Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

[Kittenkatzen]

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

:o

Ummm, what is AF???

I really should do some research shouldn't I

AF - Aunt Flo/period

Aaah, it's all so simple really

I spent ages trying to figure it out... Was thinking it was short for some sort of medical term I didn't know

Evening shaggers!

Welcome RockChick - more sex and less condoms sounds like a motto for all JSers

Nicki sympathies, tiredness is a real impediment to this JSing business. Nice to know the lube seems good though!

Andie sorry about the BFN, when is ERTD due? Could be too early...

Notso rubbish about strange ERTD, almost over now though and back to the shagging!

I think DP and I are really helped in our JSing mission by the fact we live in a country with really awful telly. Much more likely to get down to business on the sofa if there's nothing good on TV, in my experience!

Evening!?!?!?!? it's quater to 3, don't scare me like that woman.

I almost had a heart attack, I have too much to do before evening.

we live in a country with really awful telly

Just realised you're in another country.....although you could be describing England, we do have pretty crap telly

I'll let you off

Lol LadyJean, trust me, British telly is 1,000 times better than what we have here!

Time zones still confuse me a lot - I hate how I log on here in the morning and have missed loads of good chat

On which - off to bed for me, happy shagging everyone!

notso were you lying or sat down for a while before you ran down stairs? I usually have that issue in the morning, and only days 2-3 when flow is heaviest
nicki exciting count down.

Afternoon lovelies. Had a manic day so far and no time to come and say hello.
Well the good news is that sly lube/ Brazilian worked and DH was... Well ... UP for it.
Bad news is that by the time that happened I was late for work and had to give it a miss.
So deception part two is to get up earlier tomorrow and try same thing. Don't think I'll ov till sun so still a few days to perfect plan

frustated lying down.... it seems ok today!!!!

hooya do not go to sleep...stay awake with us!!!!

I thought the idea was no condoms at all....
just saliva??? eeewwwww

I am really happy for everybody in the whole wide world that are on Facebook book and find themselves pregnant....Happy because life is to be celebrated! And Pregnacy is a blessing visited upon some...
I do not want your baby I want my own naughty little one ...but please understand that everytime I have to "like" or "sweet coment" your photos,drawing etc I die a tiny weeny bit inside. Not of envy, not of anger,I just die a little bit of sadness....
and the I go and eat a piece of cake with a large cup of tea and hang around this fred!!!!!
Afternoon ladies!!! ANd apologies for ranting...

lol your cloak and dagger antics are sure to keep us entertained.
Hooya JSing would be helped in my house if XBox didn't exist (and there weren't two toddlers running around!) ERTD due at weekend so I could have been a tad early, time will tell.

Hello, can I join in? I've been TTC for the last couple of months or so, and been lurking around mn since, Lol I'm glad that the sly lube worked last night, I think I might have to give that a try, I know dh wouldn't like it if he knew, but you never know,a bit of gentle deception may work wonders!

Hello, can I join in? I've been TTC for the last couple of months or so, and been lurking around mn since, Lol I'm glad that the sly lube worked last night, I think I might have to give that a try, I know dh wouldn't like it if he knew, but you never know,a bit of gentle deception may work wonders!

oops sorry about double post, got rubbish internet here!

welcome over here teaandcakes....I love gentle deception!!!

Welcome Rock, double welcome to teaandcakes who seemed eager to join

Andie, it's too early for BFP's you & I need to wait until next week...or the weekend..or tomorrow.

notso, I have a fb 'friend' (someone I used to work with who is more trouble than it's worth to delete) who has been daily updating in the morning about how much she 'luffs being preggo with our special icckle boy' but by the afternoon 'is fucking sick of this feeling sick & fucking headaches arrrgh' I die a little inside everytime she posts. Plus I want to her so I know what you mean!

I'm not feeling positive about getting a BFP ever this month.

Hello shaggers! Glad to see everyone's carrying on in style . Welcome to all the newbies

Our holiday shagathon is going well so far! Interesting discussions on the saliva, I had no idea, but I guess it kind of makes sense. Talking of which, anyone know if chlorine or, umm salt water has a similar effect?

horse can we pretty please hooya the annoying preggo ladies then??? :)
That sounds like an interesting activity when not jsing....
And you never know...bfp could be coming your way!!!

I am getting to dread facebook... I have some reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaly annoying preggers / new baby fb friends, who seem to have no limits when it comes to what is and isn't appropriate to put on there! I have just realised that I have some annual leave coming up... yay! Unfortunately it isn't going to coincide with serious shag week, so will just have to have fun and forget all about that sort of stuff for a few days .... lovely! I will have to plan our holidays better in future (presuming i am not actually going to be Preggers!) No idea about chlorine or salt water, but I'd say I'd probably hope they weren't anywhere near our bits in such vast quantities while DtD that they would matter!

Kitten!! Filth! Depravity! Hope you're having fun

Had a fabulous JS session earlier. So even though I'm not positive about a positive we're having fun

I know how you feel suffolk it's the doing nothing training that's the tiring bit.
Unfortunately I'm too knackered for just shagging well almost

Welcome tea and happy shagging

No time for proper post but I have a tiny tiny bit of spotting. This is either ERTD cruelly early (23 days, like last month), implantation (yay) or wtf! Awful if it is ERTD, can you even get pg on a cycle that short?

Water also kills sperm, I think. Kitten sounds like you are having a great time

Will post properly tonight, potentially while despairing at ERTD...

It depends on your luteal phase, Hooya, as long as you have at least 10 days post-ovulation then yes.