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Just Shagging - the lazy way to make a baby! Part, um, 8?

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MuddyWellyNelly · 27/03/2012 22:38

Over the last year or two we've had a thread for those who are Just Shagging. Confused by OPKs, too lazy to temp, can't read a chart to save your life? Not quite ready to forgo the Wine? Well stick with us!

Of course it's been SO successful that we're down to a tiny handful of regular posters, as everyone else has graduated and we'll ignore the fact that those of us that are left are probably way beyond Just Shagging. But it's an ethos rather than a strict rule. Come and join the fun Grin.

No rules here, other than EWCM is hereafter known as Pant Snot. AF is known as the Evil Red Tide of Doom (ERTD). Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex Wink

So don your shag capes and throw your legs in the air caution to the wind :)

Old thread here if you want proof it works!

OP posts:
Dexidoo · 07/04/2012 14:19

fraktal that is exactly what I am hoping for! Smile

somethingwittynot · 07/04/2012 16:47

pant snot hasnt come back so implantation could be possible but dont want to get my hopes up!

these links should hopefully work! if not now the hell do i find my profile?

should be my DS

somethingwittynot · 07/04/2012 16:48

more pic spam

vallinnapod · 07/04/2012 20:45

Frak are you back officially?!

I suppose I am too...although not too hopeful. Still no ERTD. Oh and not a huge amount of sex ;)

I may not have JS-ed but I did just pregnancy, just pop and just BF ;)

somethingwittynot · 07/04/2012 23:24

Abut more pale pink pant snot but only on wiping. Countdown to ERTD: 6 days.

somethingwittynot · 08/04/2012 08:07

pink pank snot has gone again. happy easter everyone!

Fraktal · 08/04/2012 08:36

I am val but no ERTD so anyone's guess!

Pinkie29 · 08/04/2012 10:54

Can't stop lol'ing everytime I see 'pant snot' teehee!

Persuasion · 08/04/2012 11:13

Thanks dexi I've been googling, and it seems anything can happen after removal. We've been waiting over a year for circumstances to be right, so didn't want to wait any longer!

I didn't have any more spotting yesterday, and now have watery Pant snot [bublush] so am planning on jumping DH later [bugrin]

Happy Easter all (and happy JSing!)

somethingwittynot · 08/04/2012 16:02

pinkie my DP finds pant snot highly amusing! god im knackered today

noinspiration · 08/04/2012 16:13

Can I join? No idea what half the acronyms mean on here, but I like the ethos. Am ancient, 39, DH even ancienter, 41, ttc for first time. We're going for just doing what nature intended, and if it happens it happens. If it doesn't it doesn't.

Good luck ladies

somethingwittynot · 08/04/2012 16:21

noinspiration i wasnt even trying for my DS so nature did its thing so JSing definatly works! welcome and good luck! more importantly this JSing lark is great fun! Wink

Dysgu · 08/04/2012 17:57

DP is now feeling better (has had terrible rattling cough for the past week or so and 'awful' manflu) so now we can move forward to DTD. Next weekend is probably the start of the best time but we should manage some practice this week - although with DD1 still like a yo-yo at night between her own bed and ours, we do have to listen carefully for footsteps on the stairs!

noinspiration I am the same age as you and DP is 43 next week but we are hoping to JS our way to DC3 - it worked with the other DCs.

noinspiration · 08/04/2012 18:28

Glad to know I'm not the only old gimmer on here Grin and this JSing lark has a confirmed success rate. Agree, it's fun!

MuddyWellyNelly · 08/04/2012 19:00

I definitely fall into old gimmer stakes! Glad to have some company!

Hooray for val and frak being back. U think frak maybe JS Royalty, by virtue of starting the first ever thread? Or was it someone else Confused

and I definitely won't mention I've been shagging away rather fruitlessly in the time you've both been away and had DC1

Hope everyone has had good weekends so far? Ours involved copious amounts of wine last night, which earns lots of JS points. But these are removed again for failing to JS Hmm. We were however staying with friends, sleeping on the bounciest air bed you've ever seen. Actually harm may have occurred if we'd tried. Plus, we were probably too pissed Grin

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Fraktal · 08/04/2012 20:52

Yep it was me. I got scared off the other TTC threads because everyone seemed scarily knowledgeable and serious. I was more 'meh, let's see what happens' but wanted other people going through the same 'ooooh we're making a baby' because we couldn't in RL. And it was more not preventing than actively trying and we were quite on/off about it!

But I'm not really royalty, although you may address me as 'your majesty' if you like Wink

MuddyWellyNelly · 08/04/2012 21:07

Yes m'aam

Grin
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somethingwittynot · 08/04/2012 21:22

well were currently staying with the in-laws but JSing to the extremes. think im wearing DP out Blush [grins] as nothing is TMI in here im fitting it in where possible. a couple of times a day at least young blood here [grins]

somethingwittynot · 08/04/2012 21:45

boobs very sore tonight and had headache and dizziness and nausea today also have had constipation last couple of days. all of this could be gearing up for ERTD though -hopes not-

AWomanCalledHorse · 08/04/2012 21:55

Hey noinspiriation! Welcome!

MuddyWellyNelly, sounds like a good night, although airbeds are the work of the anti-JS devil.

Thanks Persuasion! The patchwork mat was made by MIL, who looked horrified the first time DS peed on it [bugrin]...the DC was made by DH & I Wink
Hope you feel better soon!

babylann · 09/04/2012 12:51

I don't think I'm the youngest on the thread anymore! Boooo, hissssss!

somethingwittynot · 09/04/2012 13:40

bet im the yougest! Blush [grins]

babylann · 09/04/2012 14:14

Yeah! I used to be the baby at the grand young age of 23 (24 now), but I think I've been replaced!

somethingwittynot · 09/04/2012 16:41

oh god i so am the baby! feels to embarrased to even think about telling you lot now cos you will think im much to young LOL!

AWomanCalledHorse · 09/04/2012 19:21

something! Your DS is lovely, how old is he? Wish DH still had the energy for everday JS, you lucky caah Wink

Hope everyone made the most of the long weekend!!

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