The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

[BeedleTheBard]

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

Hello everyone
Thanks so much for all your brooking and happy thoughts. When my husband was in hospital, I knew it was bad because I got brought a cup of tea. At the EPU today (quite possibly the most tense place I've ever been) I was not offered tea (although another woman was, poor thing). Normally I would criticise the lack of hospitality, but my word was I relieved.

Sorry not to have been keeping up with you all. I've just skimmed through, and have seen drunkenness (good work) and craft room reorganisation (excellent work) and 50 (or was it 20?) shades of grey. We're a bit preoccupied with packing here. Inevitably. However, I'm spending the rest of the afternoon eating cold pizza and knitting on the sofa (even though they didn't tell me specifically to rest).

And I'm diverting all the brooking back to you lot. I've got a special mirror to reflect all the rays being sent to me back to the brooking community.

Oh, and I meant to say face we all went through a phase of putting wedding photos on our profiles. I think mine's still there, and I imagine some other people's are too. (although my photo is just me standing in the attic wearing mine to prove it still fits 8 years later)

How exciting to have a wedding to plan!

epu is a horrible place isnt it. i think of it as the place where babies die but i think thats just me. im gunna see if i can find ur photo in a min whim.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/wedding/1516542-shoes
that is where i am discussing shoes.
beautiful whim and well done for still fitting in i have even now put on some weight from when they measured for my dress need to start pointing again! blooming weight watchers! points will be the death of me im sure x

Oh Whims so pleased you didn't get a cup of tea and even more please that for you EPU is the place where you were reassured that like whim was absolutely fine. How far along are you now? Ponders the lengths some Brookers will go to just to get another scan be if you don't mind, please don't do it again!!

Face such a pretty venue, you could really go to town couldnt you?! I totes cross my heart that I won't show anyone, or comment on it via your facebook wall!! All my wedding photos are on facebook too if you want a nosey!! will need links to possibly bm dresses too!!!

little whim, not like whim!!

face, yes, link on FB then we can look! I want to see the dress!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/wedding/1516542-shoes

ok ive done the fb link

whims so pleased to hear that everything was ok. I've just had to scan the fred quickly as work's been mental this morning so not had a chance to keep up but my heart was in my mouth when I read about your bleed. Glad you are taking it easy with your feet up.

cartoon looking forward to seeing your pics on fb, I can't look at things like that at work (esp when I'm already 15 mins beyond my lunch hour!)

maybe glad MrMaybe's SA donation went well, brooking for the results to be good.

Sorry, I can't remember what anyone else has said, was too busy concentrating on news of whims.

MrGeek gave his second SA today, we put on the form that had to be handed in about him going in for a cold. MrGeek seems rather pleased with the results though, said it was much better than last time though he found dealing with the receptionists a bit stressful as they were less than helpful. Bought some new sexy undies at lunch, so will keep them as a nice surprise to spring on MrGeek when the time is right (non-ironable though boo - I'd be terrified of melting the fabric!!)

whims so relieved for you. Did they find a reason for the bleed? I have just started packing our stuff too. Tedious. We are leaving most everything here, are you taking it all?

geek how long till you get sa results?

face you are so organised with venue and dress etc all sorted. How exciting!

keep i know but i just think time will get away from me and theres going to be all the stress of fertility clinics and ttc as well soon!!

I think you might be ok Geek ironing my sex nighty has not worked yet, I think I will try not ironing it next cycle and see if that helps, also if I know men and you present yourself wearing new sex pants, they will not be on long enough for him to notice if they have been ironed or not

Whims I am so so pleased for you , brooking spirit rules. Braap.

Face am loving all this talk of weddings. I can't believe I have nearly been married for two years!

Keep remind me, when is your move date?

Good luck for those SA results Geek I hope you don't have to wait too long for them.

Weddings are briliant aren't they, we will be married 6 years next month!! Cant believe it, and I still fit into my dress, even after a ds and 6 years

Geek, I did mean to add my brooking luck for the SA results!

3 years next month for us.

Well done, mrgeek.

Boo well done on 6 years my dress is too big for me now. I now have an uncontolable desire to run home and try it on again. I love my dress

Well done on 3 years Bartlet do you have anything nice planned?

Too big you say Maybe well that's just showing off, though i am pleased mine fits again, it was too small last year, I am the same, i do love my dress, i will put a pic on my profile! later when i remember how

We just had 4 years :)

maybe we fly on the 3rd, though leaving our house a bit before that. How are you, any exciting symptoms?

Ooooh, exciting times Keep! I am 6 DPO with the sorest boobs I have ever had. Temps nice and high, and had stabby pains last night. Nothing exciting though!

Ooooh, yes Boo pic please.

Frootz I still haven't had mine cleaned

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING EXCITING?????????????? Maybe sit down and read the idiots guide to being diffed! There will be a big picture of you

Haha, will I be the idiot or the diffed though Boo..........