Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

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Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

Well I did wonder because of the mahoosive boobies winkeers. What kind of test did you use? Can you rush out and get a FRER? I got a fuzzy yes on a cheapie but a clear BFP on one of those with afternoon wee....

Can you put a picture on your profile?!

Well, have a slap with a haddock anyway, just because I know you love it like a fishy old trout. But then post us a goddam picture, woman!

I wondered as well, when you said about the buzzwams...

Are you veiny-Er?!

Do I smell diffage?

I've had a pointless afternoon. I was desperate to hit the shops. It had been ages since I had had time. So we went to Stratford Westfield. It was a failure on all fronts. A) It was hellish busy and full of chavs - I have never seen it that mobbed before. B) Most things I liked were not in my size. C) The changing room mirrors made me look like a hideous wildebeest. I ended up buying some tights, some painkillers for my period pains and a couple of CDs. That was really not what I had in mind for today....

I did find one dress I really liked, but I looked a bit lumpy in it. I have promised myself I will buy it when I have shed a few pounds.

Line too subject to the angle the stick was held at for photographs of the hallucination line. Stick was the cheapest of the internet cheapies. Droid not due til Monday so not wasting money on a frer til then too scared of bfn

I did actually notice thin blue veins on my bazooms this morning

Thanks for the slaps, keep 'em coming.

Is it on your profile yet?

even!

No I didn't photograph it.

Ah leave us hanging! What is the plan? Next test? (I waited a good two hours before peeing on my next stick!)

Well the droid isn't due for a few days yet. If I was a stronger person I would wait until I was due on, but clearly that isn't going to happen! My wee was really diluted (tmi sorry) so might try with fmu tomorrow, or leave it til Monday if I possibly can.

I POAS two days before droid was expected. Tested again twice that night (disbelief) then got a stronger BFP the next morning.

I did not vomit so hard two weeks ago that I wet myself. Oh no

Sick so hard you wet yourselfFaith? Ouch!

Yes it was not pretty! Had to change my jammies

Any exciting stick news, winks?

There was nothing at all there this morning. If it was a trick of the light yesterday it wasn't one I could repeat this morning.

Now I'm late for work and I just want to go back to bed, not go in and be happy shiny smily me.

Oh :( sorry to hear that.

Just started bleeding :(

I wonder if maybe there almost was something, but it just didn't quite stick

Sorry Winkly.

How's everyone else, esp those in the throws of droid?

Bugger, winkles. Have a soothing massage with cod liver oil. Bastard soul-destroying hopes and disappointments.

Back to London today, for next blood test and resumption of work tomorrow :(

Sinky how are you doing? I'm feeling a bit better this morning, although I'm still bleeding like a stuck pig! I managed another lie in though - yay!