Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

[Kittenkatzen]

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

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Awwww but Kitten when you shortened it to Lanzie it would be so cute.lol
Horse It's both painful and fun. I'm not very good yet so my pushing and shoving for me but still lots of falling. Great group of girls and guys so it's my socialisation for the week.
Hooya Fingers crossed the good signs keep mounting up and all is good on the scan. It will be the longest five days ever!

I've so far spent the morning throwing up but am otherwise ok (and don't drink!) could this + ERTD no show + SBG + sick at the smell of sausages be a good sign or just a lot of coincidences?

How is everyone else today?

OMG andie you have all those symptoms?! Why have you not tested yet?????!

Andie go and pee on something!!! When was ERTD due? Sounds like it may be a BFP for you...

Morning all! Have been taking the 'just shagging' philosophy very seriously this weekend. With a fair bit of for good measure, of course!

Reckon I have been at my most fertile over last few days so I guess it's just time for the dreaded 2ww and hope ERTD doesn't appear.

In the meantime, I had better gird my ransacked loins (or something!) and go and see how much the kids have trashed the house this morning!

ERTD is 5 days late. I tested before I was due because of other symptoms but got BFN,it was probably too soon but I felt a little disheartened so will wait til the end of this week before testing again. Fx.

Perdita Sounds like you've got the perfect mindset for the JS programme.lol
Nic Booooo to ERTD. It chooses the best moments to ruin sometimes.

5 days late?! Go and piss on something!!!!

Andie - it sounds very promising for you!

Hooya - still fingers tightly crossed for you. I hope the next 5 days go by quickly...

Good on everyone for the JSing, let's hope it's a good outcome for all.

For me, I have been feeling crampy for the past day like ERTD is coming. A bit of brown spotting this morning, much to my distress :(. Surely this is a sign of it starting right? I wouldnt have thought this would be implantation or anything on day 25? My cycle is 26 days almost like clockwork! No idea when/if I ovulated, since I dont test etc.

Hmm...any thoughts? I have been sulking and teary all morning. I know there is next month though, I will get over it soon and and soldier on :-)

That's a bugger, pineapple. :-(

I know I OV with or without tests as I get loads of pain over 3 days. Kind of helpful, but evil at the same time.

Thanks Knicker .

andie you mad thing you must have nerves of steel - I demand you POAS immediately!

hugs pineapple, it's horrible not knowing when/if you ov isn't it? I wish there was some kind of definite sign to tell you one way or the other!

Thanks Kitten, the support here does help a lot!

Knicker - just read your message fron today and sorry to hear ERTD started for you also. Fingers crossed for next month.

andie why haven't you POAS yet? Are your cycles regular? Which test did you use, when did you POAS last? At least 5 days would have doubled if not more HCG levels.

Thank you, pineapple :-)

"pee on a stick andie should"

kitten

Can't think of a decent Star Wars quote so andie I shall say 'RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH' (that was my best Chewbacca impression, I said 'PIAR!') & to Suffolk 'RRRRAAHHH' (means 'fx' in Chewbaccian').

Ooh, grim indeed Knicker! we Js this morning and it dislodged the last of ertd, DH was very turned on by it, think his exact words were 'Eww, pass me the towel'.
I once started my ERTD whilst trampolining, vair grim!

for Pineapple

Hope everyone has a decent week! DH has annual leave booked the week after this, PIL are coming to stay for most of the week (to baby watch)...kitten, thanks for the Arundel suggestion (Wetlands centre, castle & Amberley museum place swung it for us)!!

Ha ha, Woman! H2B's words were, 'this could be messy!'. Equally turned on, it appears. :-)

Ahh cheers Horse!

Am still waiting for full ERTD to start, nothing since that spotting this morning. I just wish it would hurry up and get it over with it . My guess is tomorrow...

Wishing you all a good week too! First week back since being on holiday, sort of dreading it but it'll be good to get myself absorbed in work.

Hi all!

Delighted to find this thread as DH and I are wanting to start TTC either Nov or Jan. Got a date to get coil out in Nov but may wait until post Xmas drama etc.

I do not want to get bogged down in ovulating, temp, best position, best knickers (unless they are a bit kinky of course!)

I like the idea of JSing to see what happens.

DH thinks we will be pregnant first time but I have explained it doesn't quite work like that.

Anyway, as I said delighted to find likeminded people.

Sorry for interrupting the thread with a slightly non related post!

xx

Hello shaggers! Proper lol at the Star Wars references!

Right this is very unlike me but PIAR Andie!!

I am so tired of waiting for my own news I am trying to distract myself.

Perdita I think I missed you joining, I am lurking annoyingly as I am preg but thought I was MC and too scared to join the grads properly. Welcome and happy shagging!

I did pop over to grads to nervously say hi, and I found out why we are called Viroids it is disappointingly not very exciting it was just a phone post and phone changed the word ladies to viroids anticlimax

Pineapple I am still hoping for you, I had days of spotting, after the first few days it just didn't seem right and bfp...

Hi Luisa welcome! This thread never fails to make me smile regardless of how grumpy and sh!t I am feeling