Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

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Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

Welcome home euro!

Welcome home euro! And well done on contemplating running!! Hope you'll enjoy your time with KFZK and produce the perfect egg between now and your next trip.

Ta for the gin and chocolate. Will save the former for later this week (have a scan to confirm MC on Thursday, until then I am behaving as if diffed, but I have issues being good about folic acid).

Also FTW I found your other fred. The lovely beshes got there first, and I concur with everything said. Also, insist on getting answers while you at your appointment, because it might be a while before you get to see a consultant again!

Ooh hello eurostar! Fingers crossed for excellent egg/sperm/sechs combos this fortnight, then.

Blood taken. Now killing time for an hour before results.

Go and see the Pygmy goats norf, their little clippy cloppy hooves can take your mind off it all

nice to have you back Euro.

Am meant to be doing some overdue work today. Meh.

Can you feed said goats, or can you just look at them?

I have been to church and really enjoyed it. Time to get the washing on the line and do the ironing before giving DNephew his giant cupcake birthday cake baked by my own fair hands :) oh and Woody of course

I have scratched their goaty noses and patted their dear little rumps. Now back on the ward waiting for results.

[sets up folding chair to wait for Norf's results]

Bit early for the hard stuff, gin infused [tea] anyone?

Oh. That'll teach me to not check the list.

Does anyone really use brew in preference to tea?

My blood is still being spun in the whizzy spinning thing. I am still plugging through bastard boring To The Lighthouse and thinking about likelihoods. I reckon the most likely thing is that it will have gone down again. The second most likely is the leftover stuff. The third most likely is the twin thing. The least likely is the miracle rediffedness option. The least likely being, of course, the most desirable to me.

Jaffa cake anyone?

I'll take a Jaffa cake, fsr. It'll go nicely with my antihistamine. Have been having odd chest pains - think it might be an allergic reaction. We went for a family meal last night, with SIL an the new baby. I'm 99% fine about it but the other 1% just wants to yell "it should have been me!" Tina Turner style.

I used to imagine being like Muriel in Muriel's wedding like when will it be me?!
Good on ya for the 99% fizzpot. Keep on eye on those chest pains.

I'm not a fan of the Jaffa cakes to be honest but does anyone want a nibble on Dnephew's giant cupcake? Chocolate cake with Betty Crocker frosting and buttercream for the centre :) its hiding in the fridge and I'm resisting any temptation!

Ooh. I'll take a Jaffa cake. Hope no one minds if I do my usual peeling off the orangy bit to eat first?

I'll have some giant cupcake too if you're offering

I'll post a picture of it if you like?

Ooooh, do. I'm totally crap at baking (not bad at cooking, and awesome at risotto and steaks, but terrible at all things cakey) but am v good at admiring.

Um...hello?

Sorry for prolonged absence. I have been having Mad Mad Times. I will try and catch up but may be a while

I am no baker. I learnt to cook a few years ago (not til my mid 20s, before I only 'cooked' what was essentially heating up - pizza, fresh pasta etc). I massively struggle with baking but this appears to have been successful....proof of course will be in the eating.

Hiya riebie. Look forward to hearing all about it.

Still no fucking results. When should I refuse to wait any longer?

Ooh! Cakes and jaffa cakes and riebiejeebies! What sort of mad times?