The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

[BeedleTheBard]

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

frootz do u mind if i ask ur ttc history?

Frootz woooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhoooooooooo see a rat, smack it

Right, I need a thorough list of symptoms. And don't worry about the drunk thing, minifrootz isn't sharing your blood supply yet. I am so excited for you. Sweetie any news?

Oh and that's a lot of sex Frootz

80 days!!!!!!!!!! good greif. is this ur first dc?

I ave just seen your symptoms Frootz 'twas me with the twitchy eye and tugging womble

ooooooooo maybe where are u at is it too early to test

14Dpo face but I normally have a 14-15 day luteal phase. Trying not to get too excited, have first gynae appointment on Friday!

i think ur defo diffed buddies!
fingers crossed for maybe and a sticky one for frootz

YAY!!!! Congratulations Froot!!! Brilliant news!

Maybe crampy womble* is a definite symptom! I'm watching you .

God, it seems like everyone where I live is bloody pregnant . I'm getting a bit at all the fecundity round here as it seems to go hand in hand with a massive sense of entitlement. No, being pregnant does not mean you can expect the elderly disabled lady to give you her seat on the bus. Engage brain, dumbass!!!!

And breathe .

I do recommend living in the Islington/Hackney border for conception purposes though, apparently the birth rate is well above the national average! Must be something in the falafel water

ONG

Smegs I have missed you!! How are you? I bet you aren't enjoying the heat?

Thanks Face

Overground, underground, wombling free.......

i always have that same pic in my head smegs when someone mentions womble

(whoops)

OMG OMG OMG ONG FROOT!!!!!! HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH!!!

Bloody well done love!!

Oh, and don't worry - the Octopigs have agreed to give me a break until next month!

Imps you are an inspiration to us all . Please say you are entering into the Olympics.

Impressive display Imps! I hope you left Mark & Bradders in a fit state for the Olympics .

Maybe I'm very well thanks, after a brief foray into illness courtesy of Pregnacare. That stuff makes me sick! I'm a freak. Loving the weather, am happily pottering in the garden in the sunshine and still cycling, yoga teacher thinks I'm a loon but all docs and midwives are v much in favour .

Looking forward to seeing you all on the grads thread soon - Froot and Maybe very soon

she makes me feel tired! i also cant get the image of a miss trunchbull type woman out my head when imps does these displays. im sure imps doesnt really look like miss trunchbull though!

Ah, I'm glad to hear it Smegs, good for you. How many weeks left now?

Face

Err - 18? 17? Not sure! Due sometime in mid/late November anyway. FX at home too . Very happy about that.

Woo hoo, froot!

imps did you just sneak in a subtle hint that AF has arrived? but kudos on that impressive display!!

Worried that maybe wants to see my insides

Just had a minor break down in bosses office!! She was very nice, told me to stay home after my bloods so I can have some 'reflective' time!!