The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

[TheLittleFriend]

See a Rat. Smack it.

Ah, you're all really sweet. I really am only testing to confirm non-duffedness, so I can booze like a booze-hound

It's nice to imagine a miracle tho

Stasi what a horrible arse that man is! Yes, make a note of what he said, and when. Pop has a really good point about constructive dismissal.

Stasi Meant to say too at twatty boss! How dare he suggest you resign! He really does not sound like the kind of man you'd want to be working for anyway. I am brooking that you find a nice new job (if that's what you want) and can tell him to stick it!

Blimey, I just read this on twoweekwait.com -

I have PCOS and my first baby took me 5 years to conceive. Now 7 years later I have 6 wonderful children and another on the way!

Blimey Imps!

Yes Stasi I agree with the others re twatty boss - what an odd thing to say!

I've just cheered myself up considerably by consulting the magic 8 ball which has confirmed that I will conceive this month and have a baby by the end of 2012. Hurrah!

"Is it a boy?" "Better not to tell you now" :o

Sorry Imps, I didn't mean to imply that you don't think graduates are part of the thread! I was just embarrassed at making the same mistake twice.

No worries Stasi - I didn't think you that did think that I thought that but thought I would clarify in case anyone else thought that I thought that :)

(But yes, your guesses were rubbish )

How dare the 8 ball not tell you Pop!

Ooh, apparently "it is certain" that my shit colleagues will get me a leaving present. Can't wait to get my £2.50 Boots voucher.

Oooh The 8 ball has confirmed I will get diffed this year

Unfortunately it doesn't seem to think you are all real though

Well I'm real. Don't know about the others though.

Someone has asked a lot of questions about 'J' lol

I know, just went and saw that! I love the ones that keep asking the same question until they get the answer they wanted!

"am I going to get pregnant next month?"

Signs point to yes.

"are the rat smackers real?"

My reply is no.

One day it will probably transpire that MN is run as a social experiment by spotty 15yr GSCE students. With spots.

Has someone just asked "is it a girl?" from here?!

I just interfered with the J & E saga

Oh God am I just talking to a load of spotty kids? Yikes!

"is MN a GSCE project by some spotty 15 year olds?"

It is decidedly so.

Scarlett that is genius! And they so would put out!

Oh crikey Bartlet!

I liked these 3:

Will I be in a relationship by April?
Will I be in a relationship by May?
Will I be in a relationship by the beginning of May? [my emphasis added]

Someone is clearly desperate to be in a relationship as soon as possible!

This is my favourite disclaimer that I've seen in a while:

"Note we take no responsibility for actions taken as a result of the Magic 8-ball answers. This site is for entertainment purposes only."

WHO IS THE RAT THEN???? I WANT TO KNOW NOW!!!