Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

[sinkyroselee]

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

This is true. I'm liking Victorian Gentlemen.

We could do Bond? Next fred will go over the release of Skyfall?

Oooo Bond sounds good. We could all be dead sechsy Bond girls, lounging around in our bikinis coz that's what childless women do.

Bond sounds good to me. I have always wanted to be a Bond girl

Skyfall on Friday, squeeee! I think we'll be out to see it next week. The trailer looks so good!

Hooray for appointment battles won!

norf I'm glad they've seen sense. Fertilise that egg and put it where it needs to be. I'm confident this is the way to get you diffed

sink glad you're moving forward.

frank glad it's working. Triplets would be awesome in someone else's belly!

I am late because I haff been at the work place all day. I have swollen ankles. They are not used to being stood on for 12 hours!

And we can all dtd whilst dreaming of our favourite Bond...?

[rubs Faithy's ankles]

We've booked tickets to see Skyfall on Saturday afternoon. We did apply for tickets for tomorrow's premiere through Tickets For Troops, but sadly to no avail. Particularly galling when I found out that Benedict Cumberbatch is a confirmed attendee. Obviously he would have been utterly enraptured with me and we'd have driven off into the sunset to have lots of wild sechs

Only joking HWHNN!

Victorian gentlemen or Bond works for me.

If Bond, we can all get fluffy white Dr No Persian cats as fur baybees. As that's the other thing The Barrens do.

Bond would be good too. And topical. (can we put Victorian gentlemen on the back burner? We've got to do it at some point!)

If we're picking favourite Bonds, we'll have to dust off the cloning machine to create Daniel Craig after Daniel Craig. I'll take the one in the slightly dishevelled suit (sans tie of course).

This fred has lasted less than 1 month, so I'm sure we can fit in Victorian Gentleman in time for Christmas.

I will dally with Sean Connery while the machine is working. You know, to be helpful.

Hag to honey in 72 posts.

Victorian gentlemen might fit nicely round chrimbo with a bit of wassailing?

Roger Moore is my favourite but the idea of having sechs with him has been spoilt by seeing him on the One show last week and realising he's an old man

Thanks for the ankle rub frank. Propping up on pillows tonight!

But can the hairy, spotty BESH pull off a Bond girl feem?

I have a lovely image of sinky in an Ursula Andress bikini, wandering through a Norfolk cabbage field, looking for cabbage leaves to create a slinky cocktail dress.

Why, Norf' how kind. I haf often thought of myself as a bit of an Ursula Andress look-a-like.

Arf.

Fear not. The cabbage leaves and bean bags from the woo fred are here somewhere.

Sure we can all throw a little something together from this pile of crap

Crap crap crap.

For some reason everyone at work feels the need to ask if I'm ok today. And now I feel like crying everytime they do.

Fecking wimmin hormones.

Right sided pains and promising knicker watching might suggest I ovulated in last couple of days...

I think I am officially mental

Join the club, sinky!

I like the Victorian Gentleman idea too (but am veh veh excited about Bond). As someone said, I think VG could make a good pre-Xmas theme as most of our Xmas traditions come from Victorian times. And in the mean time we can spend a few weeks lusting after Daniel Craig....

FSR I'm jealous that you are going to see it so soon!

I think the menkul gets to us all at times sink. People being nice is almost as bad as people being mean!

Well baybee is being a monkey still! Today s/he was curled up in a cresent shape over my uterus so head down! After lots of effort (while I needed a wee of course) we have an official date now of 23rd April so I'm now 14 weeks. Bit weird because that would mean I conceived on the Tuesday but I didn't see any EWCM til the Wednesday! Based on this I would reccommend sechsing from immediately after the droid departs, it seems the Saturday sechs was the one that won the baybee Still nice to see him/her again. 20 week scan just before Christmas so hopefully we can get colour specific clothes in the January sales! what's the betting s/he has their legs crossed!

Sounds like he/she's going to be a handful Faith

I got a rush of pant snot this morning and in getting constant stabbing pains on my left side - where I have my 2 follicles. I'm wondering if my body is going for a "screw you" attitude and is going to ov of its own accord HWHNN is away until Thursday night, but we did get some sechs in on Sunday afternoon, so we might be ok, especially considering what you've just said Faithy [grib]

[grib]?! WTF is that?! Obviously I meant