 17:01

Sinky I saw that story. It properly warmed the cockles, that did.

I saw donkeys on my country visit last weekend. They were lovely. Watching my little niece feed them grass was very touching.

Woo hoo FSR! That sounds perfect!

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 17:23

So... Who's doing the new fred?

I'm not cos I did this one.

FSR- excellent news. Ovulation-tastic.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 24/10/2012 17:28

Ovulation-tastic oh we're so adopting that! [hgrin]

raspberrytipple · 24/10/2012 17:46

I couldn't possibly start the new thread, I've only recently joined and more importantly I am not funny :(

Sorry to hear about your dad rie.

Congrats on the follies Frankel! God imagine having triplets. That thought scares me although if it was a choice between three in one or none I'd def go for the three in one!

So, I'm getting fertile CM but ov sticks aren't picking anything up. Does that mean I've bought duff sticks? They were cheapo ones .....

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 24/10/2012 17:55

I never got clear positives on the cheapies. Only had success with the clear blue :) ones. I'd say get sechsing!

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