The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

[BeedleTheBard]

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

In my defence Gen that was the year my parents moved house and the books obviously got 'lost' in the move....one of the books was a maths puzzle book, gosh I was such a geek then! If I give the books to charity would that help?

Froot how inconsiderate of your ex boss to have his leaving drinks on a Thursday and then expect you all to come into work the next day, good call going home early!

Cartoon you will get there and you never know some of the preggos you know may have had difficult journeys too

Sparkes is everything still looking promising? Are you going to be PIAR anytime soon?

Good luck on mission accosting Geek

Imps I also won't go for one of your octopigs tempting as they sound

solars never POAS ever again!! EVER!! until my monitor tells me to

Hmm well given your reassurances (although I note that not a single one of you said "sorry" ) I will come back.

BUT! If I ever see any of you anywhere near any of the Octopigs with a knife and fork and/or 2 slices of bread, I will hunt you down.

Hubby just asked if I wanted sausages and mash for dinner

am watching you Sparks.

Hello brookers!

I'm back from my hollibobs. Sorry for lack of postings. Internet access was pants plus my MN app crashed so have had to reinstall it. I have absolutely no idea what has been going on in brooking land. Am off to a leaving party in a min but will catch up tomorrow.

Bloody AF managed to track me down to deepest darkest Wales so have been a grumpy brooker. Hope everyone is doing ok

Postwar have not read up thread, this will be all about me, i need one me you do(Mr multiples) to scratch out my eyes and bleach my brain please [begging emotion]

you see the thing is, DS1 is 14, and he didn't shut his bedroom door, and i saw him doing exactly what you think i saw him doing exactly :(

God knows what a postwar is, i am on a new hand held computer thingy, and i think i have Imps fingers, it should have said sorry!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Boo!!!!! Oh god you must be traumatised

Cupcakes hello!! Sorry AF got you but I hope you had a lovely time in Wales nonetheless. Did you see any sun??

Welcome back cup

Argh boo awkward!!! what did you say?

What can you say except 'son if you must please close the door' Twas awful, i mean i know he does it, but knowing and seeing ......... Oh someone pass the eye bleach!!

I'm embarrassed just knowing lol

imp has AF stay away?! Did the spotting stay just that?

Sorry ladies - no scan today so no scan news for you Im afraid, thanks for thinking of me though. Next one is scheduled for 30th July! My news is that Im on nights and Im tired and I feel sick! :(

cups lovely to have you back, which part of wales did you go to?

boo that is ick, there's no other word for it! You handled it admirably and if it's any consolation there is no way that you can feel any more mortified than he himself is feeling knowing his mum saw him doing that which must not be seen!

sparks pant-gate/FF preggometer update please :)

Finally finished my 'little' task at quarter to ten last night. Crawled into bed as I was absolutely shattered, and the minute I put my light out my brain decided to play a little game of insomnia with me until the wee hours. Alarm went off this morning and I dragged myself up in a trance, did all I needed to do, was half way through making sandwiches for work when I realised... hang on, it's bloody saturday! Grrrr....

Mission Accosting begins today. As suspected, MrGeek was too knackered after the exam/drive combo. Shame really, my sex drive is way up there right now for some reason. Had a big blob of pant snot yesterday afternoon, CP seems to be permanently hovering between medium and high these days. Still no demand for a CBFM stick to be peed on, and OPK is still negative. I swear waiting to ovulate is actually worse than the 2ww. At least in the 2ww I know whether I'm in with a chance or not.

Cats have been fed, so I'm going back to bed for a bit. Night night brookers :)

Morning brookers

Ive been for hours, just couldnt sleep!! Temp down but still on cover line, 78pts diffed with zero to remote pant wise (how could I ever look any of you in the eyes?!) feel rough as a dog this morning, which is weird because I only had 1 glass last night!! Been knitting since 6 this morning!!

geek go get some more sleep, by the sounds of it you'll need all of your energy later

olives im glad your feeling sick

imps any news?

Other 2ww'ers?

Poas goddamit woman!!

Surely theres no point with my temps so low?!

Pah to temps Sparks - the only thing wot can tell you if you're pregnant is your wee! Oh, and your blood - but I assume that you wouldn't want to test that at home. When is AF officially late?? I always get spotting for a day or 2 before AF so she will arrive today or tomorrow. Have looked at our Plan B again (yes, we've written it down!) and have got mega-excited again about that so all is good!

Geek you poor thing - why does insomnia always strike when one is knackered and in dire need of sleep? Glad you got the quick task done so quickly!

Boo how are your eyes this morning? Have you been able to look DS in the eye yet today (hold on, it's 7:53 - will a 14 year old boy be awake at this time??)

Maybe how are you feeling this morning?

Morning all, its busy here this Sat morning

boo I'm sorry to hear about your horrific experience yesterday, thanks for sharing it with us :o

geek I hope you've gone back to bed and are sleeping peacefully, remember tomorrow is Sunday so you don't need to get up early then either

sparks POAS POAS POAS PIAR PIAR PIAR

Imps I was horrified to hear of the death threats on the octopigs by our fellow brookers, I hope you've recovered from the trauma :o

Well, I've still got sore books :o but my temps have been quite weird over the last week, unfortunately they've been low weird not high weird, so I'm worried this may be an anovulatory cycle. But I'll probably POAS next week some time.

Poas poas poas poas

Temps are silly, wee is clever

Poas poas poas

Oh my goodness Keep please let that be our new mantra

Sparks things a still looking veeeeeeery hopeful my dear.

Geek hope you managed to get some, ahem, sleep

Cups so good to have you back. Are you refreshed and revitalised?

Boo I cannot help but laugh. I remember catching my little brother doing the thing that shall not be named. From that point on, I made the noise of a small elephant climbing the stairs to give him forewarning

Temps still high today chart is here if anyone wants a butchers. Boobs are killing me and I seem to have a permanent headache. The sun is out though! Woohoo! But we are flooded again. Rubbish. Can someone make me some nice breakfast please?

maybe would you like a bacon sarnie? :o

Beedle'you are cruel

As you were brookers

Second pant check of the morning has revealed a rather present AF!!

Brooking will resume shortly!!