Afternoon all, how are we diddling?
stasi there is a fred somewhere in here by a woman whose wrist aches when she is diffed 
far glad to hear results so far are good and this one is doing a good imitation of treacle 
[ps, what does PSEPP stand for, I?ve been trying to work it out and I?m not even going to tell you all some of phrases I?ve come up with!]
smegs glad to hear things are moving on for you and about OH?s SA ? we are waiting for my OH?s results as we speak and I?m sure he will strutting like a peacock when they come back [indulgentrollingeyessmiley]
popcorn why have you put Boots on? I?m glad you told your mum 
generic I don?t really understand mc rules but having to wait for a 3rd just to get investigated seems pretty ludicrous to me?
cupcakes I suggest hiding behind the sofa with a big stick to beat AF if she even tries to get in
maybe am impressed at your famous man bum, I would definitely be trying to get a paparazzi style shot of it if I was you, could be worth £200 in Heat magazine!
beedle & bean the boobie babes lol, keep us updated on size and strength of soreness if you please so we can spot the right symptoms ourselves when required!
whim not sure you should be boasting about husbands hobbit feet haha!
Sorry if I've missed anyone, hugs to everyone else [and thanks for the preggo rubbing on the last pasge ]
Well we got round to watching the first 2 episodes of Inside Men last night on sky+ and it was really good! Looking forward to the second 2 eps tonight!
Now then, I?m sure there was something I was doing today that I needed to tell you all about this afternoon?..
Ah yes, my hycosy well... it's bloody uncomfortable! But sooooo worth it...
The gynae showed me my bad side first, as expected no tube due to the rupture/removal 14 years ago. Not as expected however was a teeny tiny right ovary, he described it as post-menopausal [I'm only 35 
] and basically not functional, looks like it was damaged irrevocably during the ectpoic surgery all them years ago, he thinks they probably accidentally stopped the blood supply and killed it.
Anyhoo, onto the good side and it is good I was sooo pleased to see my good tube looking incredibly tubelike and healthy and the dye passed through easily & quickly. The left ovary is a good size, and the gynae could see 4 or 5 well developing follicles. My womb lining is a good thickness too. No signs of scarring, damage or endometriosis.
Bizarrely it is actually a good thing in one way about my right ovary, as because its pretty much deid the pituary gland will, more often than not, now apparently select the left ovary to release its best effort most months, so this increases my chances of being realistically fertile each cycle.
Negative is that my egg reserves [which are already dwindling cos I'm 35] have been halved, so I shouldn't expect to produce a football team, but he thinks 1 or 2 should be more than possible. Keep shagging he said [he did ask if we could wait til we got home tho cos apparently the hospital frown on dtd onsite lol].
I can't put into words how relieved I am, I don't think I'd really admitted to myself how scared I was. So, onwards and upwards, the gynae flushed a load of extra dye through the tube [which really hurt!] and said to go for it like the clappers for the next 2 months 
Sorry for big old mememe post but glad that's all over and I can get back to rat smacking like everyone else without this silliness hanging over my head.