Just Shagging - the lazy way to make a baby! Part, um, 8?

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Over the last year or two we've had a thread for those who are Just Shagging. Confused by OPKs, too lazy to temp, can't read a chart to save your life? Not quite ready to forgo the Wine? Well stick with us!

Of course it's been SO successful that we're down to a tiny handful of regular posters, as everyone else has graduated and we'll ignore the fact that those of us that are left are probably way beyond Just Shagging. But it's an ethos rather than a strict rule. Come and join the fun .

No rules here, other than EWCM is hereafter known as Pant Snot. AF is known as the Evil Red Tide of Doom (ERTD). Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

So don your shag capes and throw your legs in the air caution to the wind :)

Old thread here if you want proof it works!

In that case I PIAPLFW pee'd in a plastic lid from washingliquid!

Hi ladies, I've been lurking the past couple of days and finally felt brave enough to pop out and say hello :)

Having had a non existant very erratic cycle since coming off the pill last year, me and DH are still jsing in the hopes that something might happen.

Never in my life did I think I would be praying for ERTD but I just want something to let me know everything's working! However DH is more than happy to let me carry on as I'm jumping him every chance I get, just in case! ;)

horrible horrible day recived a few messages on fb making death threats towards DS. spent most of the afternoon with the police

That's horrible. You must be completely furious. Is your DS ok? Have the police been able to offer you any support at all?

Don't really know what to say, but for what its worth here's a

Sorry, forgot to say hello and welcome to Priscilla Will this be your first.

In the nicest possible way I hope your stay is a short one.

DS is fine and just nodded off. teeth are playing him up big time. they are going to start by tracing the phone numbers left at the end of the messages and may send my laptop to the geeks to see if they can trace anything from there. i dont know what i did to offend someone i dont even know

thanks for the hugs :)

ahh im so rude. welcome priscilla hope you settle in and have fun!

Thanks ladies

Yes prickly we are trying for our first :)

something that's horrible! I hope they find the person that did it x

Right, I just took a test as ERTD was due last Monday/Tuesday and hasn't arrived. I didn't really think I'd get a positive as I think we didn't JS at the right time, due to pure laziness. I wasn't really sure whether my cycles had settled since coming off the pill in Feb.

Clearly I was wrong as I've just got a BFP!!!

Like Livi I PIAPLFW - pee'd in a plastic lid from washingliquid. It obviously works!

My DP is at work all day today and I don't want to tell him over the phone, so I'm going to have to wait ALL DAY until about 9pm before I tell anyone (except you guys obviously). I'm going to go crazy!

Woooo hoooo! Congrats, prickly
Excellent news. When will your edd be?

Thank you! The shock is passing now and the excitement building.

I've just checked that and it'll be 01/01/13 .

Woooohoooooo! Well done Prickly! What a brilliant due date.... You may just be pushing when the fireworks go off... :)

something I hope you're okay. :( Is your profile open? If so, some horrible kids may have come across his name, and they don't even know you. Even so, bloody hell! Where do people get off on this kind of thing? Massive hugs to you. Did the police tell you to delete you fb account, or is it better to keep it open in case you get more clues about who sent them? I got rid of my facebook in January, but it is hard because I used it to keep in touch with a lot of family.
Take care x

they told me to keep it just incase and to call with the crime number if something happens.

congrats pickledid you use any other methods or just shag? my freind had her baby a week early on the 1/1/12 weighing a massive 9lb 14oz. what a way to start the year!

im stupidly jelous of all these BFPs.

most of the packing is done for the big move now know as TBM.

ERTD is due on 10th of may bet it turns up as a sort of moving in present

Nope, purely just shagging. I kept in mind roughly when I should be ovulating, but that about it. I know that's not very helpful, sorry.

For all you symptom spotters out there, I didn't really notice any particular symptoms, or nothing different from those I got when I came off the pill. I maybe have a funny taste in my mouth, I haven't really got sore boobies, although that may be because mine are only little

I've had a look at the anti-natal threads and they look a bit scary, I think I'll wait a bit before diving in to them and just lurk here for a bit.

Congratulations prickly that's great news!

no thats all were doing and will be doing unless we havent got pregnant in a year. im so excited for a baby pickle!

Congrats prickly! So so exciting!

Hello everyone!

Have been taking everything far too seriously TTC for 6 months and this looks like the place for me to make a new start and just shag!

We're just about to have some funky new lino fitted in the kitchen which is my favourite place to SWI. Something about being interrupted from a boring tasks with something more fun

welcome bugoven

well DP is on nights tonight so no jsing here. think i ov 26th/27th so todays shagging could of been good. sigh. have JSed alot this week though

its horrible and grey here. the baby is sleeping how id love to him right now

Hi bugoven me and DH also spent a few months TTC properly but after a while I realised it was becoming more of a chore and he wasn't enjoying it anymore :(
So we decided to SWI instead. Doing it all the time whenever the mood struck us and keeping it fun.
After all, sex is suppose to be enjoyable ;)

It has been fun and I've not told OH fertile days or anything. Think it would be good to put loads of effort into having a happy, full life rather than paying too much attention to my cycles. We're off to Paris in June and making lots of other plans. Just been ice skating and did an adventure activity weekend with work at the beginning of the month so life isn't exactly on hold. Going to see how much else I can fit in

DP just danced naked doing the helicopter with his cock behind MILS back. he is sooooo ready for another DC

something that is hilarious!!

Haha! If that's not trying to get your attention something I don't know what is!
Sounds like you're in for a good evening ;)

Oh gosh something how awful re: threats. Poor you :( hope the police will get somewhere with it. I need mind bleach to get over your DH though with you on rugs beat sofas hands down, although lack of rugs in current abode means I go on top and DH suffers I do remember shagging on a very nice fluffy rug at my parents' place though and trying to be extremely quiet! The bed was super squeaky.

livi and prickly Congratulations, how exciting! The grads thread will be well and truly revitalised. Ramekins were used for peeing because at the time there was a humongous long thread about how ramekins from Gu desserts multiply and a JSer spotted that they were exactly right for peeing in and dipping the test stick. prickly you'll need to start a Jan thread!

blonde we can be near neighbours. I'm in the Indian Ocean :)

Welcome priscilla and bugoven keeping it relaxed is our speciality, as is consuming or gin, as you prefer. In fact as many previous JSers will attest (self included) drinking often results in a BFP! bug Paris is lovely in June but by booking that you jinxed yourself - no wine, no smelly cheese once you get that BFP unless of course you are French because the MW will look at you like you have 2 heads if you say you don't drink at all and tell you a small glass of wine is fine

DS doesn't want to settle tonight, damnit. I want some action!

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