Afternoon all, well I still feel very excited about the meet last night and keep chirping away to OH about discussions that were had and how lovely and nice and understanding and normal and friendly everyone was. I think I suitably grossed everyone out with a demonstration of my proud finding of EWCM the night before and a recount of how I showed OH with glee
Yes, really. I did. I showed him the small piece on the end of my finger and then stretched it for him. I think he was actually quite interested but also gave me the grossed out my-wife-has-just-scarred-my-fragile-metro-mind-in-yet-another-irreparable-way-with-an-image-I-will-never-erase-from-my-brainhole look. I followed this up with, see it's just like a gloopy bit of spaff.... Ok, ok, sorry TMI

I really did enjoy the party feed although I was a bit disturbed by wines, are you still partying [catbum]
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So for those of you who didn't come to the meet, here is how my journey from Brighton to London went. In case you are a bit scared of the logistics, I can confirm that it was all good, well sort of. euro and joyce definitely have better MN ladydar's than I do :)
Here is how it went:
- Leave work and get on train (stay with me it gets better)
- Receive phone call from sister on train who wants to talk about her pension and her recent work trip to Amsterdam (weird as she never, ever calls - we quite often go months without talking). Sister asks why are you going to London? And I explain in a rather busy carriage and probably a bit too loudly that, "I'm going to meet some ladies I've met on the internet" (actual words). Cue lots of strange looks from people around me. Followed by, "they have the same problem that I do". Sister goes, "well have a nice time" and we move on to her work trip. Absolutely no idea what the people around me thought. But I don't care. I think there may have been an excited bloke sat not too far who liked the lady finds other ladies on internet scenario a bit too much....If only he knew...His fragile male mind would have been seriously warped too :)
- Arrive in London and on tube journey to meeting place keep wondering if the ladies around me are secret MN ladies. Feel like spy in Spooks or other exciting TV drama / film.
- Don't do too well at navigating to venue but have a nice walk along the river anyway and think to myself that I should make more effort to do interesting things in London and stop obsessing about TTC Still feel like an exciting spy in Spooks or other exciting TV drama / film
- Arrive at Venue and see huge queue of people waiting for a table. Starting to feel a bit nervous at this point and panic about finding the other ladies.
- Wait in queue but then realise that everyone is already inside, so waiting for a table is a stupid idea. Also quite excited about le grand reveal.
- March into restaurant confidently (I am a spy from Spooks...ok even I got tired of this by now) and find waiter. Explain to him that I am meeting some friends who arrived half an hour ago but I can't find them. Try to play the damsel in distress. He helpfully suggests that I take a walk around to try and find them. I look at him, panic across my eyes, please help, you have no idea what is happening and say, could you help me find them please? He looked at me like I was a bit 'special' I mean the place is open plan, there are no corners for 'friends' to hide in. Still, luckily he helped and I realised I had already walked past the table, which I had eyed with suspicion already. Ah there you are. I am Princess. Nice to meet you all :) And off we all went.
A summer meet with a picnic in a park would be really lovely. Can we have some sort of secret flag, maybe with a feather attached so that we can I don't look like such a muppet find each other next time? Or a secret ring tone so that we can ring the coordinator and listen out for the sound? I'm not sure what the ringtone would be - suggestions on a postcard? Maybe we should all have the same ringtone so that we can pick each other out of the crowd by in random places anyway....The Sutton ladies could play the game when they are doing the big shop in Waitrose?
lemon sorry about the spotting
I was saying to gin last night that the pointy finger had to be you this month. Hope you are ok. I think critter came up with the tail feather dance (which I still love). Artemis is responsible for the sparkly knobs (which I also equally love. And nope didn't see any sparkly bits poking out of bags or pockets last night). Anyway, big hugs for you. Hope you have a nice month off. My 6 weeks off has done me wonders. I think I'm a bit too chirpy at the moment. I'm still obsessing about TTC (we all agreed this will never go away until head pops out of fanjo and baby screams) but just not is a destructive way.
kitty lovely to hear that all is swell. FX for an exciting scan and healthy mini kitty. It gives me a lot of hope to hear this sort of stuff. Keep it coming!
wine how are you today? I'm glad the purple sausage has gone and that you are able to walk about a bit better. I'm sorry that the doctors have been so crap with your notes. I looked into requesting a copy of my notes on the train last night after your experience (although they can deny access on the grounds that they would be too upsetting - I'm slightly scared that may decline on the grounds of my
pendulum). This is not good. Are you going to complain to your doctor about your anemia? Hope your digestible iron tablets work ok for you and the rich in iron wine . I'm sorry to hear that they need you to do a test too. This does seem utterly ridiculous but it seems to be a stock answer to anything lady related. Got a temperature - go POAS; got a headache - go POAS; midcycle bleeding - go POAS; operation - go POAS; sore finger, ingrown toenail, excess ear wax - oo better POAS just in case. Honestly. I hope all comes back well and there is no more bollocks for you to have to deal with besides getting yourself into tip-top SWI condition.
critter I love the sound of your poetry retreat. That sounds really awesome. Oh and I love the sound of your MIL's daiquiris
I'm not sure that a non-alcoholic vegetable daiquiri would be any good at all
You made me
with your talk about a hip flask at work. I hope you have enjoyed your time away with strangers and that all the TTC stuff melted into the background / provided you with impressive tortured artist material.
Pout-Dave (ha that has soooo stuck) you should defo come next time. I would love to meet you. You are very, very funny. And I can confirm that there were no biters.
Teu glad the job is going well. The first couple of weeks are always exhausting. I hope that everyone is nice to you and that they don't throw too much stuff your way.
Sarlat thinking of you. Not long now xxx
Joyce oh dear Mr Joy, oh dear! Still, at least he wasn't too worried about your whereabouts! Thank you so much for organising last night. xxx
Waves to Frannie, Gin, Euro, MrsD, LadyG, Artemis, Nelly and all the others I've missed.
Finally, I'm glad that I have been signed off on as looking normal by the other ladies was a bit worried that I had a list of ingredients on my head, which stated - WARNING! This princess contains crazy lady hormones, approach with extreme caution
I'm off to have my eyes tested soon. Just another part of me that functions inadequately. I hope they don't do the Clockwork Orange turning eyelids inside out manoeuvrings
Hope everyone has a nice day and look forward to hearing ringtone suggestions 