Just Shagging - the lazy way to make a baby! Part, um, 8?

[MuddyWellyNelly]

Over the last year or two we've had a thread for those who are Just Shagging. Confused by OPKs, too lazy to temp, can't read a chart to save your life? Not quite ready to forgo the Wine? Well stick with us!

Of course it's been SO successful that we're down to a tiny handful of regular posters, as everyone else has graduated and we'll ignore the fact that those of us that are left are probably way beyond Just Shagging. But it's an ethos rather than a strict rule. Come and join the fun .

No rules here, other than EWCM is hereafter known as Pant Snot. AF is known as the Evil Red Tide of Doom (ERTD). Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

So don your shag capes and throw your legs in the air caution to the wind :)

Old thread here if you want proof it works!

okay so i got him weighed and hes only put on 1b in 3 weeks. the HV was utter shit though blanked my questions and changed the subject.

pinkie most people would giggle at me to if they knew! eating happens alot sleep happens after though i must say morning JSing is the best though if DS doesnt go back to sleep i dont get it

if were really pushing the boat out we fit afternoon JSing in to!

So we all have pregnancy symptoms, no matter where in our cycle we are? Doesn't make things easy does it! I'm on CD6, still have pregnancy symptoms, but am ignoring them, had a drink after work and am planning on JSing away later.

Am on my phone so can't namecheck all, but seriously something six times a night don't your bits get sore? To be fair, I'm pretty sure I was like that when I was your age but it's worn off now (I'm 28)!

I prefer a morning js session too although the tablets for my anxiety kill my sex drive :/ never mind won't be forever! x

I am a morning person, DP is a night owl. He usually gets his way now we have our DS.
I don't think I have ever been a 3 times a day every day gal. Even 'in my prime' . DP reckons I have a higher sex drive than him, though
Something I marvel at the thought of 6 times in one session. DP definitely would have it in him these days!

Wouldn't not would!!!

At last, the perfect thread for me, can I join in please :)

I already have a DS (nearly 8) and have been JS for several years though with circumstances being what they were, its hardly surprising nothing happened. Over the last couple of months we sort of decided that we need to pull our socks up (or down as the case may be!) as DH is a positive relic :o

I have always suspected the demon drink may be part of our problem (we have recently left the licensed trade so ....) so, rather foolishly I bought a box of OPK's to convince DH that the problem was his (related to the drinking) as my body was doing its bit. The trouble was the OPK immediately told me the time was "now" then told me the same the next day, the next day and the next day so off to the GP I trotted. Anyway blood tests came back normal on Monday and we have spent the last 3 weeks doing very modest drinking (by our standards anyway!) so we will see. The GP would like DH to pop in and give a "sample" but at the moment he is doing all he can to avoid visiting "The wank clinic" even cutting down his drinking with remarkable good grace :o

So JS it is for us, now I know theres no problem with me I am more relaxed and if it turns out there is with DH then we will continue JS and enjoying it :o

my biggest session has been 13 times. my poor fanjo. it hurt to sit down

DP has a high sex drive but i think mines higher young blood

Hahaha yep been there in my youth x

Yikes... Must say my personal record has been maybe 4 times in a day? What kind of man can perform 13 times anyway?!!

These days it's a huge accomplishment if we squeeze in 2 times in one day! But generally it's more like 2 times a week. I always thought we had a really healthy sex life, now I feel like we're one of those cliched couples from TV where sex is like a special treat!

Welcome topbannana best of luck with the JSing.

Thirteen times? Thirteen? Thirteen?
Did his willy fall off? :o

Hello and welcome Topbanana! I only joined a few days ago. Put down the gin and start JSing! My husband is ancient too :o though I am young and feel about seventy

Ate something dodgy yesterday and puked all night. Reminded me of my first pregnancy- I had hyperemesis with DS1 and was in hospital for a good deal of the pregnancy. No sickness at all with DS2 though, so if this baby does happen, I hope he takes after DS2!

it should of fallen off! a little voice in my head was saying oh god not again but seriously it was like he was on speed this was before DP anyway.

now my DP has put on a bit of weight im lucky if he doesnt die afterwards. bless him hes keeping up with this daily JSing lark though!

i had a phone call yesterday to say the our checks for the flat had gone through! were having another viewing on saturday to go and mesure up and then get the keys on the 1st!

slightly to fond of the

Hello topbanana!

