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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

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FrankelSaysRelax · 27/08/2012 07:29

Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

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BuggerlugsTheFirst · 24/09/2012 19:34

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sinkyroselee · 24/09/2012 19:41

Well bugs, what with the baby making not going to plan, maybe it's time to make some life choices?... Wink

Like the pit idea.

Especially if it means I'm allowed to call people fucktards when I'm there.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 24/09/2012 20:06

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/09/2012 20:10

Oooh, what did she/you say, Bugger?

I haven't been chatted up for yonks . By either men or women

Northey · 25/09/2012 07:09

Not even my cats chat me up any more. Not since they realised they can get food out of AMNH without half the twirling and flirting that I demand.

Still feeling gloomy and heavy hearted today. Is the pit a separate place, or more an in-fred pop-up concept store?

sinkyroselee · 25/09/2012 07:41

In Fred, bogof kind of thing, no?

In me news, have horrible left sided pains and am convincing myself tis ectopic. Despite negative pee stick and all history to the contrary. My brain says I'm constipated from comfort eating and no exercise, but ghj isn't here to talk sense into me.

Northey · 25/09/2012 07:52

Hmm. I would try two cups of strong coffee and some encouraging words with your colon, myself.

Where are you cycle-wise, out of interest?

FrankelSaysRelax · 25/09/2012 08:00

Yes yes to strong coffee sinky, great for a "cleanse" Wink

Agree that pit is "in fred" [points to corner of room]

Anyone done anything woo lately? We seem to have lost our theme, again!

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FrankelSaysRelax · 25/09/2012 08:01

Oops, forgot, (hugs) and (prawns) for Norf

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 25/09/2012 08:04

Morning miserable bunch, I missed a pity fest by going out with two friends and getting pissed (of about 3 drinks, diffedness turned me into a complete lightweight - literally as well, I bought some jeans a size smaller than pre-diffage).

But hurrah for the decent hcg drop, norf. That is encouraging, in a extopic shitty way.

I agree about coffee, sinky and alternatively I recommend muesli and exercise. If all else fails, panick and call the clinic GP.

Sorry about the two year waits to get to see people in the clinic, all of you waiters :( that is shit. No feeling guilty you teenage whipper-snapper-arie.

All in favour of the pit. I am despairing a little. I've been told the MC was complete, and I am allowed to do everything again when the bleeding stops, but there is this annoying drizzle of brown gunk (that I showed to poor, poor SB, this morning) and at this rate I don't believe it will clear out the sizeable chunk of remaining diffed lining, we saw on the scan last Friday, in the next week... So I called the clinic, panicked, got vaguely reassured, turned down re-scannage (why did I do that?) and tried to hide my general tears behind piles of work. Life is wonderful.

But drinking and eating raw meat was a very good way to spend an evening yesterday. No despair. Just lust upon arrival at home but that is VERBOTEN too until the drizzel stops

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 25/09/2012 08:05

Some haddock to add to the prawns, norf. Anyone for fish stew :)

Woo, that would mean I was trying to get diffed or do they do woo to clear out remaining gunk? I guess the do...

HaveALittleFaith · 25/09/2012 08:23

Probiotics and plenty of water will cure constipation. Believe me, I'm a veteran!

sinkyroselee · 25/09/2012 08:31

Owww! Have vommed up the paracetamol I tried. Can't face coffee. Am gingerly sipping on water. Sat in car. Can't face the walk into work.

Right. Pull myself together.

HaveALittleFaith · 25/09/2012 08:36

sink which side is said pain?

sinkyroselee · 25/09/2012 08:45

Left.

Made it to the office. Going to sit here quietly now.

Northey · 25/09/2012 09:21

lem, can you call back and say that on reflection you would like a rescan after all?

sink, I'm sure you know all this, but if you are light-headed or get shoulder tip pain, it may well be worth a chat with a GP or NHS Direct. I have turned up with a fake ectopic before an they couldn't have been kinder. I had pain and negative preg test and unprotected sex and that was enough for them to send me on to hospital for hcg blood test, in case I was too early for a stick to show anything.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 25/09/2012 09:21

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Northey · 25/09/2012 09:25
sinkyroselee · 25/09/2012 09:25

Er. Cd 82...

Sure I'm just being menkul. I think this is all psychosocial overlay from being told off by clinic yesterday. Or something.

Northey · 25/09/2012 09:30

TEN sample tubes? TEN? I am amazed you are walking. I would be dead on the floor. What on earth did they need ten for? Horrid cold and clinical vampires. That nurse sounds rubbish. It really makes you appreciate the point of gentleness in nurses. You are in such a vulnerable position with them that any sort of brusqueness just makes everything feel dreadful. Can you self-medicate with cake and a quiet morning?

Northey · 25/09/2012 09:32

How close are you to a hospital or walk-in centre? Maybe keep it in mind just in case things get worse, but give yourself an hour to see how things go. I am certain they won't think you a time waster.

Oh hang on, don't you work in a hospital, now I come to think of it?

HaveALittleFaith · 25/09/2012 11:11

sink I think if you can't stomach paracetamol and are only managing sips of water and struggling to mobilise, you need to be seen!

HaveALittleFaith · 25/09/2012 11:20

Ps bugs that's crap. I'm sorry she was so cold and horrible to you. Maybe you should complain about her manner? Glad the ball is rolling but sorry for the horrible attitude you had to face :(

sinkyroselee · 25/09/2012 11:36

Fear not Beshes. Have managed to sort out a quietish morning at work and am contemplating a cup of tea. Will all be fine I'm sure.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 25/09/2012 12:36

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