The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

[BeedleTheBard]

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

Solars and Keep great news re appointment and tubes!

Geek also good news re your lovely nurse and appointments.

Imps and Sparks what is going on with you two? Don't your bodies know they are updiffed and shouldn't be doing any of that there bleeding? Buggeration. Hope you are both wrong and this is simply some mild spotting. Or a fake AF like Musical and Smegs had.

Olives are you scanning again today? Brooking for you if so.

Maybe I am still brooking for you too lovely!

Maybe cross posts but how lovely is MrMaybe! He gets you such lovely pressies!

maybe what a lovely dh you have. So sorry to hear about the pg announcement, they are so hard. I'm sure it is hard for the pg person to know how best to do it, I guess alone is good, I might prefer email so as to have time... Not sure. Anyway, you may get your own bfp in six days.

olives good luck for today, come and tell us.

gen how many weeks now? Are you out of the danger zone and able to enjoy it? Have you told people yet?

Thanks Keep and Gen I do indeed have a lovely DH. He is also making me breakfast. Bless.

She did tell me really nicely. It's strange as our other friend (who had her baby six months ago) had two ectopics and two rounds of IVF so she totally knows how hard it is.

I remember getting a letter from our library when I was about 8 years old threatening to take me to court because I'd failed to return Bertie Boggin and the Ghost Again. I was adament that I had returned it so my mum write them a stinging letter telling them where to go and they apologised to me. Needless to say I found Bertie Boggin and the Ghost Again a couple of years later at the back of my wardrobe.

Maybe you lucky lucky thing re the flowers. You definitely have a keeper there!

Morning,

Thanks guys I have a sneeking suspicion my gp is a brooker :) Sweetie I'm not quite mentalling yet but I'm pretty sure I will be by next Wednesday, however I should be thoroughly distracted by my DNeice and DNephew who are coming to stay from Sunday til Wednesday.

Imps another reason is that AF=pregnant a la Smegs style!

Sparkes late implantation?

Oh Maybe it will be you very soon announcing, you mark my words girl and 10/10 for your DH what a sweetie!

Re: library books I too found four books that I never returned when we were packing stuff a few years ago! They were due back in 1984 if I remember correctly!! However I don't recall ever getting a letter to return them!

Gen lovely to see you!

Olives looking forward to your scan news!

Keep so glad to hear orders were obeyed twice even!

As a former librarian (well, Saturday Assistant), I am shocked to my very core at some of your blase attitudes to returning library books!

Keep yes I am out and proud now and still mentalling but past the 12 weeks mark. In fact, 15 weeks already, which seems to have crept up on me!

Maybe I had to tell one friend who has been having problems and I decided to do it via email to give her a bit of time to react in private rather than having to face me and put on a brave face. She was lovely though. Mind you she did know about how long it had taken and the mcs. The whole thing is a minefield and being a brooker has certainly taught me to bear in mind the things that others might be going through, which I hadn't fully appreciated before (scant silver lining).

Froot do you want a nice bacon sarnie and some black anadin (full fat Coke)?

loopz don't die!! Maybe have a bacon Sarnie instead? Although I feel quite disgusted for suggesting it given that imps is carrying octopigs!!!!

Thanks for the brooking ladies, I have a knicker check scheduled shortly, cus I shall be doing it all day to see whether full flow has arrived or not!! So glamorous!!

Sorry gen just realised thats what you said!! Out of interest I'm sipping diet coke, on account of I've been off caffeine for my entire 2ww and now I dont give two hoots!!

a bit sad today ladies. very aware that its not long till i shall have fake smile plastered on face when cousin and friend give birth. i am happy for them i am happy for them. help im a bad actress!
had rageing horn last week i assume brought on by ovulation am expecting af any time from next fri. unless one of them little guys got its tools out and hacked thru the condomand mad its way to the egg making in fact currently pregnant

Oh face it's ok to feel down occasionally, you'll be pregnant before you know it xxx

Sorry those kisses we're a bit excessive but the statement still stands

"lend" froot? I don't think imps will be wanting it back afterwards!

Sorry to hear about the octopiggie-inducedd bleed imps, hopefully next month they won't be quite so squirmy!

Sparks how is pant-gate coming?

After moving house ten years ago I found an old library book MrGeek had borrowed prior to the move, and it had got caught up with packing. It wasn't even a good book! I managed to smuggle it back into the library a few years later - quite a dodgy affair really, because by then they had installed those alarmed barrier things.

maybe It's good that she understood enough to tell you in a sensitive way, but it still doesn't stop it hurting. You are entitled to how you feel. Sounds like MrMaybe is being fab though, and we are all looking forward to your own imminent announcement!

I think my body is back on track now, no more about-to-ov sensations so waiting until the weekend isn't going to be too much of a disaster. Doing a bit of self-brooking that MrGeek will be in the mood for a bit of accosting

i appreciate the kisses sparks. thinking of all the people i know who are currently preggo (fair few if i include brookers) i feel sick, i think its jealousy.
i wish i knew when we could even try. its still like 3weeks till our private clinic app.
i havent read back but slightly concerned about the octopig sandwich!

Since this morning I've checked twice and there's been absolutely nothing there!! So dunno what's going on, another check scheduled soon!! I feel a bit ropey, light headed sort of thing, so who knows!!

I cannot believe that you are all eating my children in a sandwich.

sparks what's your FF preggometer score today?

Today I'm 71pts pregnant, it's was 72 earlier but it does like the cramps I've just been having so readjusting accordingly!!

Imps if it's any consolation, I am totally off bacon. It repulsed me this morning.

Face it will be your time soon, I just know it will.

Glad the ov pains have settled Geek. Hurry up MrG an egg is imminent!

How's the head Froot?! Hair of the dog

Gen I have never lost a library book

me neither gen im a good girl.
good idea froot a couple of hours nap and ull be fine.
imps ill help guard the pigs! im not that into bacon