Ahhh 13 times a day takes me back to when DH and I were lazy students and spent all day smoking and shagging before emerging to drink and go back to shag some more.

Now we're more in the twice a day would be really impressive, twice a week is our goal and until recently twice a month would have been the reality

hi ladies, can i join JS, i have had 2 mc one in Oct 11, and one Late Jan 12.
i am ready to JS and see what happens, i am not going to turn myself into a complete lunatic again, this thread seems fun and after reading i think this is the right place for me.

welcome kellzi this thread is fun just like JSing!

Welcome kellzi :)

Wow. I am impressed that so many Just Shaggers are actually, erm, shagging so much

ERTD has taken ages to bugger off. Day 6 so far. Weirdly last night (TMI) when I wiped it was bright blood, not sludge like. Our bodies really do just play games sometimes don't they

Hello to all the newbies. frak have you PIAR yet??

I used to be a 6 times a day gal...then I got given chlamydia by a lovely ex and anything more than 2 times a day & I get really crap pains & a UTI. I blame the ex, not my stupid body.

Haven't JS-ed for a week, damn you UTI's!! If it's still here on Monday, DS has his 2nd set of jabs so I'll ask the doc for some harder drugs.

Welcome topbanana & Kellzi!

What's everyone up to this weekend?

Morning all - and especially the newbies!

Very happy here - DP is not at work today so we had a nice JS this morning (I'm def a morning girl - by night time I want to sleep) Feeling very smiley because we managed to JS twice!!!! I'm not sure I was ever capable of more than 10 and I think the suggestion would give DP a heart attack - he already thinks my sex drive is above average!

Somethingwitty that must be so exciting... I would be going into so much planning in my head and making lists of what I want to do/need to get to make it perfect (I'm def a list type of person!)

Horse this weekend there's nothing planned - I am hoping its not raining so I can start on the overgrown mess that is the garden and a reward for that hard work might be to get the bike leathers out and head into the country... what about you?

Muddy I think that this thread might actually be inspiring me to JS!

Thanks for the welcome everyone.

Some of these posts make me sound like a nun! We now fall firmly into the category of "twice a night, bloody hell" and DH is slightly bemused on occasions by it all but as I said, he is quite ancient :o

Perhaps I should stir my loins into morning JS in order to up my tally. I'm genuinely not a morning person but needs must :o

stuck im a list person to!! i love them. you should see my laptop ive got different folders for bookmarks of stuff where going to get! when we were house hunting i had a folder of potential houses.

when i was getting ready to have DS i had a list for stuff for labour, one for after birth and one for DS. Because we where in for such a long time i didnt have half enough stuff the day we left the hospital DP had to do several trips to the car and that didnt even include me and DS.

even the mw commented how much stuff i had and always got given massive rooms

i got moved from delivary suiete to anti-natal to post natal to HDU to post natal and always forgot my favourite pillow

Hurrah for DP being off Stuck! If you're hoping for no rain, I think you're going to be v.annoyed!
Oooh leathers! What bike have you got? I was going to do my CBT (just as I got pg) & have always lusted over sport bikes, DH is riding a boring Kawasaki ZR7 atm (for commuting).

I seem to be a 'when it's least likely to suit DH' person!

I'm another mad list lady; DS has all his clothes listed in a notebook so when people ask can I get him anything/I see something in the sales I know he's already got 49 tshirts in 9-12months (I did alot of eBay buying for baby clothes).

Dog, are you feeling better today?

Has Josie posted recently/anyone heard from her? I hope everything went ok for them last week, had everything crossed.

Nelly it's so good to see you have lots of viroid friends again (and that Frak and Val have well and truely settled back in ). It makes me feel ever so slighty teensy weensy a little bit jealous that I don't get to have another go on the JSing boat. It's not going to happen though, so I'll just say hello and shuffle back to the Grads thread.

and deposits

(PS I used to be Confessions, I changed name again)

awomancalledhorse I feel your pain with the uti! Not sure what the cause of mine are but had them 3 or 4 times a years for the last six years!! Woke up with one Monday morning soo uncomfortable! x

ERTD is still here. How dull.
On a brighter note, more new members! Hi to those I haven't met yet

Babysitter is booked for tomorrow, off out to the wine bar in town for a friends birthday. Then dinner party on saturday.

Js will commence in ernest next week!