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The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

981 replies

BeedleTheBard · 02/07/2012 15:22

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

OP posts:
NoMaybeAboutIt · 21/07/2012 09:49

Oh Sparks I'm so sorry. What a bitch she is.

BeedleTheBard · 21/07/2012 09:53

No sparks that's just not fair Sad

OP posts:
keepitgoing · 21/07/2012 10:54

Oh bugger, Sad for you

Imps7 · 21/07/2012 12:15

I punched her in the face for you Sparks. What do you have planned for the day?

NoMaybeAboutIt · 21/07/2012 12:37
Princesslovelyboo · 21/07/2012 12:48

Oh Sparks I am sorry!! She just won't be told she is not welcome. It feels like she is getting ready to come here too :(

SecretSparkle · 21/07/2012 12:52

Thanks ladies but I think I'm actually ok, I kinda new on account of that first temp drop, and atleast it gives me a nice healthy 13 day LP!

imps you shouldn't be behaving like that in your condition!! I will def need to take one of the octopiggies off your hands though!!

Off yarn shopping (hubby had no grounds to refuse today) and then meeting up with my friend and her kiddies for lunch, she knows we're trying so she wont mind a little glumness but to be fair her kiddies are actually like little bundles of happiness, so I won't be glum for long!!!

How are the other 2ww'ers?
imps = differed
*maybe = differed
everyone else = differed

Smile
Geeklette · 21/07/2012 13:06

Oh sparksAF is such a 'mare. It sounds like you have a nice 'you' day planned though, make the most of your yarn shopping and your lunch date. I prescribe wine of your choice (yes, even for lunch!) and every single one of your favourite treats (though stilton and chocolate biscuits don't go well together - fact!). It is good to know you have a nice healthy LP length though.

boo no, AF is not on her way, not in the slightest - latest reports indicate that she is still at A&E following her recent run-in with imps (possibly AF was eating a bacon sarnie?)

imps I also wouldn't dream of going anywhere near your octopigs for a bacon sarnie. They are safe around me, because all I'm having today is chicken and chorizo salad and a roast pork tenderloin Wink

maybe veeery promising indeed, though if memory serves you have nice long LP phases generally, don't you, so a few more days of waiting to see if the sticks prove us brookers right :)

My, ladies, isn't it warm here today! I have to mow the lawn, buy a hedge trimmer and ladders, and sort our back hedge out. Since it's technically our neighbour's hedge, I wonder if he will want the trimmings back...

Anyone fancy coming over for a bbq this week? MrGeek has been itching to light the contraption up since we bought it at the start of 'summer' - we are now finally promised a week of bbq weather and he plans to make the most of it Grin

GreenOlives · 21/07/2012 16:15

Sorry about AF Sparks Hope youve had a lovely day out to take your mind off it. Have a large Wine

Boo Of course shes not on her way to yours - she wouldnt dare with Imps around!

Imps I hope youre wrong about AF but Im glad that Plan B is helping you feel positive Smile

Geek Id love to come for a bbq please Grin MrOlives is also keen to fulfill his caveman makes fire instincts and has promised me a bbq tom once my horrid night shifts are over!

So last night was full of drunken teens celebrating school being out for summer - so the aroma of alcohol/vomit/wee seems to still be stuck in my nostrils despite my long hot shower this morning!- bleurrgh

Hope everyone enjoyed the first glimmer of summer today.

GreenOlives · 21/07/2012 16:31

And to add insult to injury my friend has just texted to tell me that one of the famous (and hot) male pros from Strictly Come Dancing is currently in work and she has had to help him strip off! How is that fair?! Im a massive SCD fan as well! So I got to strip vomit soaked clothes off of teenage boys while she gets the hot dancer - its just not cricket Wink

SecretSparkle · 21/07/2012 16:59

We were over your way geeks we shoulda popped in for a burger!!!

SecretSparkle · 21/07/2012 17:37

Whoops 3 balls of yarn and a tub of buttons and I have absolutely no idea hat to do with them!!

olives ent that always the way?! Might need another shower to finally rid yourself of that teenager smell!!

