BFP in 2012 Part 3 - let's get on with it!

[resipsa]

I bit the bullet!

DH currently engrossed in finishing an online photo album I asked him to do my fault so I'm in between giving up and going to bed as I'm knackered and waiting and being too knackered anyway.
Might have to try Bj tomorrow morning last resort as too much effort

Did you get laid then, Lol?!

Ha ha love the convo last night
I've not done the old bj thing for a while seems pointless when you need the sperm the other end!!
Yeay for lol opk, we had the same day surge so another testing buddy for me and when!
I didn't manage last night. Home at midnight and dh fast asleep! Hoping fri night was the one but will defo persuade him tonight as a last ditch attempt, im sure he won't mind if it's because of the and I maybe promise him some things, in dh case it be affection, he loves to be stroked ha ha

Hee hee I feel naughty - have crept out of the house to buy brekkie and 'accidentally' found self enjoying quiet coffee on own in a large well known coffee shop - bought a mag too! Feel a bit naughty - that's what being a mum does to you! Woke up at 6.15 and so pissed off I couldn't get back to sleep so jut thought sod it!! is lovely...

I've just clicked that if we aren't going to have sex then a BJ will mean his swimmers are fresher next time we DTD.

Last Sat am we had a house guest so couldn't DTD, so I was very nice to him, meaning the swimmers I got on Sunday after my smiley were hopefully rating to go!

And if AF is on a weekend I feel bad, so do that instead! I will be a good wife! :-)

Sounds lovely, fatas...enjoy it as you deserve the break!

Seems pointless when you need the sperm at the other end just spat tea out on the table reading that.

Very glad to have another testing buddy (still gutted I can't test with nic and resipsa).

Haha. I go away for a day and you filthy ladies are talking about BJs and hand love! We are in a mission here, no enjoyment allowed for anyone. Especially not unreceptive DPs! Purely functional deeds!

Nic didn't get laid. Was too tired. Will do so as soon as DH gets up or when I get tired of waiting and wake him up!
True about fresh swimmers! I read that too. That's why I had to bonk last Sunday at the hotel! Bj could be an easy solution!!! And DH will never clock on its ttc related. Hmmm. More deception techniques!

I'm trying to get him on side, Dulcet! Something has to work, surely.

HJs give me wrist ache though, ha ha!

I'm quite cunning, Lol...seeing the bigger picture and hopefully getting a result!

And I may as well get used to doing it as I imagine there will be loads given whilst pregnant!! :-/

OMFG!
EWCM is no longer AWOL. first time I've seen it since starting TTC

Sods law its the day after the night we failed to dtd and are in the middle of a row.

Frustrated make up sex is great fun
Whatever u are rowing about, take the blame and get him into bed!! Ewcm means ov is coming so not too late yet!
I just got laid
Lying down for a bit. Had to be on top as practically raped DH but hey ho! Better than no shag at all!

I never apologise because I'm a bitch house rules state I am and always will be the boss

Yeah, don't show weakness through apology, punish him with sex! Haha!

Pah ha ha punished with sex sounds like a plan.

I like that...you're a bastard. Now shag me as your punishment!! :-)

Coffee all over my 'pooter now ha! God my dh would love that if I punished him with sex :) He's been telling me all day I'm getting it later. We will see if he's still awake then! I've told him he's not to overdo it before next week, and to stop, ahem, enjoying himself in the mornings after I get up!

I sometimes text H2B stating I want sex later that day...it probably happens 20% of the time what with zonking out through exhaustion :-(

Frustrated have u had your punishment shag yet???

OK...so fruity nickname now adopted as it seems so lucky :-)

lolcbcb it's not my punishment it's his. but no, not yet, been to a christening but house is quiet and the mice are sleeping, so may have to take my chance at punishing DH whilst I can get it. and still get an early night

kNicker I love the name change. I must refrain from shouting kerrrrNickers out loud when I read it.

Didn't get a chance to punish DH was planning my tactics But i did get laid.

Have discovered the bottom end of our bed doesn't squeak half as much as the top.

U lying with legs in the air now?

Hee Hee. Loving the recent chats. It really helps to know that I am not on my own in the dtd sagas!!
Wish I was organised enough to get onto mn more regularly!
Well nips are super tingly and crampseverynow and again, but since mc have told myself sternly that these things all happen before period starts so not to get hopes up. Never bloody listen tho aye!
Frustrated, lol, nic, hope your dps continue to play ball.
Hope everyone has been enjoying the sunshine, been feeling a bit melancholy today, last day of summeritus I think!
Going to wait for period to arrive this month rather than pee on money! I do have a superdrug cheapie just in case tho!

Pillow under bum. or I was I'm now washing the dishes.