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Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

Go and buy some more sticks to piss on tomorrow. I should think.

Am savagely hacking at garden. Am scratched and stung to buggery but very satisfied with the destruction I have wreaked on things.

What what?! is there nekkidness in the air?! Yes good woman, more per sticks, stat! Don't leave us yourself hanging!!

Just got laughed out of the chemist .
She asked how many so far and I said 3, and that I just wanted a digital one to you know, confirm...but apparently a £10 one isn't more accurate than the 99p one .
Yep, laughed me straight out of the shop (but gave me something for the lurgy symptoms).

I think I'm too grumpy (and a bit hostile right now) for the pre-natal threads, where do BESHies go when in purgatory?

I tested 15 times in about a week.

If there are sticks left in any of your local shops then you haven't done enough pissing. Fact.
Tis true though the cheapies work just as well but that doesn't mean it isn't essential to see the word in black and white. I'd wait a couple of days till digital though if your line is faint as they are less sensitive.

I did one digital. I needed to see the magic word before I believed it!

I didn't do a digital - would it be too late now? I was extremely restrained, just one IC and a blood test. Am actually tempted by the out-of-date cheapies now, as I would like to know whether the hcg is going down, as I think it is. I'll get blood-tested at the IF-clinic later this week, so it is pointless.

On clinics, hope Rie got on okay today!

Well done on the hacking norf I am going to do some exercise tonight, as it has cleared up and I have done reasonably useful work today :)

I did 11 tests including one digital with conception indicator even though I knew which day I got diffed and a variety of brands in case on type made a mistake!

Congrats ftw

Congrats ftw

How'd it go Rie?

My clinic have told me not to expect to hear about an appointment till nov at the earliest. . And that's with my trying to pull strings.

How are our tartan blanketed ones?

With me. Not with my.

Yes, where is Rie?

Boo to the wait sinky, it's crap isn't it. If its any consolation, time seemed to pass quite quickly between my appointments.

I'm fine though extremely sulky about my moussaka which was just horrid. I might as well have spent an extra hour in the bath.

No pain. No bleeding. No nothing. What sort of a shit drug is this? I'm a bit tired and have dry lips. But that's probably from being outdoors gardening.

Don't know anything about your drug Norf, did they explain what to expect?

I'm meant to get cramping, I think. And a bit of gunk as the thing does and the womb lining breaks down. I just want to feel somethkng, to reassure me it is working.

I really want to know how the mermaid's FC thing went.

as the thing dies

Did they give a timeline? A few days, a week? Totally understand you wanting something to happen and soon [gentle fish slap]

Congrats kat - luffly news :)

Ooh, we have a differ? Congrats!

Well, appt was ok. Not bad, not great. I have the ovarian reserve of an octogenarian, apparently, though he didn't actually mention that but until I asked what the results of the AMH test was. I'll say that again - I asked what the results of the tests were and he said "Fine, all normal." So I asked "I don't know the AMH result yet," and he said "Ah. That. Well, that's very low." YOU FUCKER! Why on earth not mention that until I asked?

Anyway we're on for IUI just as soon as they get it sorted out and see how that goes.

What the hell is that Rie?! Looks like someone melted Morph! [disclaimer, I realise it is a member of the fishy family]

Sorry the appointment was mixed. Bloody Drs not giving out all the facts [shakes fist]
So is it a case of "you're in the system, we'll call you when there's an opening" now?

It's the most disgusting fish I could find

Yes. Am in system. Triffic.

Well it's progress rie, though what a git for saying its all fine but then dropping the AMH bomb on you when you pushed!

norf my tip if you want to stay in the bath a long time is take the bath panel out and pop some loft insulation underneath. Et voila, hot bath for ages! :)

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