The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

[BeedleTheBard]

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

Hello ladies, I have returned from my hollibobs and fortunately my caravan wasn't swept away by the torrential rain! Loving the wedding talk, we had our 5th anniversary this year. And I cannot get into my wedding dress anymore the zip only goes up a third before it is beaten by my fatness!

Scan today was all good, baby is doing what it should be for now and making me feel shite so it's all good here. Seems to be lots of you in the 2WW - I'm ready and waiting for a flurry of BFPs

Wohoo!!! Go miniolives!! Glad you had a good hollibob Olives

When we all get together for our brookers knitting night, we'll all have to wear our wedding dresses. Except I let my mother look after mine, and mice ate a big hole in it. Bloody country side. They even made a little nest in it too.

Do you get packers keep or are you literally diy-ing? we have packers coming on weds. I think they're going to be busy! I decided I've pretty much done enough, and am just going to say 'this cupboard' 'that cupboard' 'three bags full cupboard'. I think we'll cope.

We also get the luxury of lots of UK storage, and those packers are coming the week after so we can assess how much we've forgotten in the interim.
We're leaving the house 2 weeks before we fly too, so lots of different packing which is all a bit of a head-duff.

Are you going to let the packers do the marmalade cupboard Whims goodness knows what they will find in there

Maybe i'm thinking a bit of both!!

My wedding dress went to Oxfam, so I won't be able to wear mine, but I could try to get into the corset I had on underneath, but I've not sure I could fit in to that with my post-BF breasts!

I haven't tried my dress on since the day as it is still at my Mums, but I still weigh the same so in theory it should. I haven't had it cleaned either Maybe but we only got married last Aug.

I will post my photo on my profile too. I luff to see what everyone wears on their big day.

Ooooo I do love wedding talk Face how exciting! We have our 3 year anniversary this wednesday!

Great scan news Olives

So glad to hear all is well with you Whims that must have been scary! All this packing reminds me of when DH & I went to live in Oz for a year! Do you know how long you will be away in the USA? and also Keep how long are you out in Thailand for?

at Beedles sore books

Maybe, Sparkes, Sweetie, Boo, Beedle, Frooti, Imps you all sound incredibly diffed to me, looking forward to the multiple confirmations!

By the way if any of you on FB are wondering, I haven't de-friended you all, i've deactivated my account, as I really don't use it that often and friends keep sending me messages on there and when I don't respond they call or email worried that i'm ignoring them so I thought the easiest thing would be to deactivate my account and they can contact me by other means! Sorry that was a bit long winded!

It's been a very busy day for me so off to sit in front of the tv to unwind!

Hi solars I'm there for a year. No packers, whim, and dh has to work till soon before we go, so its just me, and my mum for a couple of days. Argh. Have just got rid of two chests of drawers through freecycle, only put them on at 2pm! Tempting to get rid of everything but dh forbade me being too ruthless... Agree the multiple packing is the hard bit!

We need a bfp. Lots of people are almost there, can't wait...

Ooh olives more good scan news! Congratulations

My wedding dress went to a local charity last October. It didn't break my heart to see it go, as the marriage didn't last. I was much skinnier smaller then, but needed a pair of strategically placed socks to give myself any shape in it. MrGeek and I have been engaged for about 9 years now and I've lost track of the number of dresses I've decided are 'the one'.

keep you are very brave doing all that packing. I've still not fully recovered from the shock of moving house last October, it took three months to pack, and we still haven't finished unpacking at this end!

whims If we had had the money we would have had packers from day 1. It is definitely the way to do it!

olives lovely to have you and the miniolive back with us, glad to know you weren't washed away :)

solars you're another globe trotter then! So many travelling bods on this fred... I feel quite at only having been out of the UK twice once on a French exchange trip with school, once on a long weekend to R. of Ireland

Wasn't it quiet in here last night! What did everyone get up to? I went to bed at half past eight

I'm having a belated Friday 13th today. So far I have jammed my finger in the bedroom door and raised a nice big blood blister, and sprayed my face with catfood. There's bound to be a third thing!

Good luck to everyone in the 2ww - I think that's just about everyone apart from me and the up-diffed ladies!

I went to bed early too after I started crying because my banana didn't peel properly!

Temp is back up this morning, but then my bodys done this to me before giving me a 17 day lp, hoping that doesn't happen again, by 14dpo I want either AF or preferably a BFP!!!

Sounds like you should go back to bed geek

Morning, i went to see Magic Mike last night, it was very...... educational!

Morning all

What is magic mike? And why was he educational, you have got me thinking now & these sort of thoughts aren't good so early in the day

Sparks, unexplained overemotionalness is true sign of DIFFED !!!

Geek I too would take today as a duvet day just as a precaution nothing else occurs

I have woke up to spots, I never gets spots - I have a matching set either side of nose, 2 on my chin and another onmy jaw!! Bring on the concealer

Good morning one and indeed all! Hope you're not all having mornings like Geek. Of course Geek we don't need to remind you what excessive clumsiness means, do we...

And as far bananas Sparks... you iz well like the most preggo bird on this thread fo' SHIZZLE. What DPO are you potentially today?

Loving all the wedding memories - I've only had one to go to thus year which is a shame - I love a good wedding, me. Wouldn't want one of my own though!

Boo - who is Magic Mike??

Spots Sweetie!!! How exciting!! What DPO?!

Spots sound good, sweetie!!!
I'm not in tww, geek, will ov some Tim from sat, i'd think. We need to spread out the bfps, you see ;)

Goooooood Mooooorning Brooker-nam.

Spots Sweetie oh my, I can smell the HCG from here.

Sparks if you are crying at a banana, then I think it must be twins. I am simply brooking no argument.

Boo Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Filth

Geek I too went to bed at 10. Have been very tired the last few days. Didn't want to get up this morning either. I hope nothing else nasty has happened on your Friday 13th re-run.

Imps I have another wedding coming up this year. Very exciting. If MrMaybe and I decide to have a wedding re-run, you are most deffo invited

Tired, maybe?

All together now...
DIFFED!

There are clearly soo many diffed birds on here today, I feel another tripe whammy coming up! :)

Yes Maybe 50 shades of Magic Mike is my next project I will link to Magic Mike later when I am back on my computer for those who need to know what it is which is everyone!

Boo am now very intrigued by mike and his 50 shades of smut

Whim was saying 3 ladies reading 50 shades in the EPU some people have no shame

Must be the time of year for spots

Am of back to fertility clinic now to ask all the questions I should have asked last time but was too shocked to even speak keep brooking that they have my blood results and can actually make a diagnosis this time before recommending immediate ivf

I insist that you ALL renew your vows in a lavish ceremony (including free bar) and invite me as the guest of honour. If you could arrange yourselves so that there is one ceremony per month that would be much appreciated, thanks.

Had some watery pink discharge upon wiping this morning. I have chosen to ignore the possibility that AF is on her way and instead am happy to confirm to you, my closest imaginary friends that it is an implantation bleed and I am diffed with at least twins, if not triplets.

OMG imps you're having 8 babies?! That's just greedy (p.s can I have one?)

How are my fellow 2ww'ers today?!

Sorry short post as in office with other peeps today!!

Oh and I think I'm 10dpo today, and with my temps back up I've decided yesterday was my implantation dip!!!