oh help, I'm going quietly mad

[HaveALittleFaithBaby]

I'm a regular in conception - kind of hoping old friends will come and hair stroke me. DH and I have been ttc for 22 months. DH has high prolactin levels which makes his sperm count low. Until we see a specialist next month we've been not trying but not, not trying iykwim.
My cycle is variable but typically 25-27 days. Today is cd29. I haven't had a 28 day cycle for over a year. Internet cheapies say bfn. Must assume it's only a matter of time before the witch comes. But I feel like crap. Anyone willing to sit and wait with me?

have this is just so exciting!!

I have that brand of internet cheapie test and they are not very sensitive at all.
The FR will give you an answer clearly if the cheapies are

You are putting my willpower to shame! I would have done another couple of tests by now! C'mon tomorrow morning already! :)

Arggghhh still hours to go until FMU!!! I can't take the tension

am giggling at biscuits suggestion! :) I can just imagine us all sitting at our desks clicking refresh!

Blimey you're all posting, I'm running round like a mad thing doing work!! Good job there's only one of me.
Today I have had minimal spotting, increased thirst - drunk 2 litres water and 3 cuppa teas and stil thirsty.
Am very worried it was an evap line and I'll look like a t**t tomorrow.
It's not willpower it's lack of access!

I have to confess I have nothing better to do .

I'm pretty convinced that's not an evap line. How long had you left the test before you went back?

Aren't FR pink dye? I like that as it is much easier to rule out an evap as it's a different colour and I'm simple.

Probably a good job that you have plenty to keep you busy - I'd have gnawed away down to my knuckles!

Ok ok I've just bought more tests. Yes I sneakily checked FF and none of the photos of evaporation lines looked like mine. It was about half an hour though!

OMG I didn't realise there was all this commotion and excitement Faith! What time are you testing tomorrow, I'm up at 6am

OK, so are we (notice the use of 'we' - this is a team event now ) testing tonight and tomorrow morning with FMU as well?

This is exciting!

So, you've bought tests - does this mean you've finished work. What brand(s) did you buy.

Exactly what time will you be testing?

And what sort of ramekin will you be using?

Hey dizzy! Ok easy q first. Gu ramekin, always. I bought a boots twin pack - easiest shop to get to and they only offered cbd, FR and their own. So I plumped for alternatives to what I had. I'm thinking FR tonight I'm sitting in car waiting to pick up DH desperate for a wee then a boots test with fmu. Cbd if boots says bfp. Whaddya reckon? will obviously have to run this by DH!

Ok sounds good. What time are you testing tonight?

I can approve that course of action

Come on Have's DH - the woman needs a wee!!!!!

Joins Biscuits in calling for Faith's DH to come on. Any updates Faith?

If that man doesn't turn up soon then I am afraid you will just have to empty out your handbag and wee in that. There are crazy women depending on it!

heehee Northey does make a good point

Well said Northey

And it would serve Have's DH if he had to buy her a new handbag for being tardy!

Serve him right sorry!

You have the sticks, you have the full bladder. I really don't know WHAT you're waiting for. It would be a very sensible use of the waiting time as well.

Great course of action planned, we approve.
I need to find the antenatal thread Biscuits as I have fallen off and I have a scan tomorrow :)

have I heard a rumour that you might have a BFP!

Just wanted to come and cheer you on for your testing tomorrow. How exciting.

Oh, and I also see the line. Mine was exactly like that to start with.

antenatal thread

Northey, while we wait for Have's ridiculously slow DH, did anything happen after your odd 3 day period you mentioned at the weekend? Did you POAS?