Don't worry other 2ww'ers AF can't possibly get you while she's around here!! She's being an absolute swine!!! I can't remember last month being this uncomfortable!!!

Princesslovelyboo · 21/07/2012 17:47

Thanks ladies, though I'm still not confident, could go either way! Olives at least it is only your nose that has an assault from teenagers, I am still not over what I saw with my eyes :( Though DS has now gone to Somerset to stay with my sister for 10 days, so I don't have to look at his sheepish embarrased face for a while Blush

Geek I am there, setting my sat nav to Geek, I love a bbq!!

Well I have a busy day tomorrow, we have a baptism and a 40th Birthday party, soooooo I suppose it means a) I will be drunk again :) b) we all know what that leads to Wink c) I will probably leave a badly writen post on here Grin

What are the rest of you up to?

SecretSparkle · 21/07/2012 19:21

Argh Ed Sheeran 'small bump' flipping sobbing now SadSad I was doing so well!!!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 21/07/2012 21:54

Oh Sparks that song always gets me.

Ladies, apologies for me me me, but I am spotting. WTF? I never eve have a LPmof less that 14 days. I'm now only 11DPO. I wouldn't normally spot till the day before, and my last few LPs have been 15 days. My body is broken :(

SecretSparkle · 21/07/2012 22:07

Er maybe implantation spotting?!?!!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 21/07/2012 23:02

That would be too textbook Sparks

SecretSparkle · 22/07/2012 07:50

Morning brookers

I'm up bright and early on a Sunday morning!! Hubby is taking me out again today, to one of my favourite English Heritage properties Grin he certainly is spoiling me!!

boo how's the head? Has AF stayed away?

geek how was the BBQ?!

maybe well?! What are your temps doing?! I have such a good feeling for you!!

Don't worry though imps it's beef sausages and turkey bacon Grin

Princesslovelyboo · 22/07/2012 08:28

Sparks that sounds fabulous! You certainly are a lucky lady! AF is not here - yet, still feels imminent though :(

Well busy day today so I will not be around as much but i will check in for Maybes confirmation Wink

NoMaybeAboutIt · 22/07/2012 08:29

Morning all.

Sondw like you have a lovely day planned Sparks. I hope the sun is shining for you.

My temps are lower than yesterday but still up. I will not be impressed if my LP has been shortened, 15 days down to 11?

Ooh, and I would quite like breakfast in bed too please.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 22/07/2012 08:59

Boo I will have none of that talk, AF is not knocking t your door. She wouldn't dare after what Imps did to her Wink

Geeklette · 22/07/2012 09:16

sparks what a lovely DH you have there, he knows how to spoil you :) I hope AF is playing fair today and not treating you too roughly.

maybe 11DPO is not too late for implantation spotting, nor for an implantation dip. Brooking that this is your month!

boo I am very disappointed in you. No drunken texts. Must try harder! Hope you had a good 40th (obvs not your own!)

I haven't heard 'small bump'. Don't think I want to Confused

No bbq last night, the chicken marinade we got needed two hours which would have meant having the bbq for about 9.30/10pm. So, change of plan and it will be today instead.

Got a set of hedge trimmers yesterday, the extendable kind that also trim at 90 degrees so you don't need to stand on a ladder. Today, I am dangerous!!! I think I'm just about getting the hang of this weekend lark. I slept til nearly 9am this morning. I'll have it licked by tomorrow Grin

The sun is shining here brookers, I'd almost forgotten what that was like! Hope everyone has a lovely day with lots of fun and non-pork BBQ food Grin

NoMaybeAboutIt · 22/07/2012 10:12
SecretSparkle · 22/07/2012 10:16

Maybe Im still brooking for an implantation dip!!

Geek I shall be passing through your town on the way out today, I shall be looking at all the houses wondering whether Team Geek live behind each door!!!

Boo AF is not on her way, not while I have her occupied over here!!! Dont worry lovely you'll get that BFP!!!

Geeklette · 22/07/2012 10:32

any more for any more?

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