The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

[BeedleTheBard]

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

Oh dear beedle it sounds like you might need a more supportive book case if they're getting a bit sore!

Everyone knows sore books is a clear sign of pregnancy :o

I have sore books too

Bugger my books aren't sore! Must punch my books!!

My books are just sort of normal at the mo, i will keep you all posted on them :)

My temp has dropped right to just above cover line no baby for me this month!! Roll on cycle 10!!

oh and my chart Ive added a poll (because Im awesome) can you all have a look and see when you think I ovulated? because Im either 11DPO, 9DPO, or 7DPO

Oooh a poll! Get you! Hmmmm it's not clear when you ov'd is it? What's your usual LP? Has AF showed yet?? She'd better not, if she knows whst's good for her.

What z busy weekend! Did mega loads of jobs and had In laws over fit lunch in Sat. One if my jobs was to clear our my wardrobe of Things I Haven't Worn For Ages and got rid of loads of stuff. Did keep a few things that will be useful as maternity wear though...

Needle are your b

Imps I'm usually between 12 and 14 days (except that one month where it was about 17 days No AF yet, just that nasty looking temp drop!! BUT surely if Im only 7DPO them I could kid myself that it was an implantation dip?! urgh why cant things be easier?!

I have a few clothes too that are now too big for me, that I refuse to throw away 'just in case' but a clear out can be very soothing!!!

oh and who is needle? is your imp-finger-itis back?

Oh bloody hell.

Needle are your books any better? Would they be better on a Kindle perhaps? Poor you - nothing worse than an aching novel.

Boo have you sobered up yet you lush? Might as well make the most of drinking while you can given that you'll be off booze for at least 9 months soon.

8 DPO here - nothing exciting to repeat here - some slightly odd pant snot this morning but nothing too strange.

Oh, in case you don't read the PSEPP thread, Whims is in hospiytl after having a bleed so all brooking needs to be directed towards her today.

sweetie thats cheered me up. sounds fairly simple in the grand scheme of things weve been panicing about wot it mite be when it all could be fairly simples. its my 27th birthday in 2wks. i know some of you will hate me for this. but i feel old!!! and sad cos its one step nearer to 30 and when i planned my life in my head i had at least one child by now. i always wanted to be a young mum(as in 20s) . not that any of u are old and past it of course.

I am finally sober thank you Imps, and just waiting for the symptoms to begin!!

Whims you can have every bit of brooking I have!! Thinking of you.

Morning all, sorry for the radio silence, very busy weekend.

Whims I am brooking super super hard for you lovely.

Sparks I think this may be an implantation dip.

Face you are not old. I too am 27 and also feel old sometimes, but we are simply not.

Imps pant snot you say? Diffed.

Beedle I too have incredibly sore books. Much worse than they have ever been. I feel like I am 14 DPO rather than 6.

And now I can't remember what everyone has said because I am rubbish. But hello to Sweetie, Frootz, Cups, Solars, Scarlett and all other brookers.

Hello you lovely lot! Got back from the festival at 1.30 last night, I drove as dh has gone to work. We had so much fun, and I didn't think of ttc much!

whims sending all brooking power to you

All those on tww, crossing fingers. sparks if cbfm us wring that's pretty damn annoying. Have just seen another thread where it has told people of early ov but was clearly wrong. Lesson to me is keep dtd...

Cd10 but no swi for us till after hsg on Thursday.

No mishaps with mrkeep's sample on Friday. Hope to get results from gp this week so please brook for few abnormal sperms for us.

Will catch up more later

Brooking for your SA Keep. Glad you had a good time at the festival. 1.30am? I had been in bed for hours by then. You are hardcore.

what do you guys think of this sort of thing for my wedding bouquet
www.lovebouquets.co.uk/default.html
i like getting other opionions but im keeping it all secret from my friends and my bridesmaids are preoccupied with imminent births so u lot will have to do x

www.lovebouquets.co.uk/default.html
damn i cant link properly!

face love faux bouquets, I originally wanted something like that until I fell in love with some silk flowers from hobbycraft!! whats you dress like? and your venue? oh and your colours?!! need loads more info!!!! feel free to pm me if you want to talk in depth, I'm allllll about wedding planning, I could be your digital bridesmaid, no immeniant births over here!!!

The link just took me to the website homepage Cartoon. Deffo let us be your wedding advisers! Oooooh we could do a Don't Tell The Bride for you - although not sure how we'd explain how we all know you without outing ourselves!!

Update - all is good with Whims - scan shows no probs.

imps i havent selected a specific one yet just thinking of maybe having one of these. either entirally made of vintage brooches/sparkles or a maybe a mixture with real flwers, rather than a whole bouquet of real flowers. wot do u do with a bouqet of real flowers? i guess just keep them till they die? x

Fab news for Whims so pleased!!

sparks can i trust u with seeing my top secret wedding dress? hehe no showing anyone. cross ur heaert and hope to die and i will pm u a link.
this is the venue whole thing is happening here
www.tallyhotel.com/Site/Weddings/W1.html
at the moment im thinking fushia. but have seen a lovely bridesmaid dress that looks better in the paler colours so that thrown me a bit!

Aw face don't be like that, I luff, luff,luff a wedding. I think we could all be you wedding planners. I think unusual quirky things make your day so special and sets it aside from other friends

Goods news about mini whims - phew

do u all want to see the dress? is it safer to post it on our fb rather than on here?